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I laughed too! :D

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I don't have any cute ones, but my friend and I who are both massive fans, sometimes say things they said like "it puts the lotion in the basket" after saying things that are good. haha. xD

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I don't have any cute ones, but my friend and I who are both massive fans, sometimes say things they said like "it puts the lotion in the basket" after saying things that are good. haha. xD

It took me a really long time to remember that Tre said that in an interview. I was like, why are we making Silence of the Lambs references? xD

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It took me a really long time to remember that Tre said that in an interview. I was like, why are we making Silence of the Lambs references? xD

Oh. hahaha. =p

I didn't even know it was from Silence of the Lambs. ahaha. xD

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Oh. hahaha. =p

I didn't even know it was from Silence of the Lambs. ahaha. xD

Hahaha ohhh boy....

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Hahaha ohhh boy....

...I see. :mellow:

hahahaha. :lol:

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This one is stupid but..:

"Knock knock."

'Who's there?'

"Chocolate milk."

'Chocolate milk who?'

"CHOCOLATE MILK BITCH!"

Yea, I know, it's pretty sad...

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I posted it a while back, but here it is again for old time's sake...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Bab's Uvula

Bab's Uvula who?

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3 guys go to guiness book of world records headquarters

one claims to have the biggest feet in the world

One claims to have the longest arms in the world

One claims to have the most musical talent in the world

THey each walk in to see if they can break the record

The one guy walks out with th title of the biggest feet in the world

One of the other guys walks out with the title of the longest arms in the world

The third guy walks out pissed and says "who the crap is green day!?!?"

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How do you piss off Billie Joe Armstrong?

Ask him why he's so much shorter than the guy from slipknot.

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What did Billie Joe get arrested for?

D.U.I. - Dancing Undressed and Indecently

Clever! :)

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What's the difference between Tre and cool?

Tre's very cool.

Get it? Tre means very in... Yeesh I can't remember now. Anyways, it's awful, I know, but it came off the top of my head haha :lol:

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....something about his hair being a different color when they release an album.....i got nothing.

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Hey Billie, want some help with the stir fry?

no thanks, I wok alone.......

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does anyone remember that joke someone made about Worry Rock? I randomly though of it the other day and now it's stuck in my head. It went something like:

This project manager is in charge of designing a road layout for a new housing development. He goes into his local library and asks the librarian if they have any copies of The Road (by Cormac McCarthy)

The librarian says "you're designing that new housing development aren't you?"

The manager says "I am, I get to design the road layout"

So the librarian says "ok, promise me no dead end streets, and I'll guarantee we'll have the Road"

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