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When you make cupcakes for their birthday and you walk around school with a piece of paper stuck on you back that says stuff like "Happy birthday billieh Jay"

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You dream of being in charge of colonizing the moon, (or Mars, or whatever..) You already know how you're going to design everything (roads, buildings, color combinations)

....And it will all be Green Day related.

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When you sing "So go do what you like, I'm having sex with Mike.." in When I Come Around :lol:

You dream of being in charge of colonizing the moon, (or Mars, or whatever..) You already know how you're going to design everything (roads, buildings, color combinations)

....And it will all be Green Day related.

We should go colonize the moon right now.

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When Your in Biology and instead of doing research you go on green day community :P

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are these all true? green day makes this much merch??

I wish it were true, however, i made a custom greenday plate and knife and fork like 5 years ago at school.

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I wish it were true, however, i made a custom greenday plate and knife and fork like 5 years ago at school.

How?

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How?

In art class at school, had a plain white plate and painted on it with their American Idiot images and writing. Its epic

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In art class at school, had a plain white plate and painted on it with their American Idiot images and writing. Its epic

I bet it was. Do you have pictures or anything?

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1. You look at alcohol or any type of pills and you hear Billie sing "MAY IMPAIR YOUR ABILITY TO OPERATE MACHINERY" everytime :rolleyes:

2. When the first site you go to each day is GDA

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when you own a pair each of black & white and red & black striped pants, just cause Billie wore them!

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When you have a mini heart attack when Green Day comes on TV while your skimming through the channels

When you stare at a web banner for 15 minutes because Billie Joe is on it.

When you arrive at school on one of the band members birthday, and the first thing you do is write happy birthday to to them on the board

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When you define endurance as how many Green Day songs you can sing in a row while running and/or dancing around.

When you Google "blue" and get mad when the webpage isn't covered in images of Billie's guitar

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When you get really, REALLY angry when you see people in shirts that are NOT Green Day. <3

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1. When they come on TV & you tell everyone around you to "shhhh"

2. You find out their going on tour & start counting down the days until they come to your town.

3. Add them into casual conversation & then some of your friends get annoyed, but you just smile and carry on.

4. Ho As Hell.

:runaround:

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...when you realize how pathetic you are because most of these statements apply to you. :lol:

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1. When you say Fink instead of fuck

2. When you count listening to The Rev "preach" as going to church

3. When Green Day became your religion

4. When you bible is American Idiot

5. When you believe that BeeJ is god and jesus O.O

6. When you tell your very religious friend that Billie Joe is jesus because he walked on water.

7. When you stop being friends with them because they said your wrong :dry:

8. When you don't care that your not friends with them

9. When you spend part of your day making a wallpaper for Kerplunks b-day

10. When you dislike someone just because they like BeeJ/Fink/The Rev/ St. Billie because you love them and now you love them more than anyone else god damnit :mad:

11. When you say ho as hell

12. When you make random Green Day references.

all are true :whistle:ninja::dance:

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When you have so many pictures you've taken at Green Day concerts/interviews/etc saved in iPhoto that your computer starts recognizing and automatically tags Billie Joe's face when you tag your photos.

:whistle

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- When people you know text you just to tell you they heard a green day song on the radio

- When you travel half way around the world completely spontaneously and spend all your savings just to see BJ on broadway

yeah... :shifty:

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:mad: when you want to punch your Granfather for calling Billie Joe a moron even though thaat is his opinion on pretty much everyone and not just Billie :mad:
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you adapt their songs to fit your life, i.e. for my french gf, sitting on the hood of a peugeot (dragging out the last sylabol replaces camaro nicely) here comes my european (same # of sylabols as minnesota) girl. She didn't know the song, but thought it was cute when I sang it to her.

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When you hear the word Green Day on the radio and someone changes the station you nearly blow a fuse and attack.

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1# When Your Cousins Call You JessicanaGreenDay

2# When The Youngest Sees You He Automaticly Yells "GREEN DAY"

3# When You Handed In A Foto Of Green Day For A Science Project

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