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I'm back, baby :cool:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro..._644aa08d8b.jpg

Bono: Greatings, Billie.

Billie: So we meet again, Bono.

Bono: Indeed. Only this time you don't have the rest of you band to help you fight.

Billie: I can take you on my own.

Bono: Mwhahaha! Edge! Get him!

The Edge: Yes, master.

Bono: You see, Billie, you can't beat U2. We could kill you so easily! We're Irish remember!

Billie: You may be Irish, but I learnt karaté!

Billie jumps in the air like a ninja and beats up U2.

Bono: OK... You win this round, Billie Joe! But I'll have the last laugh! You have to sleep sometime! Come on, Edge. Let's go.

U2 leave.

Dudes watching: :huh: WTF?!

:woot::lol: LMAO

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I'm back, baby :cool:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro..._644aa08d8b.jpg

Bono: Greatings, Billie.

Billie: So we meet again, Bono.

Bono: Indeed. Only this time you don't have the rest of you band to help you fight.

Billie: I can take you on my own.

Bono: Mwhahaha! Edge! Get him!

The Edge: Yes, master.

Bono: You see, Billie, you can't beat U2. We could kill you so easily! We're Irish remember!

Billie: You may be Irish, but I learnt karaté!

Billie jumps in the air like a ninja and beats up U2.

Bono: OK... You win this round, Billie Joe! But I'll have the last laugh! You have to sleep sometime! Come on, Edge. Let's go.

U2 leave.

Dudes watching: :huh: WTF?!

That's made me luagh so much :lol:

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Tre: “let’s make a toast for me”

Billie: “for you? What we’re celebration?”

Tre: “I’m getting marry, guys” :D

Mike: “I didn’t even know that you’re dating someone”

Tre: “I don’t. I order a bride from the net”

Billie: “what the fuck you did this for?!”

Mike: “yeah! You don’t even know her… “

Tre: “you just jealous that I’m getting marry! That I’m happy!” :angry:

Billie: “ok… if that’s what you really want and you feel happy… I’m not going to stop you”

Mike: “me to”

Tre: “btw, I’m moving out tomorrow… I’m going to live in Yemen…”

Billie and Mike: :huh::o

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I'm back, baby :cool:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro..._644aa08d8b.jpg

Bono: Greatings, Billie.

Billie: So we meet again, Bono.

Bono: Indeed. Only this time you don't have the rest of you band to help you fight.

Billie: I can take you on my own.

Bono: Mwhahaha! Edge! Get him!

The Edge: Yes, master.

Bono: You see, Billie, you can't beat U2. We could kill you so easily! We're Irish remember!

Billie: You may be Irish, but I learnt karaté!

Billie jumps in the air like a ninja and beats up U2.

Bono: OK... You win this round, Billie Joe! But I'll have the last laugh! You have to sleep sometime! Come on, Edge. Let's go.

U2 leave.

Dudes watching: :huh: WTF?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG that was fucking hilarious!

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That's made me luagh so much :lol:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n163/bati34/group16.jpg

Tre: “let’s make a toast for me”

Billie: “for you? What we’re celebration?”

Tre: “I’m getting marry, guys” :D

Mike: “I didn’t even know that you’re dating someone”

Tre: “I don’t. I order a bride from the net”

Billie: “what the fuck you did this for?!”

Mike: “yeah! You don’t even know her… “

Tre: “you just jealous that I’m getting marry! That I’m happy!” :angry:

Billie: “ok… if that’s what you really want and you feel happy… I’m not going to stop you”

Mike: “me to”

Tre: “btw, I’m moving out tomorrow… I’m going to live in Yemen…”

Billie and Mike: :huh::o

Lmao! :lol:

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Inspired by a some quote in a signature on here...Cant remember who's signature it is or if she/he still has it in their sig

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Random dude: OMGZ UR TRAY COOL! Can I have ur autograph!?

Tre: I dont know, kid...You'll have to talk to my agent first :eyebrows:

Random dude: LOLZ OKAY!! Where are ur agent?

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Tre: Right here!!

OR THIS:

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Tre: I love it when I get a call in my pants!! :woot:

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Inspired by a some quote in a signature on here...Cant remember who's signature it is or if she/he still has it in their sig

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...lishgraytre.jpg

Random dude: OMGZ UR TRAY COOL! Can I have ur autograph!?

Tre: I dont know, kid...You'll have to talk to my agent first :eyebrows:

Random dude: LOLZ OKAY!! Where are ur agent?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/hom..._guy/hehtre.jpg

Tre: Right here!!

That made me LOL!! :lol: Is that dude Laurie L.'s son? :P

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Inspired by a some quote in a signature on here...Cant remember who's signature it is or if she/he still has it in their sig

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...lishgraytre.jpg

Random dude: OMGZ UR TRAY COOL! Can I have ur autograph!?

Tre: I dont know, kid...You'll have to talk to my agent first :eyebrows:

Random dude: LOLZ OKAY!! Where are ur agent?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/hom..._guy/hehtre.jpg

Tre: Right here!!

OR THIS:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b205/hom..._guy/hehtre.jpg

Tre: I love it when I get a call in my pants!! :woot:

:lol: there made me laugh so hard... specially the last one

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That made me LOL!! :lol: Is that dude Laurie L.'s son? :P

I have no clue who he is....sorry

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Tre: All I know is that in this outfit I feel like a total femme. And you know what? I don't have a problem with it!

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Ok now Mike and Billie are playing Guitar Hero...

and this is from one of those extra blubs on the loading screen...

Billie: WHOO YEEEEAH!...(takes pants off)

Mike: dude didn't you just read the thing..

Billie:...no..

Mike: it just said that dropping your pants on stage doesn't deploy star power...

Billie: ... shit...

or

Billie: Ok now lets play the game did I put on enough deodorant today..

so what say you first row?..

Random people in the first row:

"Oh my god!"

"ewww"

"what the hell died in here?"

"it burns!"

"oh god it smells like a skunk that rolled in dog shit then died in a pile of raw sewage"

Billie: I guess that would be a no....

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Billie: Everyone do the cha cha slide !

Billie: Slide.........to the left.......slide to right...bring it right back now.

2 hops this time [jump jump] 2 hops this time [jump jump]

Meh! it sounded better in my head :dry:

:lol: the same thing come from my mind when I saw this pic...

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The band: "you want a peace of this baby... oh ha!!!... yeah! who's you daddy?!... cheak out my sexy body!..."

mother and a douhgter(not in the pic)

a dougher: "mommy... what are they doing? I'm scared :cry:

the mother: "oh no! :o don't look there!"

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Billie: Ok now lets play the game did I put on enough deodorant today..

so what say you first row?..

Random people in the first row:

"Oh my god!"

"ewww"

"what the hell died in here?"

"it burns!"

"oh god it smells like a skunk that rolled in dog shit then died in a pile of raw sewage"

Billie: I guess that would be a no....

That's disgusting, yet extreamely hilarious!! :lol:

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Billie: There's some dandruff in your hair, Tré dear. Let me take it off.

Tré: Thank you!

Mike: Owch, it hit me! Help, it burns, it burns!!

:whistling:

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Tre': ya know what?..

Billie: what Tre?...

Tre: Monica hasn't typed a caption in forever...

Mike: your right she hasn't...

Billie: yeah.. what do you think is wrong with her?...

Tre: she could be sick....

Mike:..or dead...

Tre': nah she would have told us..

Billie and Mike:...

Tre': what?...

Billie: she would have told us that she was dead...with what?....

Tre': with one of those note thingys in the mail ...you know.. it says something like :I'm sorry to in form you that so and so is dead...

Mike and Billie: :lol:

Tre': whats so funny?...

Billie: the family members of the person thats dead send that...not them you fucking moron...

Tre': oh really?...

Mike: yes asshole...

Tre':...ohhhh......

...what were we talking about again?...

Billie and Mike: ...T_T...

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(think only Jackie might get this one)

Tre: Billie what are you standing like that?..

Billie: because I am God

Mike: why are you god?..

Billie: cuz I have made popcorn!

Tre': but anybody can make popcorn?

Billie: but I... have made the popcorn!

Tre': Billie have you been smoking again?...

Billie: no I have not...

Mike: then why does it smell like pot over here?...

Billie: cuz God made it smell like pot over here..

Tre': but you just said you were God...

Billie: YES CUZ I HAVE MADE THE POPCORN!!!

Tre: ...but...

Mike:...don't even try Tre...don't even try.....

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(think only Jackie might get this one)

Tre: Billie what are you standing like that?..

Billie: because I am God

Mike: why are you god?..

Billie: cuz I have made popcorn!

Tre': but anybody can make popcorn?

Billie: but I... have made the popcorn!

Tre': Billie have you been smoking again?...

Billie: no I have not...

Mike: then why does it smell like pot over here?...

Billie: cuz God made it smell like pot over here..

Tre': but you just said you were God...

Billie: YES CUZ I HAVE MADE THE POPCORN!!!

Tre: ...but...

Mike:...don't even try Tre...don't even try.....

ahahahha! :lol: :lol:

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Tre': ya know what?..

Billie: what Tre?...

Tre: Monica hasn't typed a caption in forever...

Mike: your right she hasn't...

Billie: yeah.. what do you think is wrong with her?...

Tre: she could be sick....

Mike:..or dead...

Tre': nah she would have told us..

Billie and Mike:...

Tre': what?...

Billie: she would have told us that she was dead...with what?....

Tre': with one of those note thingys in the mail ...you know.. it says something like :I'm sorry to in form you that so and so is dead...

Mike and Billie: :lol:

Tre': whats so funny?...

Billie: the family members of the person thats dead send that...not them you fucking moron...

Tre': oh really?...

Mike: yes asshole...

Tre':...ohhhh......

...what were we talking about again?...

Billie and Mike: ...T_T...

that one killed me, i ended up choking! :lol: :lol: ;)

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Tre': ya know what?..

Billie: what Tre?...

Tre: Monica hasn't typed a caption in forever...

Mike: your right she hasn't...

Billie: yeah.. what do you think is wrong with her?...

Tre: she could be sick....

Mike:..or dead...

Tre': nah she would have told us..

Billie and Mike:...

Tre': what?...

Billie: she would have told us that she was dead...with what?....

Tre': with one of those note thingys in the mail ...you know.. it says something like :I'm sorry to in form you that so and so is dead...

Mike and Billie: :lol:

Tre': whats so funny?...

Billie: the family members of the person thats dead send that...not them you fucking moron...

Tre': oh really?...

Mike: yes asshole...

Tre':...ohhhh......

...what were we talking about again?...

Billie and Mike: ...T_T...

:woot::lol: ROTFL!!!

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http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Gr...y/nicelooks.jpg

Tre': ya know what?..

Billie: what Tre?...

Tre: Monica hasn't typed a caption in forever...

Mike: your right she hasn't...

Billie: yeah.. what do you think is wrong with her?...

Tre: she could be sick....

Mike:..or dead...

Tre': nah she would have told us..

Billie and Mike:...

Tre': what?...

Billie: she would have told us that she was dead...with what?....

Tre': with one of those note thingys in the mail ...you know.. it says something like :I'm sorry to in form you that so and so is dead...

Mike and Billie: :lol:

Tre': whats so funny?...

Billie: the family members of the person thats dead send that...not them you fucking moron...

Tre': oh really?...

Mike: yes asshole...

Tre':...ohhhh......

...what were we talking about again?...

Billie and Mike: ...T_T...

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Gr...yforthegods.jpg

(think only Jackie might get this one)

Tre: Billie what are you standing like that?..

Billie: because I am God

Mike: why are you god?..

Billie: cuz I have made popcorn!

Tre': but anybody can make popcorn?

Billie: but I... have made the popcorn!

Tre': Billie have you been smoking again?...

Billie: no I have not...

Mike: then why does it smell like pot over here?...

Billie: cuz God made it smell like pot over here..

Tre': but you just said you were God...

Billie: YES CUZ I HAVE MADE THE POPCORN!!!

Tre: ...but...

Mike:...don't even try Tre...don't even try.....

Those are really funny :lol:

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Mike: See, told you we'd save money if we all slept together...

Tré: I love you, Billie....

Billie: .... Tré... God help you if that isn't your finger poking me...

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