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What do you think are the funniest/weirdest/lyrics that don't make sense of Green Day? I've always laughed at "Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane" from Nice Guys Finish Last.

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From Nimrod there are some more that make me laugh :lol: :

"Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow, fermented salmonella poison oak no..." Hitchin' a ride

"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls, GI Joe in panty hose..." King For A Day :wub:

"Pinocchio has pierced your tongue, your nose is growin' into the 3rd dimension" You Lied

I'm sure there are other lines, I'll write them later :D

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I like the idea of this thread! :thumbsup:

"Today I kept on falling down, I thought it was the street. So I look down at my shoes, they were on the wrong feet."

The imagination of this seems just hilarious to me :lol:

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The whole entire 'King For a Day' song.

But I think the best line is: 'Sugar, spice, and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.' or 'Who put the drag in "drag queen"? Don't knock it until you try it!'

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Not the lyrics themselves, but in The Grouch, the way Billie pronounces "man" in "Now I'm just another shitty old MYEHN" like a whiny bastard just slays me :lol:

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"I'm on a mission I got no decision like a cripple running the rat race" Geek Stink Breath

all of Walking Contradiction

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The entirety of Nobody Likes You just has a nagging tone to it, I start chanting it and I crack myself up...

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all of Trè's songs :D

mostly: "Yeah did I mention? I was all by myself" (All By Myself)

I agree. And when he sings it live and changes that line it's even better :D :

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I agree. And when he sings it live and changes that line it's even better :D :

aw yes, i agree :) ....and he seems so shy when he sings live, but on the same time he has this dirty lyrics :D

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"Why does one and one make two?" in Green Day

I think that falls into more of the question everything category, not so much funny or weird, but that's just my opinion. :happy:

"I fell asleep while watching Spike TV, After 10 cups of coffee"

Everytime I here this line I wonder, is it actually possible to fall asleep after drinking all that coffee. It makes me laugh :shy:

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Definitely King For A Day!!! The whole song makes me crack up at almost everline! And nothing can Tre's songs!!! They are just too funny! :)

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I've decomposed and my gut's getting fat, Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad...from the grouch

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the wife's a nag and the kids fucking up i don't have sex cuz i can't get it up.....also from the grouch

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Billie Joe's Mom, All By Myself, Like A Rat Does Cheese....any of Tre's songs hahaha

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"Who put the drag in the drag queen? Don't knock it until you tried it!" from King for a day

"When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lazy!/ Some say quit or I'll go blind but it's just a myth!" from Longview

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