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When you make chocolate milk and you yell "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCH!" and your mom stares at you.

And when you beg your parents to buy you white Creepers like Billie's.

When you spend hours drawing the Green Day logo over and over to perfect it. :lol:

i think i shouted chocolate milk bitch to my aunt once. she looked at me weirdly, and i draw the boys all the time.

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When you correct people for saying Green Day is screamo. (I showed her Take Back...Now she's calling them screamo.) :dry:

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When you spent the last three hours on GDC, and you are in school.

When listening to music besides theirs, or their side-projects feels like betrayal.

When you consider being a bigger Tubbies fan betrayal . . .

I'm a bigger tubbie head though . . .

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When you write Rage and Love on your wrists, Billie Joe<3, Trè, and Dirnty on your hands, and Ya Know?! on your knuckles. :P

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When you start opening your mouth to talk someone automatically knows you are gonna say something about Green Day.

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When your getting ready for school, look in the mirror and then shout "Im so beautiful!"

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When you chase someone around the whole school fro a Green Day t-shirt and slip and fall in the mud but get up and keep chasing them till you get yelled at by a stupid teacher... :pinch:

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When more people know you by Green Day freak then your real name... :mellow:

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When you make up random scenarios about what if Green Day walked into the room right now.

I do that too! Much too often...

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I do that too! Much too often...

When I'm at the shops, what if they were trying to hitch a ride in someones car and I gave them a lift. What if they knocked on my door. I get so bored

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When you make up random scenarios about what if Green Day walked into the room right now.

Do that all the time... when I'm on the toilet...

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When you make up random scenarios about what if Green Day walked into the room right now.

Don't all Green Day fans? :D

But it's mostly Billie...

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when someone in your class keeps their love for green day a secrete because they're afraid of what you're going to do to them :lol:

this happened to me; now we're soul mates :eyebrows:

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When you talk about "converting" people to Green Day and established a plan :

1. Take a person that knows GD and likes what they know (mostly, it's BOBD and Know your Enemy)

2. Introduce more GD to them ; make them listen o very awesome songs, when it's appropriated, get out your anecdotes about them (Like, this morning, we were talking about the simpsons, and I talked about the movie, talked about Green Day in the movie, talked about someone hitting Tré in the balls, talk about how he REALLY lost one of his balls, and print that in the brains of three of my friends "Oh NO! Poor him! " " Who is him in the band?" "Awwww, that hurts...Tré you said?")

3. To their demand, that will come, with a few little indications, lend them your CDs. Tell them to enjoy the booklets and the photos too.

4. Show them Bullet in A Bible (you will have take the precaution of NOT lending them that one) on you Ipod/Iphone/anything else that can read BIAB. Let the awesomeness of the EEE OOOOs and others crowdplayings, the total craziness of King For a day, the hotness of Hitchin' a Ride, the sadness of WMUWSE and the other supermusic overwhelm them (drag their attention to Tré and Mike too)

5. When they are well fan-girled/boyed, give some photos to them. If they make music, precise the equipment of the band members, and highlight the history of the band.

6. You now have a global fan of Green Day. Direct him to GDA and GDC, now they can instruct themselves, and you can let them go and have a brilliant fan future.

It WORKED! I have now a freak that plays Holiday on guitar and drools over It's Fuck Time, and knows all the albums, a fan that is going to see the Musical with me and converted her mom to early GD, and a fanboy who's totally in love with Kerplunk.

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When you make cards for friends, you write on the back ;

"Made by Green Day Nerd Inc."

and put a little picture of Billie at the top wearing a christmas hat :wub:

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when someone in your class keeps their love for green day a secrete because they're afraid of what you're going to do to them :lol:

this happened to me; now we're soul mates :eyebrows:

Was it the guy you like?

:ninja:

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When you can name any Green Day song off the top of your head before people even have a chance to breathe.

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Was it the guy you like?

:ninja:

in my dreams! it was this girl who i barely talk to. When i find a guy with my music taste, i'll marry him :cool:

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When your activating a new credit card on the phone and your security question is the last concert you attended and have a small conversation about Green Day. This just happened to me.

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