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wow...I couldn't stop reading this. I crack lame puns about them all the time.

They are so lame that I won't repeat them.

Yes, you must! It will just add to the enjoyment of this thread! :lol:

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Billie Joe's height.

HAHAHA! :lol: This made me laugh more than I probably should have... :unsure:

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HAHAHA! :lol: This made me laugh more than I probably should have... :unsure:

You can laugh as much you want? :ermm: Haha, seriously that guys height is a joke in itself :lol:

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I've never heard any Green Day related jokes, nor can I think of any good ones.

I agree

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wow...I couldn't stop reading this. I crack lame puns about them all the time.

They are so lame that I won't repeat them.

Yes! I wanna hear them too!

I don't get it =\

Explain? :)

The enemy is raw ham.

Tre's ally is raw fish. Until he eats it

Haha, I'm getting really bad at this =/:P

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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

lameee...

haha...maybe this could be made trending topic on twitter :eyebrow:

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It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!"

lameee...

I don't get this joke someone explain please :lol:

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I don't get this joke someone explain please :lol:

well this can't be so hard to get :)

Ever heard of song called Wake me up when september ends? :mellow:

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well this can't be so hard to get :)

Ever heard of song called Wake me up when september ends? :mellow:

Ohh right yeaah I get it now I thought you were referring to something like a tour date :unsure:

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You can laugh as much you want? :ermm: Haha, seriously that guys height is a joke in itself :lol:

Yeah I just felt kinda bad, thats all. But its so true. :D I know he's uber short but how tall exactly?

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Yeah I just felt kinda bad, thats all. But its so true. :D I know he's uber short but how tall exactly?

umm.. 170 cm? I heard that from somewhere.

don't know what's that in inches and feet...

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haha...maybe this could be made trending topic on twitter :eyebrow:

OMG that would be a great idea. Let's do it! :D

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In an fb convo I made this lame Green Day title thingy. It is lame, I know. But whatever.

You're such a Brat, I wish you would just Fuck Off and Die, I'm 86'ing ya, You Lied about the God thing, I'm still Waiting for a proper comeback, and you'll be Rotting in your bed if you're going to sleep till October, I'm Warning you here, you better go Hitchin' A Ride 2000 Light Years Away till you're a Castaway, or I'll kick your ass off the Road To Acceptance all the way to Tight Wad Hill (which is in Berkeley, BY THE WAY), Nice Guys Finish Last so you'll be there first, In The End you'll be Walking Alone being "All By Myself", a Reject and Scumbag of the greatest kind, and I'll be laughing Ha Ha You're Dead. Good Riddance, I Hate You.

sorry if there are some things in there that don't make a lot of sense xD

umm.. 170 cm? I heard that from somewhere.

don't know what's that in inches and feet...

he's 5'7"-ish.

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^That's pretty good, if you didn't know it was all based around GD references it sounds like a little story/message of some sort :dance:

wow...I couldn't stop reading this. I crack lame puns about them all the time.

They are so lame that I won't repeat them.

Oh please do!

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umm.. 170 cm? I heard that from somewhere.

don't know what's that in inches and feet...

wow! here I was thinking he was in the 160 region haha :lol: Well if he is 170cm, I'm only like 5 or so cm taller than him, it doesnt seem that short anymore.

Though he his....a 38yr old male :ermm:

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umm.. 170 cm? I heard that from somewhere.

don't know what's that in inches and feet...

Thats 5'7''! Two inches taller than me. Wow that man is tiny! Why did I picture him a bit taller? Now I want to stand back to back and test the height diference for real.

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Thats 5'7''! Two inches taller than me. Wow that man is tiny! Why did I picture him a bit taller? Now I want to stand back to back and test the height diference for real.

me, too!! though, as I saw him running around on stage I was like "oooh he's tinier than I thought he'd be!" and then I was like "awwww, cute" :wub::lol: and the ppl standing around me gave me a strange look..I'm sure they thought the same :shifty:

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Billie Joe is fun sized

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Billie Joe is fun sized

everything about him is....fun sized. :whistle

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Hey? Hey who? Hey yoooooooo

Haha. Cute.

I was doing this yesterday and my friends were all :blink: wth?

Oh yeah, that's right, you're not cool enough to know! :D

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Hey? Hey who? Hey yoooooooo

:lol: I have this image of Billie walking into his house after days work, going 'HEEEEEYYYYYY OHHHH IM HOME!' and the whole family being like 'shut the fuck up, I'm right here! :mad: '

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well i thought this one i made was kind of funny

but you guys might not get it or might not find the humor of it

and its probably gonna be stupid so i'll write anyways

how much do you think Billie Joe loves Canada?

he loves canada so much hes basically falling for it lol

i made it up when i heard billie fell or tripped at the Toronto show.

haha that was so lame i loved it. good job

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Hey? Hey who? Hey yoooooooo

That! THAT! Was brilliant! Hats off to you!

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*knock knock*

-who's there?

-bab's uvula

-bab's uvula who?

i tried

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:lol: I have this image of Billie walking into his house after days work, going 'HEEEEEYYYYYY OHHHH IM HOME!' and the whole family being like 'shut the fuck up, I'm right here! :mad: '

:lol: I pictured it

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