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Steven Samuels

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What I had for dinner:

Brain Stew, an X-Ray Hamburger, and Private Ale. I wanted coffee, but there was 409 In my Coffeemaker.

Then I had some Poprocks & Coke, because I'm a Hungry Hungry Model. :lol:

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What I had for dinner:

Brain Stew, an X-Ray Hamburger, and Private Ale. I wanted coffee, but there was 409 In my Coffeemaker.

Then I had some Poprocks & Coke, because I'm a Hungry Hungry Model. :lol:

brilliant! :lol: :lol:

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What I had for dinner:

Brain Stew, an X-Ray Hamburger, and Private Ale. I wanted coffee, but there was 409 In my Coffeemaker.

Then I had some Poprocks & Coke, because I'm a Hungry Hungry Model. :lol:

You must be really full

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What's Billie's blood type?

AO!

Too bad that isn't a real blood group. :lol:

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I know why Billie Joe got those blonds tufts in his hair.... :eyebrow:

Because he wants to do a Cosplay of Cody Maverick!!

Compare:

Cody:

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And Billie Joe with his wonderful cosplay of Cody in Surf's up :D

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I tried again

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I know why Billie Joe got those blonds tufts in his hair.... :eyebrow:

Because he wants to do a Cosplay of Cody Maverick!!

Compare:

Cody:

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/776289-codym_large.jpg

And Billie Joe with his wonderful cosplay of Cody in Surf's up :D

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9426/tumblrlcqaunyo8e1qazx4s.gif

I tried again

That. Was. Epic!

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A man comes to a Green Day concert with a gun and tries to kill Billie, Mike and Tre. I jump and take bullets for Billie and Tre, but not for Mike. Do you know why? He's bulletproof.

That's it...

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I wonder why Billie's hair is so fluffy these days...

Probably inspired from Tre's pubes.

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I wonder why Billie's hair is so fluffy these days...

Probably inspired from Tre's pubes.

how would u know :P

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  • 4 weeks later...

"I started fucking riots as soon as my pizza's browned."

I always though that's what he said in Homecoming.

And actually no, I'm not on drugs. LOL. I just have problems.... :whistle

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  • 2 weeks later...

So, St Billie is staying in New York and not going overseas. Guess he's not the only one with the taste for suicidal :(

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my friend cracked a Green Day joke earlier this school year but i don't remember it. i know it had something to do with a ceratin day x)

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okay, this one is sorta shit, but i need to bump this thread up for the sake of the forum and laughter.

how many billie joes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

just one, but it'll take him a few years to figure out technology like that!

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^ Lolol nice.

God, I've missed this thread. Looks like I know what I'll be thinking of all day tomorrow. :eyebrows:

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What is Billie Joe Armstrong’s favorite card game?

Uno.

I don't get it :mellow:

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I don't get it :mellow:

"Uno" could sound like "you know," or "ya know," Billie's favorite interview response. :P

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Anyone else notice how 99% of these jokes are terrible?

Anyone else notice how 99% of paper is tearable?

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