XletterbombX Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/UR_M...billiedevil.jpgold Lady: aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating dear?...Billie:I am not now fuck off you old bitch and give me my candy or I'll pull a trick and shove this up your ass!!That's a great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Billie: want some cake?Mike: hey i found my bass in this cakeTre: OMFG CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ^ Heh, that's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 It's time for my long Halloween caption!(This is what the guys see in a mirror)Billie: Damn.....Tré: What?Billie: We look pathetic!Mike: Who cares how we look? As long as we get free candy!Jason W: I care! I spent hours making this costume!Jason F: White, your costume is just fangs and red eyes.. It couldn't've taken hours!Jason W: Well, yours is only blood stains!Jason F: They're bullet wounds! It's supposed to look like I've been shot!Billie: I thought they were stab wounds...Ronnie: Does it really matter?Mike: Ronnie, what are you supposed to be?Ronnie: I have absolutely no idea... To be honest, I just haven't showered in 3 weeks and this happened.. Thought it might scare some people...Billie: (Edging away from Ronnie) .... You got that right... Gross..... Jason W: You look horny today, Billie.Billie: ......... Very funny..Tré: Anyway, I'm gonna put my costume on now...Mike: You mean that's not your costume?Tré: What's not my costume?Mike: The knife through your head..Tré: Holy shit! How the hell did that happen?! (faints on the floor)Billie: Err... We can call an ambulance later... Let's go get the candy first.Mike: Yeah.. It's what Tré would have wanted...Tré: ........ Bring me back a lolly pop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ^ i know i've said it before, but i'm gonna say it again, i love you! that was totally awesome =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=12Sniff....Billie goes up to Tre's earBillie-Ugh...Mike had too much LSD and alcohol again.Tre- (sniffs and looks over at Mike in a scared way)Tre-(whispers to Billie) Move me! His diaherra is leaking out.Kinda gross and stupid I know. I can't think of anything else.http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=1Speaker man: Now, everyone stand for the pledges.Billie: I pledge allegiance to the flag.....Mike: (salutes flag)Tre: Oooo.....I wonder what I can do with this trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 BJ: Seriously dude, I don't want any of your change!Dude: But you are a hobo, right?! You guys always want change!BJ: Dammit, I'm not a hobo, I just forgot to shave for a fortnight! Aaaaghgoddammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**nobodylikesyou** Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 hahaha. good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Interviewer: Guys, tell me a bit about yourselves.Billie: Well, my name is Billie Joe. I live in America and my favourite colour is Blue!Tré: I'm the strongest person I know! I bet if Superman wanted to fight, I could totally take him!Mike: .... I did it..... I shot Kennedy...Billie: Oh my God! You killed Kennedy!Tré: You bastard!Interviewer: .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 ^ haha And by the way, I loved the Halloween one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**nobodylikesyou** Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 ^ haha And by the way, I loved the Halloween one! ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 ^^Thanks both of you!Glad you liked them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Billie's mom: Billie this room is a mess. CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!Billie: But I wanna play my guitarBillie's mom: NOW!!!!!Billie: (mumbling)eh I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...200710759AM.jpgBJ: Seriously dude, I don't want any of your change!Dude: But you are a hobo, right?! You guys always want change!BJ: Dammit, I'm not a hobo, I just forgot to shave for a fortnight! Aaaaghgoddammit!That was awesome... oh I've always wondered, how long is a fortnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ^ A fortnight is 2 weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farley drexel hatcher Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge!The Edge: Mmhmm. I think i'll just ... move.-----Don't ask, that so came out of nowhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/le...ew/hawaii03.jpgBillie: Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge!The Edge: Mmhmm. I think i'll just ... move.-----Don't ask, that so came out of nowhere! I love that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/that...5/dhgliwd-1.jpgBillie's mom: Billie this room is a mess. CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!Billie: But I wanna play my guitarBillie's mom: NOW!!!!!Billie: (mumbling)eh I triedhaha. love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: Dude, what happened to the bass?Tré: Mike's got his finger in his belly button again...Mike: ....... Sooooo relaxing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/le...ew/hawaii03.jpgI would like to borrow this...Billie: haha I'm Edge ner ner enr pbhtpbhtpbht...Edge:...jackass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Billie: yeah I think that we..we have change music forever ya know.. and with out Mike and Tre.. I.. I wouldn't be anywhere right now ya know..Interviewer: ya that doesn't awnser the question of how tall are you?....Billie:... 5 foot 6....Interviewer: (to camera man) ha you own me 50 bucks!!!Billie:...(thinking:...fucking bitch....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XletterbombX Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ^Haha, great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 thaaank youuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XletterbombX Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Mike: *gasp* MOMMY!Billie: bubble power!Tre: mmmm pizza with soap bubble toppings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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