Satanic Heavy Metal band The Greendays threaten our youth

[BasKerplunCase]

hahah, wow.

People are so stupid.

[Are We The Waiting?]

I think I'll join that forum to troll it

exactly what i am going to do.

[Fanny.]

This just goes to show that listening to the heavy metal rock and roll stylings of The Greendays helps rot your brain and turns you into an incorrigible, rebellious harlot. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of hidden backward messages in Greendays songs.

Oh god I feel like such an incorrigible, rebellious harlot now for listening to the oh so metal greendays

At least this site is satirical cause if not, well that'd be sad to see people that stupid lol

[SixtiesJunkiie]

don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. oh silly people.

[Punk-tastic32]

Ahh.. you can't make this stuff up.

Anyone from here still trolling? I'm surprised that no one mentioned Church on Sunday. xD

[Stormy Haze]

"doesn't classify himself as anything" is a euphemism that he will have intercourse with anything that moves. I'm surprised he hasn't come out public with his interest in molesting children and bestiality.

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this, but...

It's impossible

Green Day is an eco-friendly band. Why else would they have a name like that.

Obviously.

[SuzieCreamCheese]

Good luck - I still have not gotten an e-mail. I've tried to register under three different names. I'm ready to say,

a friend knew one of the roadies and we went back stage and that singer (if you want to call him that) humped my leg like a dog for a full five minutes.

[whatshername0303]

Oh my god! It's kinda...weird.

1. It's Green Day. not greenday

Sorry son, but you drug induced haze is messing with your mind. It is 'Greenday'.

WTF?

[Countrygirl]

"I also believe that "Greenday" has spent many hours studying satanic rhythms designed to summon demons."

What the?

[whatsmyname_jimmy]

"I looked up this Greendays online and read about their lead singer. Turns out he is a filthy sodomite that will sleep with anything"

Took me 20 minutes to read the whole page, i was laughing that much. This is the best thread yet :]

[greendaytone]

This is absolute dynamite!

[Schlappy]

wow. i laughed like an idiot at my computer screen. thats is just too good

you hear that guys? we're disciples of Satan. darn

[The Muffin]

Can't wait to see you guys in hell! Ahaha.

We'll throw a huuuge party and Green Day will be playing (since they'll be in hell too)

It'll be a concert that will last forever! Can you imagine that?

:dance:

HELL SOUNDS FUN THIS WAY.

[unexplainedbacon]

oh dear god, this in unreal. So frigging funny, Is the page serious?

[Ryan GD]

this is soo funny :L

[Maddy.]

guuyyyysssssss read what Sanne keeps posting

don't fucking troll on there

it's a serious business troll site on its own

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist

bunch of hardcore geniuses

[RocketPower]

Relief. This is fake. Holy crap. I can laugh now.

[Moxy Crimefighter]

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Well Justine, you can live your life as a harlot, but do not attempt to infect our pure forum with your tawdry words.

Greenday is evil. They promote promiscuity and drug consumption among a myriad of other horrors. There is no possible way you can defend such a terrible group of home wreckers. Had you been going to Church and praying to Jesus, you'd be married by now and have several sons. Instead your womb is drying up like month old bread.

In reply to a Green day fan not cottoning on to the fact this is satire

[Silverlight]

I know I'm a little late, but I'm gonna start trolling this!

[Punk-tastic32]

We'll throw a huuuge party and Green Day will be playing (since they'll be in hell too)

It'll be a concert that will last forever! Can you imagine that?

:dance:

HELL SOUNDS FUN THIS WAY.

Goooooo Hell!

I'm gonna start doing some extra sinning to make sure I get in.

Hot, hot eternal mosh pit ftw!

[The Thespian]

We can have a party in hell to music from said Satanic Heavy Metal group.

[E!!i]

I just started to read it and have to laugh so much, omg, so much dumb people out there

[Jenny95]

We can have a party in hell to music from said Satanic Heavy Metal group.

oh yeah I will go to hell too ,the people there are way better than in heaven: Jos ,"the Satanic Heavy Metal Band" and you guys

who wants to go to heaven anymore if there are just those "read your holy bible ,don't think yourself and shut up guys"?

[billiejoeswhore]

I have to say i seriously lmao to this. To the point im crying lmao x

[ThisIsNotNora]

I made an account. posted one single post: you're funny!

and got banned xDDDD