The Caption Thread

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

^ thanks

Bryn was right...

I think I am gonna get an ego head injury

[Bryn]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...ovehissmile.png

guy: this is for Tre..

*Tre straightens up and trys his best to pay attention..for once*

guy: how is the band getting along so far?...

Tre': well, we get along quite well...

*Billie takes out a foam finger and starts poking Tre*

Tre': we respect each other

*poke*

Tre': and we have alot of fun..

*poke*

Tre:...and well we get along

*poke*

Tre': THATS IT! *rips foam finger out of Bills hand* I'M GONNA FUCKING BEAT YOU WITH THIS AND MAKE YOU EAT THE FUCKING THING!!!! STOP *smack* FUCKING *smack* POKING* *smack* ME! *smack*

Mike: uhh...were gonna take a short break..be back as soon as I can pry Tre off of Bill..

Tre': EAT FOAM DIPSHIT!!

Billie: OW OW OW OW PAIN!!!

Oh damn I can not breath, and I think I just drooled.....

^ haha thanks

yeah

cuz plaid is the shit

Oh remember that

Girl: What happend to your head?

Tre': ummmm uhhh

Billie: It was his rock and roll ego! Its just blew up!

that was so awesome

Yeah that meet a rock star thing.

He was nicer to those girls than any other band member. Let them help put his drums together, even play them.

He kept coming up and talking to them, and gave her all his used drum sticks at the end...

Ok, back to topic I'll stop.

[Bryn]

oops double post...sorry

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...16642434ki4.png

Mike: You told me you knew the way to the coffee shop you stupid asshole!!! It's been two days man. TWO DAYS.

Billie: Holy fucking shit! *don't move, just don't move*

Tre:Dude, I do know where it is! I swear to god, you gotta walk a little over...

Mike:LIAR!! I NEED MY MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!

Billie: *Don't move. Like when a wasp is close by...if you don't move they don't know you're there*

Tre: I swear it's here...I swear..*I'm gonna die* fuck...don't kill me.....

Mike: That's it, no more words...I am gonna kick your ASS, then I want my fucking COFFEE.

Tre: It's not my fault, it's not...

*Mike draws back to swing, maniacally out of control due to lack of coffee*

Tre: No Wait!! Billie gave me directions!! *cringes waiting to be pounded by the angry coffee monster*

Billie: Oh fuck.

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

oops double post...sorry

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...16642434ki4.png

Mike: You told me you knew the way to the coffee shop you stupid asshole!!! It's been two days man. TWO DAYS.

Billie: Holy fucking shit! *don't move, just don't move*

Tre:Dude, I do know where it is! I swear to god, you gotta walk a little over...

Mike:LIAR!! I NEED MY MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!

Billie: *Don't move. Like when a wasp is close by...if you don't move they don't know you're there*

Tre: I swear it's here...I swear..*I'm gonna die* fuck...don't kill me.....

Mike: That's it, no more words...I am gonna kick your ASS, then I want my fucking COFFEE.

Tre: It's not my fault, it's not...

*Mike draws back to swing, maniacally out of control due to lack of coffee*

Tre: No Wait!! Billie gave me directions!! *cringes waiting to be pounded by the angry coffee monster*

Billie: Oh fuck.

haha great job

you are now worthy of a thumbs up smiley

[Bryn]

^

Wow.

I'd like to thank Green Day, for all their silly pictures, my parents , my cats, Tre Cool, Monty Python...

and Monica for training me well...

Oh this is such an honor....

[GreenDayBass]

billie: 10-4 over and out do you copy?

Tre: hes talking to his hand -sighs-

Mike: shhhhhh watch this

Mike: -distorted voice- i copy over and out

Billie: OMFG SOMEONE RESPONDED

Tre: yea its wireless billie

Billie: o.....wheres the wires?

Tre: wat an idiot

Mike: -dsitorted voice-SIR WHERE DID YOU GO? OVER AND OUT!!

Billie: sorry i cant talk cause its wireless, i need wires

Mike: -distorted voice- you bastard!! -dies-

Billie: wait that was real?

Mike: no you need wires to operate the thing

Billie: IT WAS YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME? I WAS IN SHIT!

Mike: im sorry....b---

Billie: NO EXCUSES IM GOING ON MY MOTHERSHIP WITHOUT YOU! YOURE NO FUN

Tre: hes still on crack? woooooooooow

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

^ haha that was great

[billie7joe]

guy: this is for Tre..

*Tre straightens up and trys his best to pay attention..for once*

guy: how is the band getting along so far?...

Tre': well, we get along quite well...

*Billie takes out a foam finger and starts poking Tre*

Tre': we respect each other

*poke*

Tre': and we have alot of fun..

*poke*

Tre:...and well we get along

*poke*

Tre': THATS IT! *rips foam finger out of Bills hand* I'M GONNA FUCKING BEAT YOU WITH THIS AND MAKE YOU EAT THE FUCKING THING!!!! STOP *smack* FUCKING *smack* POKING* *smack* ME! *smack*

Mike: uhh...were gonna take a short break..be back as soon as I can pry Tre off of Bill..

Tre': EAT FOAM DIPSHIT!!

Billie: OW OW OW OW PAIN!!!

I love this one!

I particularly like the line "eat foam dipshit!" Nice touch!

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

^ thank youz

[GreenDayBass]

its weird

only monica likes my jokes and no-one else

[**Maria**]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6933/greenday1cv8.jpg

billie: 10-4 over and out do you copy?

Tre: hes talking to his hand -sighs-

Mike: shhhhhh watch this

Mike: -distorted voice- i copy over and out

Billie: OMFG SOMEONE RESPONDED

Tre: yea its wireless billie

Billie: o.....wheres the wires?

Tre: wat an idiot

Mike: -dsitorted voice-SIR WHERE DID YOU GO? OVER AND OUT!!

Billie: sorry i cant talk cause its wireless, i need wires

Mike: -distorted voice- you bastard!! -dies-

Billie: wait that was real?

Mike: no you need wires to operate the thing

Billie: IT WAS YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME? I WAS IN SHIT!

Mike: im sorry....b---

Billie: NO EXCUSES IM GOING ON MY MOTHERSHIP WITHOUT YOU! YOURE NO FUN

Tre: hes still on crack? woooooooooow

hahaha that's great, it made me laugh

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

its weird

only monica likes my jokes and no-one else

awww do you need a hug?..

*hugs*

[disapearinggirl64]

well....i'm a little afraid since teh great UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! is reading but i'll try....

http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/green-day/g...allpapers-5.jpg

photogropher: ok boys! photo's for the new album, let's try not to screw this shoot up to!

tre and mike: oh do we have to?!

billie: i'll do the picture shoot ms. photo lady

photogropher: thank you billie

mike: *coughs suck up* ok let's get this over with *sighs*

tre: WOW WOW WOW BITCH! did you just breath on my hair?!?!

photogropher: oh shit, here we go again

tre: no way did you just breath on my hair! that's it!! *tre and mike get into a fight so exciting and hilarious it cannot be described by a teenage girl posting on a band forum. but the fight leads to the green day fans into a civil war bringing riots across the world and let off WWIII....because mike sighed near tre's hair*

later...

photogropher: at least it was better than last time.

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

^ haha nice

Yes FEAR ME!!!

[GreenDayBass]

^ haha nice

what her said

[Guest n o n a m e*]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6933/greenday1cv8.jpg

billie: 10-4 over and out do you copy?

Tre: hes talking to his hand -sighs-

Mike: shhhhhh watch this

Mike: -distorted voice- i copy over and out

Billie: OMFG SOMEONE RESPONDED

Tre: yea its wireless billie

Billie: o.....wheres the wires?

Tre: wat an idiot

Mike: -dsitorted voice-SIR WHERE DID YOU GO? OVER AND OUT!!

Billie: sorry i cant talk cause its wireless, i need wires

Mike: -distorted voice- you bastard!! -dies-

Billie: wait that was real?

Mike: no you need wires to operate the thing

Billie: IT WAS YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME? I WAS IN SHIT!

Mike: im sorry....b---

Billie: NO EXCUSES IM GOING ON MY MOTHERSHIP WITHOUT YOU! YOURE NO FUN

Tre: hes still on crack? woooooooooow

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mike: shhhhhh watch this

Mike: -distorted voice- i copy over and out

Billie: OMFG SOMEONE RESPONDED

rofl.

whew. okay, i'm done.

[UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

Billie: this sucks....

Tre': aww...does sombody need a hug?...

Billie: ...no..

Mike: I think Mr. grumpy needs a hug..

Tre and Mike: group hug! *hugs Bill*

Billie:...damnit....

Reporter: so Bill it has been reported that ever since Green Day has been staying in the local area there have been more rage parties and riots around town....do you have anything to say about it...

Bill: Hold on a sec what?! raging parties....riots...*looks at Mike and Tre*...

Tre: hehe...

Mike: hi Bill...

Tre': weee!

Sam Bayer: OK...Cut..

Tre': wooo!!!

Billie: Tre....

Tre: AHHHH!!!

Billie: Treeee

Tre: LALALALALA!!!!

Billie: TRE!!!

Tre WHAT?!

Billie: Sam said cut...

Tre': oh...ok...

[shesarebel713]

Monica pwns this entire thread B)

[GreenDayBass]

its not just monica who pwns it

its me and her

[shesarebel713]

I refuse to believe that :ph34r:

[Letterbomber]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...%20Day/8077.jpg

Billie: None shall pass!

Mike: What??

Billie: None shall pass!

Tre: Oh shit...

Mike: Has he been watching Monty Python again?

Tre: Hotel TV is brainwashing him.

Billie: None Shall Pa...

Tre and Mike :PASS! We know. Fuck you said it twice already.

Billie:*whines* Well play with me then.

Mike: *sighs*. Fine.

Billie: What is your quest?

Mike: That's not the right line....

Billie: It's my game! What is your quest?

Mike: *mumbles For fuck's sake *...to seek the grail..

Billie: What is your.....Blaaarrrgggghhhh

Tre: Queeeesssssstttttttt !

*Tre flies through the air at Billie*

Tre: Geek wedgie time *laughs maniacally*

meh. I tried. I hope you guys watch Monty Python!

this is my favorite caption!

Monty Python

[Bryn]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6933/greenday1cv8.jpgbillie: 10-4 over and out do you copy?Tre: hes talking to his hand -sighs-Mike: shhhhhh watch thisMike: -distorted voice- i copy over and outBillie: OMFG SOMEONE RESPONDEDTre: yea its wireless billieBillie: o.....wheres the wires?Tre: wat an idiotMike: -dsitorted voice-SIR WHERE DID YOU GO? OVER AND OUT!!Billie: sorry i cant talk cause its wireless, i need wiresMike: -distorted voice- you bastard!! -dies-Billie: wait that was real?Mike: no you need wires to operate the thingBillie: IT WAS YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME? I WAS IN SHIT!Mike: im sorry....b---Billie: NO EXCUSES IM GOING ON MY MOTHERSHIP WITHOUT YOU! YOURE NO FUNTre: hes still on crack? woooooooooow

That was awesome!

well....i'm a little afraid since teh great UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! is reading but i'll try.... http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/green-day/g...allpapers-5.jpgphotogropher: ok boys! photo's for the new album, let's try not to screw this shoot up to!tre and mike: oh do we have to?!billie: i'll do the picture shoot ms. photo lady photogropher: thank you billiemike: *coughs suck up* ok let's get this over with *sighs*tre: WOW WOW WOW BITCH! did you just breath on my hair?!?!photogropher: oh shit, here we go again tre: no way did you just breath on my hair! that's it!! *tre and mike get into a fight so exciting and hilarious it cannot be described by a teenage girl posting on a band forum. but the fight leads to the green day fans into a civil war bringing riots across the world and let off WWIII....because mike sighed near tre's hair*later...photogropher: at least it was better than last time.

"tre: WOW WOW WOW BITCH! did you just breath on my hair?!?!"

[An.Uptight.Reject]

http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/bil...=mikeandtre.jpg

Tre: Is he a top or a bottom?

Mike: You know, not everybody judges people by your criteria, okay?

or...

Tre: How about we go take a shower?

Mike: *Gasp!* To-ge-ther?

[Bryn]

this is my favorite caption!

Monty Python

Thanks!

Yeah I am a massive Python fan.

[An.Uptight.Reject]

Tre (aside): Does he always kiss you like that? *points to billie*

Mike: About four times a year. Usually when he's really drunk or wants me to shut up.

couldnt think of anything for billie, its not that good, but i thought it fit