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for some strange reason, i think i may have too.

so where'd that originate anyway? lol

I guess we have read it in another forum or something.

I really want to know more about it.

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They are even talking about him as well as Sean Hughes himself is talking about his time back then in one of the documentaries (Driven or whatever they all are called)...I even remember his face while I´m thinking about that :o

Oh, and Billie was talking about him during the warfield concert. I think it was at the beginning of "novacaine".

True, Billie talked about how Sean got some acid in a "Greatful Dead" concert

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The Kerrang! Crispy Socks interview is wonderful. It resulted in this spontaneous, natural photo which has been my desktop for months. I love how Tre is reacting in particular.

Dirty little toads. I love them!

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^that's a cute photo. Tre looks like a little kid. :D

I watched the whole Green Day concert from 2001 at CBGB on youtube. They were all drunk and Mike was hillarious!

"its like trying to use a half wet slip n slide, it just doesn't work. But those that are willing to try are welcome to the burn." XD

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what'd you mean? :huh:

really? :D:blink:

I heard of that somewhere...

yeah, but seems pretty stupid :P

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^that's a cute photo. Tre looks like a little kid. :D

They all look like naughty schoolboys - the interview was mayhem because they chose to write their own questions! And boy, what questions!

Billie Joe: who's got the hottest mum?

Mike: You, you've got the hottest mum!

Tre: yeah, definitely...

Billie Joe: my mum..?? Why??

Mike: because she walks 3 miles a day!

Tre: and she is only 93!!

Billie Joe: Yeah, my mum's got a cute ass...total MILF!

Tre: who's got the filthiest touring habits?

Billie Joe: That would be...YOU! Your shit gets everywhere....

Tre: It's not shit, it's my gear!

Mike: and you leave your "crispy socks" all over the place..

Tre: I never jizz in my own socks!

Billie Joe: that's why I always have scratches all over my feet!! ha, ha, ha, ha.. *cue for photograph*

Mike: what's the best "gentleman's mag" to take on tour?

Tre: Definitely not maxim! They suck!

Mike: yeah, on the first couple of pages there are car-news and promises about a new shaver that's gonna cut your head open with it's sharp razors, and then there are some naked girls!

Tre: not even naked...just some girls in bikinis! Buuuhhh...

Mike: I think I would stick with fhm...

Tre: yeah, or playboy!

Billie Joe: I think I would choose KERRANG! I’m a good kiss ass...don't you think??

Billie Joe: what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you...drunk?

Mike: I took a crap at a hotel balcony once...the hotel people were so pissed!!!

Billie Joe: I remember that...I once pissed in my luggage! Too bad for my clothes..!

Tre: remember that one time when we all got really drunk and went down on each other....????...

Billie Joe and Mike: uuuuhhhhh....ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....sure Tre!!

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I read somewhere that Tre had asked out Fearne Cotton and been shopping with her. Don't know whether that's funny or just wrong though.

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^LOL

I read an interview where Billie said while they were filming the Hitchin A Ride video he was wearing some old trousers with a broken zip. He had no underwear on and the zip kept falling down, and a girl who was working on the video looked at him and said "God, I can see your pubic hair!".

I think of this every time I see the video :lol:

Haha, yeah, same.

It was the same interview where he told about how a photographer punched him hard in the groin. He was trying to put a Nimrod sticker there XD. And Billie clearly wasn't amused.

I read somewhere that Tre had asked out Fearne Cotton and been shopping with her. Don't know whether that's funny or just wrong though.

False XD she said herself it was a weird rumour that she had no idea where it came from.

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^Lol, and wasn't there some rumour about Billie and Winona Ryder? How do they come up with this stuff?

:lol: The crispy socks interview is comedy gold from start to finish.

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Haha, yeah, same.

It was the same interview where he told about how a photographer punched him hard in the groin. He was trying to put a Nimrod sticker there XD. And Billie clearly wasn't amused.

False XD she said herself it was a weird rumour that she had no idea where it came from.

Thank god for that !

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I read somewhere that Tre had asked out Fearne Cotton and been shopping with her. Don't know whether that's funny or just wrong though.

Oh yeah i heard that. Fearne is a dog. :lol:

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True, Billie talked about how Sean got some acid in a "Greatful Dead" concert

With Mike at the parking lot :lol: :lol:

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^Lol, and wasn't there some rumour about Billie and Winona Ryder? How do they come up with this stuff?

:lol: The crispy socks interview is comedy gold from start to finish.

It truely is :lol: Thx for that to Sharon.

Wasn´t Tré in a short relationshio with Winona Ryder? That´s what their biographie says.

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i dont think this is funny but i just came across this and want to know if it's true or not:

i've never believed wikipedia for green day purposes before, why start now? but still it'd be good to know if this is legitimate

that is actually true. i put it on their page, and i got it from Vh1's 'Driven' documentary, and it came from the mouth of Sean Hughes himself :)

They all look like naughty schoolboys - the interview was mayhem because they chose to write their own questions! And boy, what questions!

Billie Joe: who's got the hottest mum?

Mike: You, you've got the hottest mum!

Tre: yeah, definitely...

Billie Joe: my mum..?? Why??

Mike: because she walks 3 miles a day!

Tre: and she is only 93!!

Billie Joe: Yeah, my mum's got a cute ass...total MILF!

Tre: who's got the filthiest touring habits?

Billie Joe: That would be...YOU! Your shit gets everywhere....

Tre: It's not shit, it's my gear!

Mike: and you leave your "crispy socks" all over the place..

Tre: I never jizz in my own socks!

Billie Joe: that's why I always have scratches all over my feet!! ha, ha, ha, ha.. *cue for photograph*

Mike: what's the best "gentleman's mag" to take on tour?

Tre: Definitely not maxim! They suck!

Mike: yeah, on the first couple of pages there are car-news and promises about a new shaver that's gonna cut your head open with it's sharp razors, and then there are some naked girls!

Tre: not even naked...just some girls in bikinis! Buuuhhh...

Mike: I think I would stick with fhm...

Tre: yeah, or playboy!

Billie Joe: I think I would choose KERRANG! I’m a good kiss ass...don't you think??

Billie Joe: what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you...drunk?

Mike: I took a crap at a hotel balcony once...the hotel people were so pissed!!!

Billie Joe: I remember that...I once pissed in my luggage! Too bad for my clothes..!

Tre: remember that one time when we all got really drunk and went down on each other....????...

Billie Joe and Mike: uuuuhhhhh....ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....sure Tre!!

i haveto see this interview. please point me in the direction of it!

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It's a magazine interview, unfortunately, not a video. Bummer - I'd have loved to hear the giggling

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Wait.. I thought billie did date winona, or they had something going on for a while. They were just friends?

And what was with him and Drew Barrymore?

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It's a magazine interview, unfortunately, not a video. Bummer - I'd have loved to hear the giggling

but is there a scan, at the least do you know when it was out, so i could check the gda archives?

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Wait.. I thought billie did date winona, or they had something going on for a while. They were just friends?

And what was with him and Drew Barrymore?

There's a photo of them together and it just looks really awkward.

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Wait.. I thought billie did date winona, or they had something going on for a while. They were just friends?

And what was with him and Drew Barrymore?

I think that just came about because they had a photo taken together (the whole Winona thing) at some awards show. There's nothing to say they were ever together and Billie was married anyway. I think it was Tre who was apparently with her at one point, and he was single then so who knows.

I think we should try and keep this to funny stories that at least have some kind of source, we don't really need another rumours thread.

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but is there a scan, at the least do you know when it was out, so i could check the gda archives?

It's scanned in. Kerrang: January 22, 2005, Issue #1040 :)

It's a brilliant interview. I remember rushing to the nearet WHSmiths to pick up a copy lol

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It's scanned in. Kerrang: January 22, 2005, Issue #1040 :)

It's a brilliant interview. I remember rushing to the nearet WHSmiths to pick up a copy lol

thanks, ill have a look at that tomorrow. :)

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my god, where to begin on this one.

At my old school last year we do this thing called "Night of the Notables" basically do dress up as somebody notable and you hand out all sorts of goodies etc.

We had to put down three names of people we wanted to do for the night, mine were:

1. Billie Joe Armstrong

2. Yoko Ono

3. Vivienne Westwood

I handed in my sheet and everything was hunky dory, the teacher who chose the notables gave me Vivienne Westwood and (here it comes) my (not really freind) Pete Wentz. Naturally I was pissed that he got Pete Wentz and I didn't get Billie (also a friend of mine wasn't allowed Marilyn Manson, another wasn't allowed an artist whose name escapes me) So i asked the teacher why I wasn't allowed Billie and otheres weren't allowed other notables and he was allowed pete wentz. She "informed' me that infact pete Wentz had done charity work, I then pwned her english teahcing ass and told her that he posted his own knob on the internet, is seemingly made notable by his legions of 13 year old fans and he only did the whole africa thing because they filmed a video there. She then got angry at me, told me that she'd tell him I was the reason as to why my friend couldn't have pete wentz, and slammed the door in ym face.

a week later I was still Vivienne westwood and my friend was told instead of doing pete wentz he had to do Billie Joe Armstrong.

I was pissed.

(here comes my point, sorry about the long winded story but it all comes together in the end)

during this time, I hads no internet, he did, he told me billie had died, I stupidly belived hm for an hour before I came to my senses.

earlier last year we went to central australia with school, one day my other idiotic friend announced (in the three minutes we had mobile access) that Billie had carked it. me and my friends all laughed, stupidly the others not in on the joke had no idea and spread the rumour around.

a day later, I was wearing my I Heartgrenade GD shirt, people I hated and people who were my friends came up to me and asked if I was ok and hugged me.

I found out later that it was because they had swallowed the rumour whole.

in conclusion, the stupidest rumour I have ever heard about Green day is the one my stupid friend spread around and the one my ex friend told me.

(on a side note)

my friend said tha billie drowned in his own vomit after a heroin overdose and was discovered my Dani Filth who then raped his corpse.

people are idiots.

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