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and wut is it u thought of

Like I'd say "Can't find it can ya?"

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it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?

it's from dom howard.

"what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."

what would happen if you tried that on tre?

I love Dom. :D

Uh...I don't really have any Green Day jokes...but there's still that crazy dream I had with the Harry Potter characters singing Green Day songs. Dumbledore was singing Dominated Love Slave...yeah. I already wrote this out in the dream thread, though.

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it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?

it's from dom howard.

"what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."

what would happen if you tried that on tre?

I have one someone posted on a fan site ages ago too, here we go:

*start quote* "Now I love Tré so this is no personal reflection...

One day, GD died in a car crash. *Sob* When they got to the pearly gates, there was a man and he said "Right, theres a path. And its got ducks on it. Whoever can tread on the path without stepping on ducks for a whole year can go to heaven. but if u tread on a duck you go straight to hell and ur chained to the ugliest woman ever (for guys) for all eternity. right?"

So they tried it. After 2 months Billie trod on a duck so he went to hell. Then after 6 months so did mike. Tre made the whole year (unlikely) and went back to the gate. The guy said "okay you go to heaven and get a reward" So tre goes through the gate and theres heaven (fab) and then a beautiful woman walks up to him. "Cool" says tre. "this must be my reward"

"Lucky you." says the woman. "I trod on a duck." *end quote*

:lol:

Tre isn't that ugly though

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I don't know if Tre made it up, but it was in "nobody likes you" (book)

What do you do if your kid can only count to 4?

Get him a drumset and call him gifted.

:D

:lol: I love that one :wub:

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What do you do if your kid can only count to 4?

Get him a drumset and call him gifted.

:D

that's so funny! :lol:

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