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Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing?

It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!

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(sing to the tune of BOBD)

I rubbed a lonely toad

The only toad that I have ever known

Don't know where to go

I may be all alone, but I have the toad

I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad.

I'll rub the toad for pleasure--

The toad's the only thing that can excite me

I rub him so damn much it could be blinding

Animal rights have tried to take him from me

'Til then I rub the toad!

Hahahaha that's great! :lol: :lol:

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Billie: Wow.. There's alot of people here tonight... One. Two. Three. Four.. Um... Five. Six. Seven--

Tré: How long is this gonna to take?

Mike: ... Well, the venue has a capasity of 10,000 people... And the gig's sold out...

Billie: Could you people in the mosh pit please be still or this is going to take longer... Thank you... Eight. Nine.... Ten....

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^ That one made me laugh out loud. :lol:

It just really fits with his expression.

I agree! :lol: Great Caption nimrod-41.

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Wow... been a while since I've been here.

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Billie: *talking to the camera* I see you people. I know you're in there. STOP POINTING THE (censored) (censored) CAMERA AT ME!!!!!!

Mike: I don't know this guy, I swear I don't.

Tre: That camera guy is kind of attractive.

Mike: I don't know these people.

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Billie: I'm on a mission. I want to be relations with the toad I sang about before...

Mike: Dude, those aren't the words!

Billie: Shut up! You don't even look like Mike in this one!

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Billie: So... Thanks again for coming to this thing..... And... Um..... Ooo, those are shiney shoes..

Tré: Um.. Mike. Just so you know, you've got a huge erection..

Mike: I know... It wont go down...

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Thanks!!

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Does ANYONE know where they guy is that punched me and stole my eyeliner?

He gave me this bruise on my cheek and I need to know where he is.

ANYONE? Please?

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^^ thanks =]

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Billie: Where's my money?

Mike: You don't wanna mess mafia-Billie about!

Billie: If you don't have my money ready within 24 hours, I am personally gonna put this stick up your ass!

Tré: He's not kiddin!... Trust me.... It still hurts when I sit down..

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Billie: what is this chord hooked up too *pulls chord*

Tre: well Billie, *punch* its one chord that goes into *punch* two chords: one chord *punch* connected to my boxing gloves *punch* and the other chord is *punch* connected to Mikes ass so *punch* everytime you pull the chord, *punch* your actually making me punch *punch* myself and electricuting Mike in the ass *punch*

Mike: hehe i'm a lightbulb! *lights up*

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Billie: what is this chord hooked up too *pulls chord*

Tre: well Billie, *punch* its one chord that goes into *punch* two chords: one chord *punch* connected to my boxing gloves *punch* and the other chord is *punch* connected to Mikes ass so *punch* everytime you pull the chord, *punch* your actually making me punch *punch* myself and electricuting Mike in the ass *punch*

Mike: hehe i'm a lightbulb! *lights up*

:lol: love it!

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I kind got the idea from your sig^

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old Lady: aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating dear?...

Billie:I am not now fuck off you old bitch and give me my candy or I'll pull a trick and shove this up your ass!!

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Mike: Billie just won the piston cup

Tre: He did what in his cup?

Billie: WTF is the piston cup?

Tre: You, billie your suppose to piss in you cup

Mike: he is right you know.

Billie: What! I did no such thing

Tre: yes you did.

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