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I loved this one

The real lyrics were:

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:

Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.

ok that is weird i was posting that the same time as you

i went on the site i found some funny ones:

The real lyrics were:

Stuck down in a rut

of dislogic and smut

But I misheard them as:

Stuck down in my gut,

a dislodged chicken spud

The real lyrics were:

Warning, live without warning.

But I misheard them as:

Water, live without water.

The real lyrics were:

Another fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:

He's got a fork stuck up his nose.

The real lyrics were:

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:

Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.

The real lyrics were:

Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.

But I misheard them as:

I'm an evangelist on a Sunday TV show.

The real lyrics were:

Cause I Hate You,

Cause I Hate You

But I misheard them as:

Cause Artichoke,

Cause Artichoke

i love this one:

The real lyrics were:

So don't knock down my door.

But I misheard them as:

Sell doughnuts at my door.

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Before I seen the lyrics to 'Too Much Too Soon' I swore instead of 'to hell with your glory' I thought it was 'To her with your chlorine'

Letterbomb-Stand still when it's do or die---I thought' Stand still,wish to die'

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here is a james blunt one i got from http://amiright.com

"You're Beautiful"

Misheard Lyrics:

My wife is pregnant, my wife is pregnant.

Original Lyrics:

My life is brillant, my life is brillant.

:laugh:

"You're Beautiful"

Misheard Lyrics:

She can see from my face that I'm f***ing hot.

Original Lyrics:

She can see from my face that I'm f***ing high.

:laugh:

here's another one:

original lyrics:

beautiful dawn lights up the shore for me

misheard lyrics:

beautiful door lights up the saw for me

yes i made some of that up! :P

i find them all really funny

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in Boulevard of Broken Dreams when it goes " Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me " i thought it said " Sometimes i wish a Wonder Bear will find me" LOL

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on a keith urban song, the lyrics are "take your cat, but leave my sweater" and i thought it was "take your cat beneath my sweater".....im such a dork lol

go to kissthisguy.com for loads of misheard lyrics (sorry if this has been posted already but i didnt scan thru the thread)

Letterbomb-Stand still when it's do or die---I thought' Stand still,wish to die'

me too! lol

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In extraordinary girl that part 'And she cant seem to get away' It sounded like this to me 'And she gives in to get away' Uh,yeah im wierd.

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I once found this site with lots of misheard lyrics. I looked through it and almost died of laughter. Too bad i cant find it :(

Nevermind. Read this and laugh: http://www.kissthisguy.com/

The real lyrics were:

So make the best of this test and don't ask why.

it's not a question but a lesson learned in time

But I misheard them as:

So make the best of the desert known as Life..

it's not a lesson but a question asked in mime..

:D:D

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Well I can't understand a word Fall Out Boy says in their shitty songs.

no kidding fall out boy sucks :down:

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Hmm... I always thought "Another protestor has crossed the line" was "another poledancer has crossed the line"

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Hmm... I always thought "Another protestor has crossed the line" was "another poledancer has crossed the line"

:laugh:

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I can't undestand Fallout Boy songs

i really dont get why people find them so hard to understand.......lol

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to be honest, i originally though in JOS he said 'soda pop and riddle land' and i was like'wtf, some serious writers block going on there!' until i read the lyrics. lol

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Ok well I misheard the entire chorus to the song "Pain" by Jimmy Eat World. I thought it said "its alive. Kids with open knives and shes not breathing back anything without her name. It takes my pain away. Nevermind these are her times. her her her I cant let it bother me." When it really says "It's a lie. A kiss with open eyes.And she's not breathing back.Anything but bother me.(It takes my pain away)Nevermind these are hurried times.Oh oh oh I can't let it bother me."

and In Boulevard of Broken Dreams my brother thought it said "I wish a mother bear would find me" when it says "Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me"

my family must have bad hearing...

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I don't usually interpret things into amazingly funny things. Like BOBD: I thought "Read between the lines" was "Right between the lines". And then I read the lyric booky thing.

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I always used to think that song that goes 'my achey breaky heart' (can't remember who it's by) went 'my eggy bready heart'... I don't know why, but I was young and slightly odd. It made sense at the time.

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haha.

this was today: my friend was listening to Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy

[oh yes, you can see where this is going. :eyebrows: ]

she thought they were talking about dicks in the begining, until i sang it to her.

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that video is awesome.. and i like fall out boy

haha.

that was entertaining. :laugh:

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heh. i thought boulevard of broken dreams said sometimes i wish a bear would find me.. :blink:

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