Catsername Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 This one made me laugh. And it reminded me that I need to see that movie. I haven't seen it yet either, but whenever it's mentioned on tv it's always a FBHT reference to me haha OH! My mom bought a huge pack of cup noodles!!! Chicken flavor. Too bad it wasn't Billie flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 The other day, my friend was talking with this guy about how she is an insomniac. The guy says "What's an insomniac?" I chimed in: "If you don't know what an Insomniac is, then your a Nimrod!" lol yes, that was lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieT Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Billies Mum : Billie wake Up Billies : What mum Billies Mum : The cats in the dryer !!! Its bad but hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasmine Hopkins Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Welcome to Parrot Ice... ...wtf? (I swear these days I'm on something... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November's Storms Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 The other day, my friend was talking with this guy about how she is an insomniac. The guy says "What's an insomniac?" I chimed in: "If you don't know what an Insomniac is, then your a Nimrod!" lol yes, that was lame It made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Welcome to Parrot Ice... ...wtf? (I swear these days I'm on something... ) LMFAO! That was definitely one of the more random things I've heard lately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clairemarie Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Welcome to Parrot Ice... ...wtf? (I swear these days I'm on something... ) HAHAHAH! That took me so fucking long to get but it was awesome! If I wasn't out of positive rep points for the day, I would give you one. Fucking Billie and his rant thread...hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasmine Hopkins Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 @ LGLO, haha thanks! x'D HAHAHAH! That took me so fucking long to get but it was awesome! If I wasn't out of positive rep points for the day, I would give you one. Fucking Billie and his rant thread...hah. LMFAO You're awesomeee! <3 thanks for the thought anyway! Maybe you could add me as a friend? I would but I gotta go to school >_o Glad you like it LOL xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November's Storms Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 This isn't really a typical joke but is funny..at my expense! How dirty minded am I? In the song Waiting, at first I swore the lyrics were "I've been waiting a long time for this woman to cum" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjernpqvrnbfv Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 This isn't really a typical joke but is funny..at my expense! How dirty minded am I? In the song Waiting, at first I swore the lyrics were "I've been waiting a long time for this woman to cum" ... LOL :eyebrow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlee Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 The other day, my friend was talking with this guy about how she is an insomniac. The guy says "What's an insomniac?" I chimed in: "If you don't know what an Insomniac is, then your a Nimrod!" lol yes, that was lame Haha that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityof_lust17 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 The other day, my friend was talking with this guy about how she is an insomniac. The guy says "What's an insomniac?" I chimed in: "If you don't know what an Insomniac is, then your a Nimrod!" lol yes, that was lame It made me laugh...lol love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bat-chen Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 The other day, my friend was talking with this guy about how she is an insomniac. The guy says "What's an insomniac?" I chimed in: "If you don't know what an Insomniac is, then your a Nimrod!" lol yes, that was lame :lol: that's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymee!! Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 knock knock who's there? Bab's Uvula Bab's Uvula who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November's Storms Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 knock knock who's there? Bab's Uvula Bab's Uvula who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Girl Little One Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 ^ Um, ok. All right, so mine isn't exactly a joke so much a little anecdote, but whatever. I'm dressing up as Billie Joe for Halloween. I hadn't made any plans with my friends, so when my mom asked me who I was going trick-or-treating with, I replied "No one. I walk alone." She isn't letting me walk alone, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noy Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 knock knock who's there? Bab's Uvula Bab's Uvula who? omg lol XDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnout98 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 It's October 1st.. "BILLIE WAKE UP!" lameee... i made up a similar joke to this before i saw yours: Guy 1: Hey, it's October the 1st today Guy 2: Really, so? Guy 1: Well there's something special that you need to do today, i hope you did it. Guy 2: Really, i still don't know what you're talking about. Guy 1: Have a really good think... Guy 2: .....i still don't know Guy 1: Keep thinking..... Guy 2: OH CRAP! Guy 1: There you go.... Guy 2: I FORGOT TO WAKE UP GREEN DAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November's Storms Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 i made up a similar joke to this before i saw yours: Guy 1: Hey, it's October the 1st today Guy 2: Really, so? Guy 1: Well there's something special that you need to do today, i hope you did it. Guy 2: Really, i still don't know what you're talking about. Guy 1: Have a really good think... Guy 2: .....i still don't know Guy 1: Keep thinking..... Guy 2: OH CRAP! Guy 1: There you go.... Guy 2: I FORGOT TO WAKE UP GREEN DAY!!! Meh, its been done. Good try though keep it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayfabe Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 You've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelette, just like you've got to crack a few heads to make Brain Stew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasmine Hopkins Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Okay, I'M HORRIBLE for laughing at this, and I know I'm going to hell, but every time I listen to St.Jimmy, I always hear Billie say, "I am a son of a bitch, a ni**er and a hoe." But seriously. I can't keep a straight face when listening to that song anymore. This probably belongs in the misheard lyrics section, but it's pretty funny. Okay, I'M HORRIBLE for laughing at this, and I know I'm going to hell, but every time I listen to St.Jimmy, I always hear Billie say, "I am a son of a bitch, a ni**er and a hoe." But seriously. I can't keep a straight face when listening to that song anymore. This probably belongs in the misheard lyrics thread, but it's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayfabe Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Who's that Interrupting Alan that's featured in American Idiot track 5? Are we- We are. Are we- We are! ...the waiting?? Jeez, the song's called Are We The Waiting and Billie can't even say it without being cut short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphoric-pareidolias Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 knock knock who's there? Bab's Uvula Bab's Uvula who? ive seen that loads of times but i still love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JullyToledo Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 it's not a specific joke but well.. it's... Oh it's funny!!! " My mom don't let me go to Green Day's concert..." My First Reaction: Second Reaction: Third Reaction: Forth Reaction o___o ok not too much.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsup? Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 it's not a specific joke but well.. it's... Oh it's funny!!! " My mom don't let me go to Green Day's concert..." My First Reaction: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrtfrgzge1qcwd4d.jpg Second Reaction: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrtgkizGI1qcwd4d.gif Third Reaction: ]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrths2XJN1qcwd4d.jpg Forth Reaction o___o http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrtjbqY7q1qcwd4d.gif ok not too much.. Ju!! I laugh, leaning against the table! This is very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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