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Raw Ham is quoted on the main forum. Sweet. Who was the original raw hammer?

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I also hear 'fuck me to eternity' in KYE. I was like 'aaahhhhhh' when I realised the proper lyrics xD

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I can't stop laughing. The shit written here could be a good coffee table book. Well that is if you happen to know every lyric, of every song that Green Day has every made. Hahaha. I think we are a minority of the population. Good, because I wanna be a minority. <-- wow, that was contrived sounding, even though it actually was organic.

LMFAO

I would buy this book!

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Raw Ham is quoted on the main forum. Sweet. Who was the original raw hammer?

The first person to post that in this thread was Erica.

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^ she should have a "I created the RawHam" badge in her sig or something :lol:

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When I heard Platypus for the first time, I thought that he was saying achoo instead of I hate you :pinch:

Hahaha great...now when i hear that song, everytime im gonna thing " Cause I ACHOO" :lol:

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Hahaha great...now when i hear that song, everytime im gonna thing " Cause I ACHOO" :lol:

"Achoo"...because he's allergic to bullshit? :lol:

This thread has permanently ruined my lyric knowledge.

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This thread has permanently ruined my lyric knowledge.

ahah same here. Every time I listen to a song, I hear something different now

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For the last 5/6 years the line from Holiday, "because we're outlaws yeaahhhh" has sounded like "beacause we're all the saaaaaaame" to me. yeah. amazed right now.

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I always thought he said "because we're all frauds YEAHHHHH!"

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I only found out a couple of weeks ago that the lyrics in Murder City are actually "it's written all over our faces", and not "it's raining all over our faces". It did sort of make sense though...kind of like that whatever is written all over our faces, that something is raining all over our faces, like, that it's overly obvious and apparent....some sort of figurative (?), almost poetic meaning.

Anyways, so yeah, I misheard that.

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oh, ive got A LOT or misheard lyrics xd

like.... in Minority...

What he says: Like a sheep runs from the herd

What I heard: Like a shithead runs from Earth

or in Longview.... no idea how this happened... xD

What he says: My mother says to get a job, but she don't like the one she's got

What i heard: My mother says to get a dick, but she don't like the one she's got

and in Letterbomb...

What he says: Bring the flunkie along for the ride

What I heard: Fuck, you're too long for the ride!

and 2,000 Light Years Away...

What he says: She hold my malakite so tight, so...

What I heard: She holds my masticate and rope

(LMFAO XD)

and 21st Century Breakdown...

What he says: the scars on my hands and the means to an end is all that i have to show

What I heard: the scars on my ass are mean to you and is all that I have to show

and Whatsername... this ones just BAD XD

What he says: She's in my head, I must confess

What I Heard: She's in my pants, I need condoms

and Having a Blast...

What he says: So close your eyes and kiss yourself goodbye

What I heard: So crush your eyes and get your self-demise

..... yeah xd I'm... pretty bad the first time i listen to stuff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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yeah... i know xd

my friends have some worse ones though.... xD

and i blame them for my pervertedness xDDDD

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yeah... i know xd

my friends have some worse ones though.... xD

and i blame them for my pervertedness xDDDD

naw, we're not ALL perverted

well .... maybe just a little xD

but here be some more...

frommm ... 21st Century Breakdown

instead of

I've broken my fingers

i hear

I've f*cked through my fingers

instead of

The scars on my hands and the means to an end are all that I have to show

i heard

The scars on my *ss and the meat of a hen, it's all that I have to show

instead of

My name is no one, I'm the long lost son

i heard

My name is Michelle Obama's long lost son

instead of

I praise liberty

i heard

Oppress liberty

in Horseshoes and Handgrenades...

instead of

I'm a hater, a traitor and a pair of Chuck Taylors right now

i heard

I'm a hater, a traitor adn a paradox kissign the ground

in King For A Day

instead of

It started at the age of four

I heard

It started at teh edge of porn

instead of

My daddy threw me in therapy

i heard

My name is Drew Mary P.

in American Idiot

instead of

For that's enough to argue

I heard

For what's enough to hug you?

....dang xD i didn't realize i had so many. i'm horrible! xD

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In Burnout, I thought it was 'I've lived inside this pencil cave' instead of 'I've lived inside this mental cave', haha.

In Jesus Of Suburbia, I thought one of the lyrics was 'So I popped the riddle and...' instead of 'Soda pop and Ritalin'. :lol: It didn't make sense to me. I was like, "So this girl had to solve a riddle in order to figure out she was being proposed to?" xD I don't even know...

In Minority, I used to hear 'She screamed under me'. I sometimes still accidentally say that.

Dookie in general... Billie slurs a lot of words in that album so I always fuck up on lyrics. Not all of them. Chump and In The End are really the worst ones for me.

Some of 1,039 and some of Kerplunk are just a lost cause for me. Same reasons that I have with Dookie.

In 'The Grouch', I thought it was 'I don't have sex 'cause I can't get enough'. Which doesn't even make sense.

i thought the same thing with JOS and the Grouch :blink:

hahahahaha wow

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instead of

The scars on my hands and the means to an end are all that I have to show

i heard

The scars on my *ss and the meat of a hen, it's all that I have to show

I laughed so hard at this :lol:

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as i perfectly know what BJ sings in Nice Guys Finish Last for some reason i always sing 'pleasure fucker picked my brain' instead of 'pressure cooker picked my brain' lol

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It started at teh edge of porn

....dang xD i didn't realize i had so many. i'm horrible! xD

yeah, cuz the one isn't perverted at ALL, sen xD

but, really, blame linny xD

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In Homecoming when he says "I started fucking running as soon as my feet touched ground" I always thought he said something about pizza. I can't remember exactly what I thought it was, but whenever I'd listen to that part I'd always think it never made sense. :lol:

I thought it was also something about pizza but in a different way.. 'I started fucking riot as soon as my pizza ....something....' :lol:

on Favorite Son, I also thought it was 'Well no one says it's fair turn the teenage LOVE to a millionaire' when it's actually lust.

on Misery, some time ago I used to think it was 'Virginia was a lovely girl from FLA' instead of 'lot lizard' or something like that.. can't still remember it.

on Hold On I thought instead of 'Hold on to yourself' it was 'Hold on till deserve' :lol:

on Platypus I thought it was 'Cause I ate you' instead of 'I hate you' :lol:

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instead of

The scars on my hands and the means to an end are all that I have to show

i heard

The scars on my *ss and the meat of a hen, it's all that I have to show

Again with the farm animals, hahahaha! Thanks for making my day.

/Still laughing

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on Platypus I thought it was 'Cause I ate you' instead of 'I hate you' :lol:

I knew it! Billie is a cannibal, that's why sings about farm animals, 'cause he doesn't eat those!

/lame

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