GreenDayPunkGirl™ Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Know Your Enemy: Yeah, Green Day knows us girls hate our monthly bitch, i mean enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pres Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 ive seen that loads of times but i still love it! Can you please explain this joke to me i don't understand it and i've seen it so many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDayPunkGirl™ Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 My prosthetic dick is longer than billie's legs. you wish xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Can you please explain this joke to me i don't understand it and i've seen it so many times Babs Uvula Who? is the title of a Green Day song off of Insomniac. The joke starts out like a regular knock-knock joke, but there isn't a traditional punchline because the question "Babs Uvula Who?" IS the punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pres Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Babs Uvula Who? is the title of a Green Day song off of Insomniac. The joke starts out like a regular knock-knock joke, but there isn't a traditional punchline because the question "Babs Uvula Who?" IS the punchline. Ya i know the song maybe i'm just having one of those days thanks though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Ya i know the song maybe i'm just having one of those days thanks though Ah, all right then. No problem though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Billiejoezee- Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 you wish xD A girl can dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V@L3 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 what song did billie joe write to his long lost favorite pair of tight pants? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN SEAMS! (yeahh not really)... person: heyy billie! billie: heyy-o (yeahh...fail) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickofsuburbia Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 whats the thing that keeps the Green Day Community together? The Network ZING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnout98 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I'm sorry if anyone thinks my joke was a fail.... which it probably was!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mia Joe Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I had so much fun making these During a visit to the States, I met a lot of new people. Most of the Americans had never met a Norwegian before, and one guy asked me if I knew what time it was in Norway at the moment. I couldn't help myself and responded "why sure I know - it's FUCK TIME!" What's the opposite of a peep show? Longview. - Help officer, a kid stole my purse! - I'll try to find him ma'am, what did he look like? - 16 and a son of a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November's Storms Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 General Stout, Captain Beer, Lieutenant Wine, Private Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 The joke I posted earlier has 'popular' next to it That's a first. Okay, so my grade in Algebra class went down to an 86, and my mom was bitchn' about how i needed to bring it back up. So I said "But Mom, there's no return from 86!!" yeahh that sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiaKels Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 The joke I posted earlier has 'popular' next to it That's a first. Okay, so my grade in Algebra class went down to an 86, and my mom was bitchn' about how i needed to bring it back up. So I said "But Mom, there's no return from 86!!" yeahh that sucked. Trust me, it didn't. I think that same thing whenever I get off the train at 86th st. dun dun dun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenage Kicks! Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 what song did billie joe write to his long lost favorite pair of tight pants? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN SEAMS! (yeahh not really)... person: heyy billie! billie: heyy-o (yeahh...fail) I fucking laughed my ass off at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 General Stout, Captain Beer, Lieutenant Wine, Private Ale Oh I love this one. Man, I really need to start thinking of some more jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 *job application* Name: my name is st. jimmy (and i'm the sun of a gun) Age: 17 and strung out on confusion Date: When September ends, green day. Time: Fuck time Your slogan: a gun for hire. Distance from office: 2000 light years away Address: 16, boulevard of broken dreams Method of transportation: i walk a lonely road. Your childhood: born into Nixon i was raised in hell... What might stop you from accepting the job: i don't wanna be an american idiot. What urges you to accept the job: i wanna be the minority Weaknesses: i must insist on being a pessimist. i am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone. I'm redundant. i am my own worst enemy. Strengths: Respect is something i will earn. What makes you suitable for the job: I wanna be on TV. i'm desperate, but not hopeless. Why should we give you the job: because ive been waiting a long time for this moment to come. LOOOL fail xD, could someone fix that up a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danajoe114 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I laughed so hard reading this, I actually cried. Once, we were lost in Cleveland, Ohio and I kept bitching to my mom that there was a West 12th street and that we had to find East 12th street So sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Liz Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 *job application* Name: my name is st. jimmy (and i'm the sun of a gun) Age: 17 and strung out on confusion Date: When September ends, green day. Time: Fuck time Your slogan: a gun for hire. Distance from office: 2000 light years away Address: 16, boulevard of broken dreams Method of transportation: i walk a lonely road. Your childhood: born into Nixon i was raised in hell... What might stop you from accepting the job: i don't wanna be an american idiot. What urges you to accept the job: i wanna be the minority Weaknesses: i must insist on being a pessimist. i am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone. I'm redundant. i am my own worst enemy. Strengths: Respect is something i will earn. What makes you suitable for the job: I wanna be on TV. i'm desperate, but not hopeless. Why should we give you the job: because ive been waiting a long time for this moment to come. LOOOL fail xD, could someone fix that up a bit? HAHAHA Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clairemarie Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 The joke I posted earlier has 'popular' next to it That's a first. Okay, so my grade in Algebra class went down to an 86, and my mom was bitchn' about how i needed to bring it back up. So I said "But Mom, there's no return from 86!!" yeahh that sucked. No that was HILARIOUS! For real. Or I just have a bad sense of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 No that was HILARIOUS! For real. Or I just have a bad sense of humor... Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Wild Billie Appeared! Wild Billie uses "y'know?" You are confused You hurt yourself in your confusion Wild Billie uses “Epic lyrics” You are infatuated Wild Billie uses “Broadway” You are shocked! You become paralyzed due to the shock Wild Billie uses “ST. BILLIE!” Its super effective You are unable to move Wild Billie uses "new live album" You are hurt from the suspense of the album Wild bille uses “Basket case” You flinched You are hurt from the suspense of the album Wild Billie uses “Jesus of suburbia” You can no longer use “earplugs” You are hurt from the suspense of the album You throw a master ball Wild Billie was caught Wild billie’s data is added to the pokedex Billie is a legendary Pokémon known for its ability to give you an eargasm. It is accompanied by mike and tre. Billie’s Cry: Y’know? haha, i had to i think ill do mike and tre ones too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiaKels Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Wild Billie Appeared! Wild Billie uses "y'know?" You are confused You hurt yourself in your confusion Wild Billie uses “Epic lyrics” You are infatuated Wild Billie uses “Broadway” You are shocked! You become paralyzed due to the shock Wild Billie uses “ST. BILLIE!” Its super effective You are unable to move Wild Billie uses "new live album" You are hurt from the suspense of the album Wild bille uses “Basket case” You flinched You are hurt from the suspense of the album Wild Billie uses “Jesus of suburbia” You can no longer use “earplugs” You are hurt from the suspense of the album You throw a master ball Wild Billie was caught Wild billie’s data is added to the pokedex Billie is a legendary Pokémon known for its ability to give you an eargasm. It is accompanied by mike and tre. Billie’s Cry: Y’know? haha, i had to i think ill do mike and tre ones too HAHAHA. This is great. I want Billie as a pokemon. Even though the thought of him being cooped up in a pokeball is quite sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-tastic32 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 HAHAHA. This is great. I want Billie as a pokemon. Even though the thought of him being cooped up in a pokeball is quite sad. He could be one of those that just hangs outside, like Pikachu, or that cat-thing. (Mew is it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fadi_7 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 there is some really funny jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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