UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Billie: Ok Tr.. Tre?... oh fuck we lost himMike: what do you mean we?.. you lost him!! I told you to watch him!...aww dammit... TRE!!!(mean while)Tre': I don't think I'm with the right band....Tre': *twitching* what.. what the fuck is that? ....*looks at camera*.... an alien?... no.. it a ROBOT! ! AHH ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER AHHH!! *throws pieces of drumset around*Billie: dammit Mike I told you put your coffee where Tre couldn't reach it!!Mike:.. I did!.. I guess he found out how to use a step stool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=3Britney:Could you wrap this toy for Estella for Christmas?Mike: Sure. (begins wrapping then stops) Wait a minute....is this the new action figure that just came out of Elvis? Wow, he looks like Billie Joe-drunk and so into himself.Mike:(grabs toy and plays with it) I'm Elvis. Thank you very much. (sings Jailhouse Rock) (pauses) Actually Elvis is looking pretty spiffy...heheheMike: I'm Billie and the ladies just love me. I'm so hot. Blah, blah, blahBritney: Mike, is everything all right?Mike: Yes, dear. (throws the doll in the box) (Britney comes in)Britney: Mike, you haven't wrapped it.Mike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Mike oh snap! that guy just threw a cat at Bill!!Tre': where the fuck would he get a damn cat?...Mike:...I dunno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^Haha, I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 thaaank yooou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Tre': Mike your phones vibrating...Billie: have you ever thought about what it would be like to be an animal like a goldfish or something...Mike thinking *oh here we go again.. just count the bricks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=3Britney:Could you wrap this toy for Estella for Christmas?Mike: Sure. (begins wrapping then stops) Wait a minute....is this the new action figure that just came out of Elvis? Wow, he looks like Billie Joe-drunk and so into himself.Mike:(grabs toy and plays with it) I'm Elvis. Thank you very much. (sings Jailhouse Rock) (pauses) Actually Elvis is looking pretty spiffy...heheheMike: I'm Billie and the ladies just love me. I'm so hot. Blah, blah, blahBritney: Mike, is everything all right?Mike: Yes, dear. (throws the doll in the box) (Britney comes in)Britney: Mike, you haven't wrapped it.Mike: (Few months later)http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=13Mike: Tre, not you, too!Tre: Billie: Give it a break, Mike! Tre had this weird addiction to toys after Joey came.Mike: Toys? Sex Toys?Tre: http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=3Mike: Billie, who's dress is that?Billie: AdiesMike: Why are wearing it?Billie: Joey thought I looked as good as mommy, so I left it on.(Joey with his friends)Joey: I totally lied. My dad looks like a total dork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beathe. Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Billie: Ok Tr.. Tre?... oh fuck we lost himMike: what do you mean we?.. you lost him!! I told you to watch him!...aww dammit... TRE!!!(mean while)http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/8876/3887...e85bd595bm4.jpgTre': I don't think I'm with the right band....That one is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterbomb_262 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Tre: i'm Super Tre! priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxtgxx Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 This picture and this picture should have funny quotes to them. I suck at this stuff so I'll just leave it up to ze professionals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Billie: Ah I remember when Adrienne and I had our first kiss. I just took her arm in my hand like this and just pecked her on the lips.Tre: *Thinking* Oh Billie, you've kissed me like that before too.Billie: Then we had sex and a few months later got married. She found out she was pregnant the next day.Tre: *Still thinking* Damn, Billie, it could have been me and you... :/ I tried. First one. Don't think my facts are right about Billie and Adrienne though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 haha thats great good jobhmm... lemme try...Billie: we have all done our share of weird shit especially me and Tre ...ya know...Tre': Bill don't start...the was acctally this one time in the bus when we we so wasted and..Tre': BILL YOU DIE NOW!!! *tackles Bill*Billie: AHHH!!Tre': fuckin sonova god damn bitch! *punches Bill multiple timesMike: sorry.. Tres a little sensitiveTre': I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU TOO!!!!Interviewer: ok we'll cut to a commecialeww thats sucked.. XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Billie : *looks at himself in a monitor* I'm so adorable with my messy hair and my good looks I can get away with anything.... yes I can ....yes I ....Tre': *punches Bill in the face*Mike: and thats what we do when Billie gets too full of himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Thanks. Both of yours were awesome! You're like the caption Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I'll try this one, I guess. Sorry if it sucks.(Billie and Tre on the Dr. Phil show)Dr. Phil: Discuss problems with your friendship.Billie: Problems? Oh, there are many!Tre: What?Billie: Tre milked my dog.Tre: There was no milk in the fridge.Billie: He broke Joey's unicycle when he fell off stage.Tre: That was the clown's unicycle.Billie:He tried to steal my wife when he lost his wife.Tre: Hey! We were just being friendly.Billie: You destroyed Letterman's hotel room.Tre: You helped.Billie: You took John, my drummer away! Mike: Billie, John was a stuck-up turdhead with no sense of humor.John: What? C'mon, Billie!Billie: True.Mike: It's sounds like John needs some help from Dr. Phil.John: Oh....just shut up!Billie: I'm sorry, Tre! I'd really miss you if you left.Tre: (thinks) Oh sure! You'd miss the whole sex scenes and all the gossip you say about me behind my back. Dr. Phil: That's great! You're friends again!Tre: Nah!....Hey, Dr. Phil, wanna be my BEST friend?Dr. Phil: No. (gives Tre a terrified look)Tre: You know what would make me feel better, Billie?Billie: What?Tre: Let's trash Dr. Phil's hotel room.Billie: Dr. Phil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 haha thats great good jobhmm... lemme try...http://i19.tinypic.com/82c441c.jpgBillie: we have all done our share of weird shit especially me and Tre ...ya know...Tre': Bill don't start...]http://i19.tinypic.com/7x96s11.jpgthe was acctally this one time in the bus when we we so wasted and..Tre': BILL YOU DIE NOW!!! *tackles Bill*Billie: AHHH!!Tre': fuckin sonova god damn bitch! *punches Bill multiple timesMike: sorry.. Tres a little sensitiveTre': I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU TOO!!!!Interviewer: ok we'll cut to a commecialeww thats sucked.. XPhaha *rofl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/pir...mer/bills35.jpgBillie : *looks at himself in a monitor* I'm so adorable with my messy hair and my good looks I can get away with anything.... yes I can ....yes I ....Tre': *punches Bill in the face*Mike: and thats what we do when Billie gets too full of himself...Aww...! Poor Billie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 thanks you guys XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swing&Destroy Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 .......other girl: oooh do i make you horny *butt humps pink haired girl*hahah sorry if someone knows those girls, it just really looks like they're gettin it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Billie: yo dude Whats the hold up... come on!!Mike: haha its fan girls Tre': hehe...Billie: oh fuck! evasive action!... Tre!Tre': *turns his attention immediately to Bill*Billie: Bissen! (means Bites in German)Tre': *growls* *jumps off car and runs at mob, barking*Mike: was that really necessary?..Billie: yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swing&Destroy Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Edit: I like your goldfish/count the bricks one up the top as well haha, made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 thanks thats what I'm here for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Mike: I'm ready to teach you bass lessons from the pros.kid: Great!Mike: Remember to always look your opponent in the eye.kid: Ok....Mike: Then when the times comes, wing it!kid: Umm...Mike, that's baseball. Can you just teach me? My mom paid you big bucks for lessons.Mike: Oh c'mon! It's the final inning!kid: Why did Mom hook me up with a teacher with a low attention span? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n o n a m e* Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q88/JJ1...566120409_l.jpgother girl: oooh do i make you horny *butt humps pink haired girl*hahah sorry if someone knows those girls, it just really looks like they're gettin it on.ROFLLL!! i know this is from like.. a year ago. but i can't stop laughing xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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