LaughingClock Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 When I first heard "Holiday", instead of "kill all the fags that don't agree", I thought he was saying "doughnut cream". Wait. BECAUSE I HAVE TO get this right. You thought the lyric was "kill all the fags that doughnut cream"? HAHAHA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabbycat1596 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean seriously, this could be a fucking coffee table book. Of course the "scone" instead of "stoned" lyric had to be British. Most people here don't even know what a scone is believe it or not. Gold I say. I'd buy it XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJA TC MD Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 In She's a rebel i heard "she's a red bull" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post whitechristmas Posted March 13, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2012 This morning when I was about to go to school I heard my brother singing Nice Guys Finish Last: "Pressure, cook her, paint my brain, and tell me I'm insane! I'm so effing happy I cooked piiiiiiiiiiie!" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam-Itz-GreenDay Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 In peacemaker I always hear "Well I am a seizer, a nonbeliber" Billie is most definitly not a Justin fan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classof12 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 In peacemaker I always hear "Well I am a seizer, a nonbeliber" Billie is most definitly not a Justin fan hahahah yeah, but WE are Billlievers! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beejeezee Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 hahahah yeah, but WE are Billlievers! It's nice to love something, but I don't think any self-respecting Green Day would ever call themselves a "Billiever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's nice to love something, but I don't think any self-respecting Green Day would ever call themselves a "Billiever." That's where you're wrong! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlugInBaby Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 My friend's sister thought the opening line to Jesus of Suburbia was "I'm the son of Reginald!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classof12 Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I used to listen "like a lier looking for forgiveness from YOUR SOUL" insteads of "from a stone"...I never got the stone thing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Splash Time Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 In American Idiot, I have heard (often): "We're not the ones you're meant to fall over, and that's enough to hang you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisloveslauren Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Until last year I always thought the line 'I'm in for nasty weather but I'll take whatever you can give that comes my way' was 'I keep on asking women but I'll take whatever you can give that comes my way.' I can relate to that desperation and it is one of the many reasons that Going to Pasalacqua is one of my favourite Green Day songs. It was crushing to find out that it wasn't the lyric. I also thought that Billie Joe was learning another lesson from a girl called Bill in Blood, Sex and Booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixtrix Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Just saw this one in a comment on Youtube In homecoming someone heard "I started fucking running he said as my pizza drowned" instead of "I started fucking running as soon as my feet touched ground" I checked out that part in the song and I could actually hear that pizza downing line. Though I still hear "as soon" instead of "he said" But still quite funny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A melodramatic fool. Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I was playing When I Come Around in my room when my mum came in singing: "No time to search for Waldo now, 'cause y'know where he'll be found, When I come around!! " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Armataged Chump Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 If Adrienne can here slap some sex in me. So I turn around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabbycat1596 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The first time I listened to All the Time, I thought it said "Wasting time, wasting time down at butt fuck road" and I was just like, ooooook Also... Every time I listen to Letterbomb, I never hear "The dummy failed the crash test" I hear "Tell me ya feel digressous" (I don't even think that's a word, haha.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Armataged Chump Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's like I only hump you. It's the only thing I want to do. -Only of You. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's like I only hump you. It's the only I want to do. -Only of You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Rhyme Or Reason Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Whenever my mom sings "Basket Case," she always says "Am I just paranoid, or am i disturbed?" I haven't told her what he's actually saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E!!i Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 In Private Ale I thought he sings "Private Ale, Private Ale" in the chorus but he actually sings "Ohaaa, oh yeah" or something like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post solongfromthestars Posted April 7, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 7, 2012 I still hear "Stevie Wonder shit in the gutter" at the end of Geek Stink Breath. I can't help it. And "there's no body hair" instead of "well nobody cares" in Homecoming. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E!!i Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I still hear "Stevie Wonder shit in the gutter" at the end of Geek Stink Breath. I can't help it. And "there's no body hair" instead of "well nobody cares" in Homecoming. "Stevie Wonder shit in the gutter" instead of which lyrics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solongfromthestars Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 "Stevie Wonder shit in the gutter" instead of which lyrics? "Wish in one hand and shit in the other" I'm so used to hearing "Stevie Wonder shit in the gutter" that I had to look that up. Which just reminded me that I hear the line afterwards ("And see which one gets filled first") as "and see that my dick's real firm" "Steve Wonder shit in the gutter, and see that my dick's real firm." Oh my God Okay Stuart and the Ave. just started playing and I've got another one. I hear what SHOULD be "You're a blur of my dead past and rotting existance / As I stand laughing on the corner of insignificance" as "You're a bland bag of piss and I'm a latex dance" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Now Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I use to think the lyrics to Jesus of suburbia were "The bible was just a lie" it's really The motto was just a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rianne Posted April 7, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted April 7, 2012 My friend sang this the other day: "This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test Emergency vacuumcleaning contest." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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