nimrod-41 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 ^lol. thats good.I got another.But you have to give The Edge a very strong Irish accentits not even that funny Just so no one yells at me if they figure it out, I got the idea from an episode of Father Ted :whistling: The Edge: Billie Joe! What a nice suprise!Billie: Oh, Christ! He saw me!The Edge: So, Billie Joe, what's your favourite type of sandwitch toaster? I like the ones with the timer rather than the ones that just pop up. If they catch you by suprise, they'll give you a heart attack! Although, it does depend on what sort of toast you want... Or maybe if you had the hickups and just wanted to scare yourself and get rid of them. In that case, the sandwitch toaster without the timer could do the trick!..Billie: ... Listen, The Edge. No offence to you, but you have got to be the most boring person on the planet! The Edge: Are you avoiding the question now, Billie Joe? Billie: No one wants to talk about sandwitch toasters with you... Now excuse me, I only came in here to get my eyeliner.The Edge: Eyeliner, aye? Like what girls wear... Or maybe you wear it because you want to pick up the girls. Maybe the eyeliner attracts them to you. You know, I knew a girl once.. But she died.. Shortly after.... (The Edge looks up to see Billie has left the room) .... Billie Joe?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 ^ brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaCaInE! Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 You know, I knew a girl once.. But she died.. Shortly after....Father Ted much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Father Ted much It's just in loving memory of the show!... Yeah, that'll do.. :whistling:And the fact that he's Irish! I couldn't resist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 http://www.gibson.com/Files/AllAccess/imag...dge_billie1.jpgThe Edge: Billie Joe! What a nice suprise!Billie: Oh, Christ! He saw me!The Edge: So, Billie Joe, what's your favourite type of sandwitch toaster? I like the ones with the timer rather than the ones that just pop up. If they catch you by suprise, they'll give you a heart attack! Although, it does depend on what sort of toast you want... Or maybe if you had the hickups and just wanted to scare yourself and get rid of them. In that case, the sandwitch toaster without the timer could do the trick!..Billie: ... Listen, The Edge. No offence to you, but you have got to be the most boring person on the planet! The Edge: Are you avoiding the question now, Billie Joe? Billie: No one wants to talk about sandwitch toasters with you... Now excuse me, I only came in here to get my eyeliner.The Edge: Eyeliner, aye? Like what girls wear... Or maybe you wear it because you want to pick up the girls. Maybe the eyeliner attracts them to you. You know, I knew a girl once.. But she died.. Shortly after.... (The Edge looks up to see Billie has left the room) .... Billie Joe?....that one deserves an award Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 that one deserves an award I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 ^lol. thats good.I got another.But you have to give The Edge a very strong Irish accentits not even that funny Just so no one yells at me if they figure it out, I got the idea from an episode of Father Ted :whistling: http://www.gibson.com/Files/AllAccess/imag...dge_billie1.jpgThe Edge: Billie Joe! What a nice suprise!Billie: Oh, Christ! He saw me!The Edge: So, Billie Joe, what's your favourite type of sandwitch toaster? I like the ones with the timer rather than the ones that just pop up. If they catch you by suprise, they'll give you a heart attack! Although, it does depend on what sort of toast you want... Or maybe if you had the hickups and just wanted to scare yourself and get rid of them. In that case, the sandwitch toaster without the timer could do the trick!..Billie: ... Listen, The Edge. No offence to you, but you have got to be the most boring person on the planet! The Edge: Are you avoiding the question now, Billie Joe? Billie: No one wants to talk about sandwitch toasters with you... Now excuse me, I only came in here to get my eyeliner.The Edge: Eyeliner, aye? Like what girls wear... Or maybe you wear it because you want to pick up the girls. Maybe the eyeliner attracts them to you. You know, I knew a girl once.. But she died.. Shortly after.... (The Edge looks up to see Billie has left the room) .... Billie Joe?.... good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 that one deserves an award Award! Me? Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Award! Me? Thanks! and a phone call from the queen... (;that would be me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Billie: hey edge have you seen a guy around here kinda your height an' a little iffy looking with a beard and a hat?Edge: no... what's his name?..Billie; YOUR DIGNITY!! *throws bottle at edge's crotch*Edge:*collapses and mumbles curse words*Billie: *kcakles and runs away*Bono: hey Edge...oo...ouch... look's like someone got owned...meh that one was ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 *during practice*Billie: I FUCKING RULE!!!*Mike throws his shoe at Billie and hits him in the face*Billie:...thanks....Mike...ow..Mike: always here to help Bill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Random caption time Tré: Stupid cheap bra... If I put my arms forward the strap'll break..Mike: What's your problem, officer? I only punched her in the face!... For God's sake, it's Paris Hilton. It's not that big a deal. I just did what everyone wanted to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 that first one was mean in a funny sort of way.. but it was still good XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Thanks. Yours were good too. I really liked your one with the edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 well thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 HAHA OMG THAT WAS AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melita Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!http://homepage.mac.com/montjomac/iblog/lo...edia/bobd10.jpg(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad!Yep, you and UR MOTHER MUAHAHA... deserve an award!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 we definatly do XP....my ego's gonna asplode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!http://homepage.mac.com/montjomac/iblog/lo...edia/bobd10.jpg(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad! :lol: that has to win 'caption of year' :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!http://homepage.mac.com/montjomac/iblog/lo...edia/bobd10.jpg(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad!*rofl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compulsive Habits Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Andy: What the fuck are we doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Ever wondered what Boulevard Of Broken Dreams was like in the early stages of writing? It used to be a lovely little song about performing the act of masterbation on a toad........ Enjoy!http://homepage.mac.com/montjomac/iblog/lo...edia/bobd10.jpg(sing to the tune of BOBD)I rubbed a lonely toad The only toad that I have ever known Don't know where to goI may be all alone, but I have the toad I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad. I'll rub the toad for pleasure--The toad's the only thing that can excite meI rub him so damn much it could be blindingAnimal rights have tried to take him from me'Til then I rub the toad!i love you.fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 HAHA OMG THAT WAS AWESOME! Yep, you and UR MOTHER MUAHAHA... deserve an award!!! :lol: that has to win 'caption of year' :lol:*rofl* i love you.fucking amazing.Thank you! I love you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Mike: wtf are you doing?Billie: i'm taking my guitar's virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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