Satanic Heavy Metal band The Greendays threaten our youth

[YehItsRyan]

  On 11/4/2010 at 6:00 PM, Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love said:

But you will burn in Hell!

No I won't I'll be buried and be six feet under, as is the normal way of doing things

[Laura!]

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Proof (as if proof were needed) that the Greendays are evil and trying to lure our youth into a life of sodomy and unimaginable worse things. They impregnated a ghastly message in the form of a satanic anagram into their name, it reads, "re GAY end"!! I shudder to think what kind of damage such sublimimal messaging can wreak.

:lol:

[JohannaRaeRamone.]

You couldn't make up funnier material than that! I'm still trying to process it all!

I started skimming the rest of the site though and had to leave. It just left me feeling SICK.

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

I love how the last post atm (this one) was totally made by a fan.

That the Rosie May from here or just a funny coincidence?

[SuzieCreamCheese]

  On 11/3/2010 at 10:53 PM, Nele said:

Dammit.

lol

[SuzieCreamCheese]

I didn't know it was satire until you all told me. For real I mean - recently the Supreme Court has been looking at - can people protest at military funerals because these poor people who lost a son or daughter in the war - a "reverend" from a "church" took on his own agenda that the US is to blame for homosexuality and that's why these people died - and of course the "church" that organized the Qumran burning - I really thought that it was for real, people. It wouldn't register me this morning and I've been thinking of biting things to say.

Then I read the FAQ about racism - and there were seriously racist things there and I'm like WHAT is going on -

wow. No, it got me going - I was all ready to - you know - here, I'll give it to you guys and I can play on the site then

We should get buttons that say "Billie Joe fucked me"

Ok, I was going to say - "You fight dirty when you attack a man's personal life, keep it to his work" and

It's unconscionable to criticize someone's work for charity.

I was seriously going to go off, yall. I didn't know it was satire. How did you who knew - how did you know it?

[.:Whatsername:.]

It's really hard to tell whether or not it's satirical. O_o Glad to hear it is but still, must be a lot of work to act so incredibly stupid.

[Cameron.]

OH MY JESUS.

Everyone on that site who acted like trolls (terrific ones), were so obnoxious, ignorant and unaware it was damn hilarious. I can't believe people like that even exist, I mean do they even have lives?

It's still very hilarious. My day has been made.

[SuzieCreamCheese]

It still hasn't confirmed me. I was going to say it's not only our youth but I took my husband to a Greenday concert because my neighbor gave us tickets and I guess I liked that song "I hope you had the time of your life" and my husband became obsessed. He bought all Greenday records, magazines, started playing the guitar late night with his friends and two years ago I found gay porn magazines. He found a boyfriend who was his lawyer, divorced me, got the house and me and my beautiful two daughters are living in a Dodge Caravan.

Guess it's not worth it though. It's not as funny as it was in my head.

[jtdscape]

Lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Go thru this checklist to determine whether your child is dealing drugs:

Pants sagging below waist despite wearing a belt.

Hat isn't new but still has stickers on it.

Hat is worn to the side, and crooked.

Cultivating dreadlocks (and the kid's not black).

Rides a skateboard.

Listens to bands like 311, Sublime, and Ben Jesus.

Wants to play acoustic guitar and learn old folk songs.

Starts compulsively collecting Grateful Dead bootleg recordings.

Decides to become a vegetarian.

Girlfriend's name is 'Tea Bag'.

Wears a hoodie. Or tie dyes.

Keeps writing reports about the value of hemp crops.

Persistent cough, yet no signs of tuberculosis.

Eyes are red-rimmed and/or her nose is runny in the absence of a cold.

Lazy, won't do chores.

Cell phone rings constantly. Text messaging frequently.

Doesn't want to tell you where he's going when he goes out at night.

Strange friends who he won't introduce you to.

Bad grades. Can't do math or turn in projects on time.

Grades have slipped, and school attendance is irregular.

No real hobbies or interests other than 'hanging out'.

Plans to vote Democrat.

Bandanna hanging out of right rear pocket or cargo pocket. (Left pocket is for fags)

Keeps telling you to 'chill out'.

Wears too much AXE body spray.

Withdrawn, depressed, tired, and careless about personal grooming.

Hostile and uncooperative; frequently breaks curfews.

Relationships with family members have deteriorated.

Eating or sleeping patterns have changed; they're up at night and sleeps during the day.

Doesn't want to have dinner with the family; eats too much candy

Gone for days. Where is the kid?

There are many steps toward recovery. Being a friend isn't going to help your child in this situation. He/she needs a parent who is going to set limits and boundaries, and effective punishments.

[kate_ochoxx]

OH NOES THE GREENDAYS ARE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DEMON!!! ahhhhh

hahahahahaha this is soooooooo funnyy love it...

[Jenny95]

  On 11/5/2010 at 2:09 PM, omgitskate said:

OH NOES THE GREENDAYS ARE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DEMON!!! ahhhhh

hahahahahaha this is soooooooo funnyy love it...

Ohhh nooo I'm never ever going to listen to them again cause I've a reaaaaaly strong believe ...well sometimes I lie

but realy what do those people think? that everyone liking "the Greendays" is going to be an ultraviolent whatever?

ohh and of course they`re also realy bad cause they wear make up (only baaad guys do that)

definitely stupid ..but so funny

[RocketPower]

At first, I thought that this was really funny. And then, after I started reading through it, I just felt sick. I went to a Catholic school for years (yeah, I know right?) and I just feel like this isn't what I was taught at all. I'm pretty sure that Christians don't run around calling people "dykes" and having the words "ETERNALLY DAMNED" next to people who've been banned from the site. And some of those people were just so POMPUS. I'm kinda disgusted. This is what made me question Christianity. I suppose they're going to tell me to burn in hell because I love gay people and think birth control is a pretty good idea. Grr...

Sorry for the rant, I'm just really, really pissed now...

[petros]

I'm never going to listen to those "greendays" again!!

[Jenny95]

  On 11/5/2010 at 4:51 PM, RocketPower said:

At first, I thought that this was really funny. And then, after I started reading through it, I just felt sick. I went to a Catholic school for years (yeah, I know right?) and I just feel like this isn't what I was taught at all. I'm pretty sure that Christians don't run around calling people "dykes" and having the words "ETERNALLY DAMNED" next to people who've been banned from the site. And some of those people were just so POMPUS. I'm kinda disgusted. This is what made me question Christianity. I suppose they're going to tell me to burn in hell because I love gay people and think birth control is a pretty good idea. Grr...

Sorry for the rant, I'm just really, really pissed now...

I also don't think every christian is like that cause I know many people who believe in god and talk with me ,and they don't say I should burn in hell but I suppose the guys on this site were also reaaaly radical

[RocketPower]

  On 11/5/2010 at 5:05 PM, Jenny95 said:

I also don't think every christian is like that cause I know many people who believe in god and talk with me ,and they don't say I should burn in hell but I suppose the guys on this site were also reaaaly radical

LOL "really" doesn't even begin to explain these dickheads. They're pretty much the people I avoid at all costs when I'm in a bad mood. But then I read that this was fake? Please tell me this is true? Anyone?

[Mrs. Nobody]

I started crying with laughter reading the Rev. Jim Osborne post

oh god

"Guess what, nancyboy?"

...nancyboy

omg i can't breathe

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

  On 11/5/2010 at 5:51 PM, RocketPower said:

LOL "really" doesn't even begin to explain these dickheads. They're pretty much the people I avoid at all costs when I'm in a bad mood. But then I read that this was fake? Please tell me this is true? Anyone?

Yes, it's fake.

It's only posted at least once on every page that it's fake, half the time with a link that confirms that it's yes, indeed, fake.

The site is a parody on those hardcore christians.

[madddie]

This is so funny! Hahaha.

[rinu]

I'm going to register as Rev. Strychnine Twitch after posting that I don't know if I post there but I'm going to register totally.

[SuzieCreamCheese]

I registered Thursday afternoon and they still have not sent me an e-mail. There's 11 pages on there. Two Green Day fans who do not realize that it is a joke. I'm really feeling for them, y'all. They both are getting angry and defending Green Day saying how much they've done for them.

[Holly Ann]

tjkyhtjkhdfj i can't

[Hermione]

Ohhh my god hahaha. They need to see this thread so they can read that the site is a joke a million plus times.

[walkalone]

has anyone from here been posting on there???

[Nickofsuburbia]

what is... i dont even....

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Originally Posted by Whatshername1509 View Post

We develop our tastes as we grow. Like with food. As we grow older we can decide what foods we like to eat and what we don't like to eat. Just like we decide who we like to have sex with and who we don't like to have sex with.

That sounds like cannibalism friend. I hope you were joking. Right?

It is very wrong to eat other people you know. Do you wear a bone in your nose and make lots of CHUGA CHUGA noises?