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What did the egg that had the number 50 on him say to the other eggs in the carton? "No man can eat me."

HAHAHA! not. :P

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-Tre Cool once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

-If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Mike Dirnt.

-When God said, "Let there be light", Billie said, "say please."

/just copied it.

Oh my God! I'm crying :lol: These are great. Especially the Tre' one :P

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I don't have any good ones

so i'll post a fail one

So, there are 4 people on a boat and the boat is sinking. there is only one life jacket left. the Four people who happen to be on the boat are Mairlyn Manson. Miley Cryus, Justin Bieber and Billie Joe Armstrong. Marilyn Manson says "I'm putting myself out of my own misery" and jumps into the water. Billie joe armstrong says "I'm doing this for the music industry. Pushes in Justin Beiber and Miley Cryus in and gets the life jacket. Billie Joe armstrong lives to create more music. Marilyn Manson is now living with a set of mermaids who look like all his ex girlfriends. And Justin Beiber and miely cryus froze and drowned. Never to be heard from again

(there's one with Billie joe being the hero)

this is the one that;s entirley green day based(well more tre based on the elvator)

Firemen, all they do is grab ass

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the skiest hunk in the world, is only five seven, now the world is going to be influeated with small men. so long is the ero orf 6 3

ok i'm going to stop now

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I remember this one from when America drew to England in the world cup "It's a Green Day for the American idiots"

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1 21 dicks, shoved in your mouth.....

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1 21 dicks, shoved in your mouth.....

This made me laugh a little too hard :P hahaha!!

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This made me laugh a little too hard :P hahaha!!

Thank you!!

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Billie can't use technology for shit. True fact.

It's okay billie, atleast you know how to rape twitter.

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I have a really lame one.

What did Billie Joe say to the platypus?

I hate you.

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This joke is so awful and corny... 'how many guns does Billie Joe have? 21 guns" (awful, I know...)

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This joke is so awful and corny... 'how many guns does Billie Joe have? 21 guns" (awful, I know...)

yeah it was corny... that didn't stop me LOLing!

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I have a really lame one.

What did Billie Joe say to the platypus?

I hate you.

This one Made me laugh :lol:

1 21 dicks, shoved in your mouth.....

This made me laugh way too much :lol:

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I got another one thats even worse than the first one I posted! "when will we wake Billie up? When September ends." and "who's the waiting? We're the waiting" and "how long did Billie wait in the waiting room for Judgment Day? 1000 hours"

Im so sorry they're all so awful and corny, but I had a try...

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I got another one thats even worse than the first one I posted! "when will we wake Billie up? When September ends." and "who's the waiting? We're the waiting" and "how long did Billie wait in the waiting room for Judgment Day? 1000 hours"

Im so sorry they're all so awful and corny, but I had a try...

:lol: the oneabout when will Billie wake up ade me lol .

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yet ANOTHER horrible joke/thing, yes, Im killing you people with horrible jokes :D "I was having 21st century breakdown before my lobotomy while driving down Christie Road and turning on to the Blvd of Broken Dreams before burning out in the middle of the Macy's Day parade"

I like torturing people with my lack of funny-ness

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whats the difference between billie joe and a blow job?

i get more satifaction from billie!!!! :D :D :D

(eh, didn't really work... I was trying to go for the whole BJ thing....)

You can't have found the right women then! :huh::lol:

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yet ANOTHER horrible joke/thing, yes, Im killing you people with horrible jokes :D "I was having 21st century breakdown before my lobotomy while driving down Christie Road and turning on to the Blvd of Broken Dreams before burning out in the middle of the Macy's Day parade"

I like torturing people with my lack of funny-ness

no, that one was snigger worthy!

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I have a really lame one.

What did Billie Joe say to the platypus?

I hate you.

It made me laugh, especially getting an image of Billie telling a platypus he hates it :lol:

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What did Billie Joe say to the platypus?

I hate you.

how many guns does Billie Joe have? 21 guns

yet ANOTHER horrible joke/thing, yes, Im killing you people with horrible jokes :D "I was having 21st century breakdown before my lobotomy while driving down Christie Road and turning on to the Blvd of Broken Dreams before burning out in the middle of the Macy's Day parade"

Now this thread is getting good! :lol:

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I have a really lame one.

What did Billie Joe say to the platypus?

I hate you.

I told this one to my hubby last night. He didn't get it! I laughed so hard at that.

So it's my new favorite joke just to watch the, "I don't understand" expressions!!

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^ those jokes are cracking me up!

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...... Well death to the ones who drank all of the lemonade.

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Billie: this songs called "who wrote Holden caulfield.

Me: I did bitch.

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lol

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-Tre Cool once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

-When God said, "Let there be light", Billie said, "say please."

/just copied it.

Ha! Good ones.

This made me laugh a little too hard :P hahaha!!

This.

Seriously I didn't realize that "1, 21 dicks" would make me laugh this hard either...wow.

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This.

Seriously I didn't realize that "1, 21 dicks" would make me laugh this hard either...wow.

Oh my god thanks. :lol:

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Waiter: how may I help you?

Billie: may I have a dick stew please. :)

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okay, okay, thought of some more while listening to Homecoming, "when did Billie fall asleep? While watching 'Spike TV" and... "How many cups of coffee did Mike drink while waiting for you? 10 cups".

All those fit into the lyrics... sorry they're bad

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The last episode of Spicks and Specks had a question about Tre's missing ball :lol: They made some joke...but I can't remember it, and I cant find a vid anywhere :wacko:

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