CaptainKuro Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Have you ever heard or made up any funny green day jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdp Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 good idea.. but i dont have any good green day jokes :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechanicalman Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I've got one:Who's the bass player in Green Day?Mike Dirnt. "That's it for today. What have we learnt today kids?""Never let Guy make up jokes.""Well done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orangebowls Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I've got one:Who's the bass player in Green Day?Mike Dirnt. "That's it for today. What have we learnt today kids?""Never let Guy make up jokes.""Well done."*orgasms* GUYY! *orgasms again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron got a howler Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Erwhat song did billie joe write about his favourite pair of skinny jeans?Boulevard of broken seamsits not mine.i got it off some random site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAmongSaints Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 dont know any Green Day related but ...."what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?....homeless..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haushinka797979 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I don't know if Tre made it up, but it was in "nobody likes you" (book)What do you do if your kid can only count to 4?Get him a drumset and call him gifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anko Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I don't know if Tre made it up, but it was in "nobody likes you" (book)What do you do if your kid can only count to 4?Get him a drumset and call him gifted. no but I thought of stuff to say if I'm in the crowd and he plays with him self on stage,cuz I can't seestuff like that and not say any thingI just hope he can take a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I found thiis one its ok theres two kids sitting watching tv"I walk this empty street on the blvd. of broken dreams" anothr kid "where is the blvd. of broken dreams" the other kid "its a metophore" another kid "metophore tennessee" other kid "sigh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappypunk Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 this is my favorite from billie "what do you call a drummer that lives with his wife...homless" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parley Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 this is my favorite from billie "what do you call a drummer that lives with his wife...homless" Please refer to Post #6 above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilhelmfink1 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 no but I thought of stuff to say if I'm in the crowd and he plays with him self on stage,cuz I can't seestuff like that and not say any thingI just hope he can take a joke.and wut is it u thought of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolra Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?it's from dom howard."what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."what would happen if you tried that on tre?I have one someone posted on a fan site ages ago too, here we go:*start quote* "Now I love Tré so this is no personal reflection...One day, GD died in a car crash. *Sob* When they got to the pearly gates, there was a man and he said "Right, theres a path. And its got ducks on it. Whoever can tread on the path without stepping on ducks for a whole year can go to heaven. but if u tread on a duck you go straight to hell and ur chained to the ugliest woman ever (for guys) for all eternity. right?"So they tried it. After 2 months Billie trod on a duck so he went to hell. Then after 6 months so did mike. Tre made the whole year (unlikely) and went back to the gate. The guy said "okay you go to heaven and get a reward" So tre goes through the gate and theres heaven (fab) and then a beautiful woman walks up to him. "Cool" says tre. "this must be my reward""Lucky you." says the woman. "I trod on a duck." *end quote* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelgirl1749 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i got this from tre. How many people does it take to screw in alight bulb? 2. 1 to screw it in and 1 to suck my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAmongSaints Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i got this from tre. How many people does it take to screw in alight bulb? 2. 1 to screw it in and 1 to suck my dick.actually it was Mike who said that joke, luv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?it's from dom howard."what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."what would happen if you tried that on tre?I have one someone posted on a fan site ages ago too, here we go:*start quote* "Now I love Tré so this is no personal reflection...One day, GD died in a car crash. *Sob* When they got to the pearly gates, there was a man and he said "Right, theres a path. And its got ducks on it. Whoever can tread on the path without stepping on ducks for a whole year can go to heaven. but if u tread on a duck you go straight to hell and ur chained to the ugliest woman ever (for guys) for all eternity. right?"So they tried it. After 2 months Billie trod on a duck so he went to hell. Then after 6 months so did mike. Tre made the whole year (unlikely) and went back to the gate. The guy said "okay you go to heaven and get a reward" So tre goes through the gate and theres heaven (fab) and then a beautiful woman walks up to him. "Cool" says tre. "this must be my reward""Lucky you." says the woman. "I trod on a duck." *end quote* i get it! aww poor Tré.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocopot Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?it's from dom howard."what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."what would happen if you tried that on tre?I have one someone posted on a fan site ages ago too, here we go:*start quote* "Now I love Tré so this is no personal reflection...One day, GD died in a car crash. *Sob* When they got to the pearly gates, there was a man and he said "Right, theres a path. And its got ducks on it. Whoever can tread on the path without stepping on ducks for a whole year can go to heaven. but if u tread on a duck you go straight to hell and ur chained to the ugliest woman ever (for guys) for all eternity. right?"So they tried it. After 2 months Billie trod on a duck so he went to hell. Then after 6 months so did mike. Tre made the whole year (unlikely) and went back to the gate. The guy said "okay you go to heaven and get a reward" So tre goes through the gate and theres heaven (fab) and then a beautiful woman walks up to him. "Cool" says tre. "this must be my reward""Lucky you." says the woman. "I trod on a duck." *end quote* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 it's not really green day related, but it is drummer realted, does that count?it's from dom howard."what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? you only have to punch the info into a drum machine once."what would happen if you tried that on tre?I have one someone posted on a fan site ages ago too, here we go:*start quote* "Now I love Tré so this is no personal reflection...One day, GD died in a car crash. *Sob* When they got to the pearly gates, there was a man and he said "Right, theres a path. And its got ducks on it. Whoever can tread on the path without stepping on ducks for a whole year can go to heaven. but if u tread on a duck you go straight to hell and ur chained to the ugliest woman ever (for guys) for all eternity. right?"So they tried it. After 2 months Billie trod on a duck so he went to hell. Then after 6 months so did mike. Tre made the whole year (unlikely) and went back to the gate. The guy said "okay you go to heaven and get a reward" So tre goes through the gate and theres heaven (fab) and then a beautiful woman walks up to him. "Cool" says tre. "this must be my reward""Lucky you." says the woman. "I trod on a duck." *end quote*....aww ......now I feel bad for Tre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomness Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i guess this isn't really a joke but it still fits. i was walking along today, listening to my ipod, and this Green Day interview came on and just as Tre had finished saying something i saw "tre" as part of someones car number plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAmongSaints Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Christine: "What do you get when you mix a drunk woman and a horny man?....that drummer guy from Green Day in drag"Me: "It's Tre Cool you bumfumbler...and that wasnt funny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agija Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 It's my friend's joke. She told me that in latvian. I'll try to translate it in english. Green Day came to Latvia. They wanted to learn some words in latvian. Two girls saw them and shouted: "Green Day! Green Day!" They remembered those words.Then they saw a teacher and her class next to cafe. Teacher asked to children: "What shall we eat with?" Children: "With knives and forks!" Mike remembered this answer.Green Day went to the Zoo. There was a little girl who talked to her brother: "...I don't know but it was tasty." Billie remembered this sentence.Three boys talked to each other. One said: "I got the tickets to MCR concert." Other boys shouted: "Run and to hold the best positions!" Tre heard and remembered that.Thay walked in a dark alleyway. There was a killed man. The police arrived. They thought that Green Day was the murderer witnesses.The police (in latvian): "Who killed this man?"Green Day *remembers latvian words which they know*: "Green Day! Green Day!"The Police: "What did you kill he with?"Mike: "With knives and forks!" The Police: "What did you do with the dead body?"Billie Joe: "I don't know but it was tasty." The police: "Then you all have to go to jail!"Tre: "Run and to hold the best positions!" I know I'm a bad translater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrKe Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 It's my friend's joke. She told me that in latvian. I'll try to translate it in english. Green Day came to Latvia. They wanted to learn some words in latvian. Two girls saw them and shouted: "Green Day! Green Day!" They remembered those words.Then they saw a teacher and her class next to cafe. Teacher asked to children: "What shall we eat with?" Children: "With knives and forks!" Mike remembered this answer.Green Day went to the Zoo. There was a little girl who talked to her brother: "...I don't know but it was tasty." Billie remembered this sentence.Three boys talked to each other. One said: "I got the tickets to MCR concert." Other boys shouted: "Run and to hold the best positions!" Tre heard and remembered that.Thay walked in a dark alleyway. There was a killed man. The police arrived. They thought that Green Day was the murderer witnesses.The police (in latvian): "Who killed this man?"Green Day *remembers latvian words which they know*: "Green Day! Green Day!"The Police: "What did you kill he with?"Mike: "With knives and forks!" The Police: "What did you do with the dead body?"Billie Joe: "I don't know but it was tasty." The police: "Then you all have to go to jail!"Tre: "Run and to hold the best positions!" I know I'm a bad translater. I know that joke, it was about something else and your friend just put Green Day in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agija Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I know that joke, it was about something else and your friend just put Green Day in it.I've heard something similar to that joke about foreigner in other country. I thought it's quite funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Andres Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I've got one:Who's the bass player in Green Day?Mike Dirnt. "That's it for today. What have we learnt today kids?""Never let Guy make up jokes.""Well done."jaja is so funny i fuck mysself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Luis Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ^I've got one:Who's the bass player in Green Day?Mike Dirnt. "That's it for today. What have we learnt today kids?""Never let Guy make up jokes.""Well done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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