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Billie: Ok Tr.. Tre?... oh fuck we lost him

Mike: what do you mean we?.. you lost him!! I told you to watch him!...aww dammit... TRE!!!

(mean while)

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Tre': I don't think I'm with the right band....

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Tre': *twitching* what.. what the fuck is that? ....*looks at camera*.... an alien?... no.. it a ROBOT! ! AHH ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER AHHH!! *throws pieces of drumset around*

Billie: dammit Mike I told you put your coffee where Tre couldn't reach it!!

Mike:.. I did!.. I guess he found out how to use a step stool.....

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Britney:Could you wrap this toy for Estella for Christmas?

Mike: Sure. :) (begins wrapping then stops) Wait a minute....is this the new action figure that just came out of Elvis? Wow, he looks like Billie Joe-drunk and so into himself.

Mike:(grabs toy and plays with it) I'm Elvis. Thank you very much. (sings Jailhouse Rock) (pauses) Actually Elvis is looking pretty spiffy...hehehe

Mike: I'm Billie and the ladies just love me. I'm so hot. Blah, blah, blah

Britney: Mike, is everything all right?

Mike: Yes, dear. (throws the doll in the box)

(Britney comes in)

Britney: Mike, you haven't wrapped it.

Mike: :ninja::mellow:

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Mike oh snap! that guy just threw a cat at Bill!!

Tre': where the fuck would he get a damn cat?...

Mike:...I dunno...

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Tre': Mike your phones vibrating...

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Billie: have you ever thought about what it would be like to be an animal like a goldfish or something...

Mike thinking *oh here we go again.. just count the bricks*

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Britney:Could you wrap this toy for Estella for Christmas?

Mike: Sure. (begins wrapping then stops) Wait a minute....is this the new action figure that just came out of Elvis? Wow, he looks like Billie Joe-drunk and so into himself.

Mike:(grabs toy and plays with it) I'm Elvis. Thank you very much. (sings Jailhouse Rock) (pauses) Actually Elvis is looking pretty spiffy...hehehe

Mike: I'm Billie and the ladies just love me. I'm so hot. Blah, blah, blah

Britney: Mike, is everything all right?

Mike: Yes, dear. (throws the doll in the box)

(Britney comes in)

Britney: Mike, you haven't wrapped it.

Mike: :ninja::pinch:

(Few months later)

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Mike: Tre, not you, too!

Tre: :blink::huh::mellow:

Billie: Give it a break, Mike! Tre had this weird addiction to toys after Joey came.

Mike: Toys? Sex Toys?

Tre: :pinch:

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Mike: Billie, who's dress is that?

Billie: Adies

Mike: Why are wearing it?

Billie: Joey thought I looked as good as mommy, so I left it on.

(Joey with his friends)

Joey: I totally lied. My dad looks like a total dork!

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Billie: Ah I remember when Adrienne and I had our first kiss. I just took her arm in my hand like this and just pecked her on the lips.

Tre: *Thinking* Oh Billie, you've kissed me like that before too.

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Billie: Then we had sex and a few months later got married. She found out she was pregnant the next day.

Tre: *Still thinking* Damn, Billie, it could have been me and you...

:/ I tried. First one. Don't think my facts are right about Billie and Adrienne though...

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haha thats great :lol: good job

hmm... lemme try...

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Billie: we have all done our share of weird shit especially me and Tre ...ya know...

Tre': Bill don't start...

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the was acctally this one time in the bus when we we so wasted and..

Tre': BILL YOU DIE NOW!!! *tackles Bill*

Billie: AHHH!!

Tre': fuckin sonova god damn bitch! *punches Bill multiple times

Mike: sorry.. Tres a little sensitive

Tre': I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU TOO!!!!

Interviewer: ok we'll cut to a commecial

eww thats sucked.. XP

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Billie : *looks at himself in a monitor* I'm so adorable with my messy hair and my good looks I can get away with anything.... yes I can ....yes I ....

Tre': *punches Bill in the face*

Mike: and thats what we do when Billie gets too full of himself...

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I'll try this one, I guess. Sorry if it sucks.

(Billie and Tre on the Dr. Phil show)

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Dr. Phil: Discuss problems with your friendship.

Billie: Problems? Oh, there are many!

Tre: What?

Billie: Tre milked my dog.

Tre: There was no milk in the fridge.

Billie: He broke Joey's unicycle when he fell off stage.

Tre: That was the clown's unicycle.

Billie:He tried to steal my wife when he lost his wife.

Tre: Hey! We were just being friendly.

Billie: You destroyed Letterman's hotel room.

Tre: You helped.

Billie: You took John, my drummer away! :cry:

Mike: Billie, John was a stuck-up turdhead with no sense of humor.

John: What? C'mon, Billie!

Billie: True.

Mike: It's sounds like John needs some help from Dr. Phil.

John: Oh....just shut up!

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Billie: I'm sorry, Tre! I'd really miss you if you left.

Tre: (thinks) Oh sure! You'd miss the whole sex scenes and all the gossip you say about me behind my back. :dry:

Dr. Phil: That's great! You're friends again!

Tre: Nah!....Hey, Dr. Phil, wanna be my BEST friend?

Dr. Phil: No. (gives Tre a terrified look)

Tre: You know what would make me feel better, Billie?

Billie: What?

Tre: Let's trash Dr. Phil's hotel room.

Billie: :woot:

Dr. Phil: :blink::cry:

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haha thats great :lol: good job

hmm... lemme try...

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Billie: we have all done our share of weird shit especially me and Tre ...ya know...

Tre': Bill don't start...

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the was acctally this one time in the bus when we we so wasted and..

Tre': BILL YOU DIE NOW!!! *tackles Bill*

Billie: AHHH!!

Tre': fuckin sonova god damn bitch! *punches Bill multiple times

Mike: sorry.. Tres a little sensitive

Tre': I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU TOO!!!!

Interviewer: ok we'll cut to a commecial

eww thats sucked.. XP

haha *rofl* :lol::D

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Billie : *looks at himself in a monitor* I'm so adorable with my messy hair and my good looks I can get away with anything.... yes I can ....yes I ....

Tre': *punches Bill in the face*

Mike: and thats what we do when Billie gets too full of himself...

Aww...! Poor Billie. :lol:

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.......

other girl: oooh do i make you horny *butt humps pink haired girl*

hahah sorry if someone knows those girls, it just really looks like they're gettin it on.

:lol:

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Billie: yo dude Whats the hold up... come on!!

Mike: haha its fan girls :lol:

Tre': hehe...

Billie: oh fuck! evasive action!... Tre!

Tre': *turns his attention immediately to Bill*

Billie: Bissen! (means Bites in German)

Tre': *growls* *jumps off car and runs at mob, barking*

Mike: was that really necessary?..:dry:

Billie: yes :D

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Mike: I'm ready to teach you bass lessons from the pros.

kid: Great!

Mike: Remember to always look your opponent in the eye.

kid: Ok....

Mike: Then when the times comes, wing it!

kid: Umm...Mike, that's baseball. Can you just teach me? My mom paid you big bucks for lessons.

Mike: Oh c'mon! It's the final inning!

kid: :dry: Why did Mom hook me up with a teacher with a low attention span?

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