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Billie: Jesus Tre how many times do you have to get in between me and Mikes relationship! He loves me more asshole!

Mike: Yeah Tre we were in the middle of having sex and u had to jump in between us

Tre: *cries* You don't love me mike THEN IM GONNA BECOME EMO!

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Billie: see the flag Mike?..

Mike: yeah yeah I see the flag!!!!

Tre': what the hell are you gonna do with that?...

Billie: fetch Mike!!! *throws flag*

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Mike: yay!!...I got the flag...

Billie: good Mike ^_^

Tre': ummm guys...there's a camera right there.....

Damn Monica... you're too good :lol: :lol:

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Billie: Quickly! Everybody run! There's a giant, hansom monster right behind me!! Save yourselves! I'll try to fight him off!

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Mike: Billie! Stop! You're scaring away the crowd!

Billie: RUN!

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Tré: ... They're actually leaving?... God, Green Day fans are really stupid....

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Mike: Oh Christ. What is he doing now?

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Billie: Stay back, you sexually appealing monster!

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Overvoice: Look out, bad guys! There's a brand new team of superhero's in town! Moon-Man-Billie!

Billie: You bad guys are no match for me!

Overvoice: MTV-Flag-Dirnt!

Mike: Stay back, evil-doers! I have a flag!

Overvoice: And.... Tré..

Tré: Fuck yeah!

Overvoice: And together they are.... The Super Dookie!

Billie: ..... Tré, let go of my ass...

Tré: Oh... I thought it was Mike's...

Mike: Heh, you wish!

:cool: those owned...I can't stop laughin'

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Billie: Hello? Is that Mike?

Mike: OMG hai Billie!

Billie: We're talking through these shitty award thingies! Awesome, huh?! :woot:

Mike: Yeah!! :woot:

*Mike & Billie continue having an odd conversation "through" the awards*

Tré: And you call me immature...

Person out of picture: Hey, do you know those guys?

Tré: What, them? *looks at Billie and Mike* Uhh... nope, never seen them before in my life..

:/ Eh I tried...

Nice one Lili :lol:

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Thanks again everyone! It makes me really happy when things I make make others laugh :)

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Tré: What are you doing?

Billie: I figured that while we're not touring or anything, I can just sign random items that I don't need anymore and sell them on eBay for a small fortune!

Tré: ... I would do that, but it requires too much effort. I just sell Mike's underwear on eBay!

Billie: How do you have Mike's underwear?

Tré: We share :)

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:lol: HAHAHA.

:D I'm here all night lol

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Dude in back of car: So Jason, what is it like to be with Green Day? Must be pretty cool. Anything really changed when you first met the guys?

Jason: Well, I guess the main thing is that I'd never had sex with a duck before I met Tré... Now it's just a regualar activity...

Dude: ... OK.... You can drop me off here if you want...

Jason: No, that's alright. I'll take you to see the guys if you want!

Dude: .... Please just drop me off here.....

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Every single one I just read was funny, so I just am gonna say that..I am rolling with laughter here.... :lol:

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:D I'm here all night lol

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Dude in back of car: So Jason, what is it like to be with Green Day? Must be pretty cool. Anything really changed when you first met the guys?

Jason: Well, I guess the main thing is that I'd never had sex with a duck before I met Tré... Now it's just a regualar activity...

Dude: ... OK.... You can drop me off here if you want...

Jason: No, that's alright. I'll take you to see the guys if you want!

Dude: .... Please just drop me off here.....

:lol: you're fucking brilliant!

I haven't been here for ages and I not good like many others here, so what the heck... I give myself a chance :P

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Billie: "shhh.... Mike doesn't have a clue that I'm the one who stole he's bass and not tre... heheheh...." :shifty: "what?! he's right behind me?... are you sure?...

Mike: "oh... Billieee.... look what I have here :shifty:

Billie: :pinch:

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:lol: you're fucking brilliant!

I haven't been here for ages and I not good like many others here, so what the heck... I give myself a chance :P

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Billie: "shhh.... Mike doesn't have a clue that I'm the one who stole he's bass and not tre... heheheh...." :shifty: "what?! he's right behind me?... are you sure?...

Mike: "oh... Billieee.... look what I have here :shifty:

Billie: :pinch:

:lol: that was great!

So was yours, Adz-GD-

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Jason: And so I told the guy, "Hey, that's no wienie! That's my wiener!"

Billie: Haha! :lol: You're so funny!

Tré: Back off, 'Whitey'. Billie's mine!

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^hahaha nice XP...

(i need to find a pic now I haven't captioned anything in a while...)

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Mike: man I was so bored this morning...what did you guys do?..

Tre':your mom..

Billie: *giggles*

Mike: that wasn't funny at all....

...now I'm hungry and I want something to eat...

Tre': thats what your mom said this morning..

Billie: *burst out laughing*..

Mike: why do I even bother...

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thank you XP

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Tre': I think we're getting kidnapped...

Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!

Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!

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Billie: Hi!...I gots red hear :P

Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...

Tre': no...just keep walking...

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thanks and yours was awesome

Cheers =]

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Billie: And we'll sing the wild rovers! No never! No more!

Mike: What's he doing?

Jason: Begging. He lost all his money on lottery tickets.

Mike: Poor Billie... We should help him out.....

Jason: .... Yeah..

Mike: I'll give you a buck for the guitar!

Billie: (To Wild Rovers tune) No Mike! You're a bastard! You ugly, old man!

Mike: .... Hey! I may be a bastard, ugly and old! But I am not a... Wait... What was the last thing?...

Jason: A man.

Mike: ....... Oh...

(Kinda turned Simpson-y at the end - never mind) :P

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^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mike: man I was so bored this morning...what did you guys do?..

Tre':your mom..

Billie: *giggles*

Mike: that wasn't funny at all....

...now I'm hungry and I want something to eat...

Tre': thats what your mom said this morning..

Billie: *burst out laughing*..

Mike: why do I even bother...

hahaha :lol: LMFAO!! that one was great :P

thank you XP

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Tre': I think we're getting kidnapped...

Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!

Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!

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Billie: Hi!...I gots red hear :P

Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...

Tre': no...just keep walking...

those are so funny too :lol: :lol:

You really rules this thread, ur mother muhahahaha!!! :D

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Mike: Dude I love you man!!

Sam: I love you too Mike..

Mike: No man you don't understand I...love...you!

Sam: yes I do Mike ...i love you too

Mike: No you don't.....

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thank you XP

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Tre': I think we're getting kidnapped...

Billie: that could be a resonable explaination of WHY WE ARE IN A FUCKING TRUNK!!!!

Mike: shut the fuck up Bill I'm trying to sleep you son of a bitch!

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Billie: Hi!...I gots red hear :P

Mike to Tre: dude Billie looks like Ronald McDonald for fuck sake...should we tell him?...

Tre': no...just keep walking...

Cheers =]

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Billie: And we'll sing the wild rovers! No never! No more!

Mike: What's he doing?

Jason: Begging. He lost all his money on lottery tickets.

Mike: Poor Billie... We should help him out.....

Jason: .... Yeah..

Mike: I'll give you a buck for the guitar!

Billie: (To Wild Rovers tune) No Mike! You're a bastard! You ugly, old man!

Mike: .... Hey! I may be a bastard, ugly and old! But I am not a... Wait... What was the last thing?...

Jason: A man.

Mike: ....... Oh...

(Kinda turned Simpson-y at the end - never mind) :P

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Mike: Dude I love you man!!

Sam: I love you too Mike..

Mike: No man you don't understand I...love...you!

Sam: yes I do Mike ...i love you too

Mike: No you don't.....

All of those were awesome!

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atleast I think thats Mike..

I really dunno...

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Wow, the thread is busy tonight.

I think I might have done a caption for this pic before... Can't remember... I've done so many...

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Jason: You see, here you've written "The Black Parade" That should have been "Jesus Of Suburbia" We didn't even write The Black Parade. That was My Chemical Romance.

Billie: Oh... Really?...

Mike: Yeah... And later on you've spelt "Redundant" wrong.

Billie: What?

Mike: ... Yeah... You wrote "Reluctant"...

Billie: Is there a difference?...

Mike: Kinda.

Jason: What is "*^"?

Billie: Oh, you see that should be "86".... I guess I was holding down shift....

Mike: Well, you've completely bollocksed up our setlist, Billie...

Billie: Yeah..... Wow.... I can't see how this could be anymore embarasing...

Dude in crowd: ..... Hurry up and play!

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Billie: mmm this Mike tastes like candeh!!!

Mike: your a fucking idiot Bill

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Billie:I and so I must say...hey look a plane!!!

Crowd:....

Billie: sorry ADD moment...

Mike: he didn't take his pills

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Billie: HAHA TRE! I gots your drumsticks!!!

Tre': you better Gimme my drumsticks or I'll snap your guitar and shove the neck of it up your ass!!

Billie: :blink:...h-here....T-Tre...

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Billie:...ummm...uh...what was the question again?...

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Dude in crowd: WHERE'S THE BATHROOM!!!

Billie: OVER THERE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!

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Billie: dude stop touching my ass!!

Camera guy: now that is completely wrong right there....

thank you very much... XP

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Tré: Hey, Mike! I bet you 20 quid you can't hit Billie over the head with your bass again!

Mike: You're on, bitch!

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^ haha :lol:

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You can never have too much Coffee...

*years later when Mike reflects back on what he had said*

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I guess there is a such thing as a little too much Coffee

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