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Billie: None shall pass!

Mike: What??

Billie: None shall pass!

Tre: Oh shit...

Mike: Has he been watching Monty Python again?

Tre: Hotel TV is brainwashing him.

Billie: None Shall Pa...

Tre and Mike :PASS! We know. Fuck you said it twice already.

Billie:*whines* Well play with me then.

Mike: *sighs*. Fine.

Billie: What is your quest?

Mike: That's not the right line....

Billie: It's my game! What is your quest?

Mike: *mumbles For fuck's sake *...to seek the grail..

Billie: What is your.....Blaaarrrgggghhhh

Tre: Queeeesssssstttttttt !

*Tre flies through the air at Billie*

Tre: Geek wedgie time *laughs maniacally*

meh. I tried. I hope you guys watch Monty Python! :lol:

I'll try one more..just to make sure everyone winces in pain...

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Black Dog: The doors open, RUN!

Spotted dog: What the hell is he doing??

Black dog: Wearing plaid with that jacket..dreadful.

Spotted dog: NO, I mean, trying to catch me, and squeezing my belly??*pant pant*

black dog : *pants* I told you, he milks dogs, then drinks it in his coffee.

spotted dog: That's wine.

black dog:I don't think he cares, he wants milk in it.

spotted dog: I'm a boy...

OK, meh. Anyway, there are a ton to have a go at. Someone save the thread from me... :blink:

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Billie: COme on!! get it get it get it! Come on man!!! grrr!! :mad:

Mike: what the fucking hell?!.... :lol:

Tre': I think Bills on his last quarter :lol:

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^ I loved those Monica!! :lol: Too funny.

I knew you could do those two!

:lol: Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberry!!!(I think thats right) I love that movie.

Thanks :lol: Yeah I think that is right too. I just watched it, but I watched cast commentary, and John Cleese kept talking over that part...

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The thread is starting to liven up!

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Billie: Hey, The Edge.

The Edge: Yeah?

Billie: Did you see a cookie around here? I'm pretty sure I left a cookie around here...

The Edge: Oh, right.. That was yours? Sorry, I ate it.

Billie: ...... You... You what?

The Edge: I ate it. Sorry. I'll get you another one if you like. I--

Billie: I see.... So, you ate my cookie... You just walked in the room... The cookie was sitting on the table. Waiting to be eaten by a real musician! And you ate the little bastard?

The Edge: I'm sorry, Billie. I didn't know the cookie meant that much to you--

Billie: Shut up, Edge. What kind of a name is 'Edge' anyway? It's kinda like 'hedge' without the 'h'. And let me tell you something, Edgie-Boy! You've really crossed the hedge this time!

The Edge: .... What?.. Look, I said I'm sor--

Billie: You see, Edge. If your going to be recording a song with me. You must know that you never ever touch my cookie! Let alone eat it! Now, I'm going to go change into my angry-yelling clothes. Don't go anywhere, you cookie-stealing Irish bastard!

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Those are great Monica :shifty:

]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/TreandMike.jpg

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s191/Br...he/simpsons.jpg

Mike Bill and Tre see there own simpsonized self

Billie: I think I look great :D

Mike: man, to I really look that old?...I think they drew a skunk on my head....

Billie: how about you Tre?...

Tre': what?!....WHAT THE SHIT!? THEY FUCKED UP MY HAIR AND I....I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING GAY!! THEY FUCKED UP MY EYEBROWS!!! AHHHH!!! :cry:

Billie: maybe we should have told the creations that hes a little sensitive..

Mike: alittle Bill?...hes rocking back and forth and crying..

Bill: Ok alot sensitive...

sensitive Tre :lol: :lol:

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sensitive Tre :lol: :lol:

:lol:

thanks :happy:

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Billie: yay...we won...again....

Mike: I'm so excited I'm gonna shit myself....

Tre': What the fuck?... a grammy?...You said that we would get a cookie!...You son of a bitch!

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http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr.../framesilly.jpg

Billie: Oh shit crazy fan girls run!!!

Mike: Ohshitohshitohshit!!! FUCK!!!

Tre': I'm gonna get some I'm gonna get some la la la la la-la

Billie and Mike:... :mellow:

Tre': ummm yeah you didn't see that...

the teenies are coming...*points*

all of of them: AAHHHHH SHIT!!!!

:lol: That totally fits his face!!!!!!

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^ exactly! :lol:

to Jackie: no not yet...

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Billie: yeeeeaaahhh whoooo We are so fuckin awesome man we fuckin rule cuz we fuckin won!! yeaaaahOHSHIT!

*trips:

*as hes getting up*

Ow ow

pain

my knee

ow

damn it

I am OK peoplez....*throws up on carpet*

Tre': Oh my god he's so fucking drunk HAHA :woot:

Mike: Bill ...your an idiot..I told you not to drink so much

Billie: I just drinked a little *throws up again*

Mike: a little?! you had 2 six packs and 3 martinis you fucking retard!

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The thread is starting to liven up!

Billie: Hey, The Edge.

The Edge: Yeah?

Billie: Did you see a cookie around here? I'm pretty sure I left a cookie around here...

The Edge: Oh, right.. That was yours? Sorry, I ate it.

Billie: ...... You... You what?

The Edge: I ate it. Sorry. I'll get you another one if you like. I--

Billie: I see.... So, you ate my cookie... You just walked in the room... The cookie was sitting on the table. Waiting to be eaten by a real musician! And you ate the little bastard?

The Edge: I'm sorry, Billie. I didn't know the cookie meant that much to you--

Billie: Shut up, Edge. What kind of a name is 'Edge' anyway? It's kinda like 'hedge' without the 'h'. And let me tell you something, Edgie-Boy! You've really crossed the hedge this time!

The Edge: .... What?.. Look, I said I'm sor--

Billie: You see, Edge. If your going to be recording a song with me. You must know that you never ever touch my cookie! Let alone eat it! Now, I'm going to go change into my angry-yelling clothes. Don't go anywhere, you cookie-stealing Irish bastard!

HAHAHA :lol::lol:

You cookie-stealing Irish bastard...oh God..I am laughing so hard... :lol::lol:

Monica your last two :lol::lol:

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Monica your last two :lol::lol:

thank you :happy:

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I'm gonna try another. I'm not that good, but I am like that half dead battery that keeps the flashlight going while you bang on it, until someone goes to the store and buys new batteries :D

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Tre: Hi, I'm Tre Cool. *smiles*

Billie: I'm Billie Joe Armstrong *smiles and nods*

Mike: I'm Mike Dirnt, and we're from Green Day, here to talk to you about something important.*gets serious look*

Tre: Do you suffer from Lactose intolerance? I myself don't, in fact once, I even used dog...

Mike: *interupts quickly* Millions do. The pain, the sadness of passing the ice cream shop, knowing you'll spend five dollars only to watch that wonderful sundae fly out of your butt and flush down the abyss.

Billie: Knowing you'll get horrible cramps and shits hard enough to shoot fifty feet out your ass.

That was me. *Sad, painful, serious look*

Tre: Then he found nolactoseshiterate, the new drug designed for those who can't have any milk. From any animal. *smiles broadly*

Mike: Billie is a different person now.

Billie: And I can proudly wear my Dairy Queen shirt, because now I AM the Dairy Queen *Spreads arms in dramatic effeminate fashion*

Let's get some ice cream guys!*enthusiastic child like voice*

Tre: Cool!

Mike: Yeah!

*They all get up and skip off like happy children*

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Thanks everyone! :D

nimrod-41 - more more more :woot:

"And by request, here's another!" :lol:

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Billie: RAWR!! I'm Tyranosaurus Billie! RAWR!

Mike: And I'm a Veloci-Mike-Dirnt!

Billie: RAWR!!

Mike: Rawr!

Tré: .... See what I have to put up with?... Most people think I'm the idiot in this band... And least I don't think I'm a dinosaur.......

Mike: Rawr with us Tré-asaurus!

Tré: Yay! Tré want play dinosaurs!! Rawr!

Jason: .... I never should have let the wtch Jurassic Park earlier...

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I'm gonna try another. I'm not that good, but I am like that half dead battery that keeps the flashlight going while you bang on it, until someone goes to the store and buys new batteries :D

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...20Day/0iup3.jpg

Tre: Hi, I'm Tre Cool. *smiles*

Billie: I'm Billie Joe Armstrong *smiles and nods*

Mike: I'm Mike Dirnt, and we're from Green Day, here to talk to you about something important.*gets serious look*

Tre: Do you suffer from Lactose intolerance? I myself don't, in fact once, I even used dog...

Mike: *interupts quickly* Millions do. The pain, the sadness of passing the ice cream shop, knowing you'll spend five dollars only to watch that wonderful sundae fly out of your butt and flush down the abyss.

Billie: Knowing you'll get horrible cramps and shits hard enough to shoot fifty feet out your ass.

That was me. *Sad, painful, serious look*

Tre: Then he found nolactoseshiterate, the new drug designed for those who can't have any milk. From any animal. *smiles broadly*

Mike: Billie is a different person now.

Billie: And I can proudly wear my Dairy Queen shirt, because now I AM the Dairy Queen *Spreads arms in dramatic effeminate fashion*

Let's get some ice cream guys!*enthusiastic child like voice*

Tre: Cool!

Mike: Yeah!

*They all get up and skip off like happy children*

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

that was bloody excellent!

I have to get a new drink now, it went out my nose.

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I'm gonna try another. I'm not that good, but I am like that half dead battery that keeps the flashlight going while you bang on it, until someone goes to the store and buys new batteries :D

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...20Day/0iup3.jpg

Tre: Hi, I'm Tre Cool. *smiles*

Billie: I'm Billie Joe Armstrong *smiles and nods*

Mike: I'm Mike Dirnt, and we're from Green Day, here to talk to you about something important.*gets serious look*

Tre: Do you suffer from Lactose intolerance? I myself don't, in fact once, I even used dog...

Mike: *interupts quickly* Millions do. The pain, the sadness of passing the ice cream shop, knowing you'll spend five dollars only to watch that wonderful sundae fly out of your butt and flush down the abyss.

Billie: Knowing you'll get horrible cramps and shits hard enough to shoot fifty feet out your ass.

That was me. *Sad, painful, serious look*

Tre: Then he found nolactoseshiterate, the new drug designed for those who can't have any milk. From any animal. *smiles broadly*

Mike: Billie is a different person now.

Billie: And I can proudly wear my Dairy Queen shirt, because now I AM the Dairy Queen *Spreads arms in dramatic effeminate fashion*

Let's get some ice cream guys!*enthusiastic child like voice*

Tre: Cool!

Mike: Yeah!

*They all get up and skip off like happy children*

That is by far one of the best captions in this thread!

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I know something like this has been done before but it needs to be done again

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Green Day are practicing for tonights show..SUDDENLY our fav bassist get hungry and pulls out a cookie from no where (Mike is a cookie magician)

Billie: Welcome to para...*sniff sniff* Cookie? *turns* COOKIE!!

Mike: *Cookie in hand* Oh shit

Billie: *Throws guitar and mic away and jumps on Mike* COOKIE!!

I want to do this one too, but I cant come up with anything

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/Joe...ie%20Joe/80.jpg

Anyone else want a go at it?

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I'm gonna try another. I'm not that good, but I am like that half dead battery that keeps the flashlight going while you bang on it, until someone goes to the store and buys new batteries :D

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z162/tr...20Day/0iup3.jpg

Tre: Hi, I'm Tre Cool. *smiles*

Billie: I'm Billie Joe Armstrong *smiles and nods*

Mike: I'm Mike Dirnt, and we're from Green Day, here to talk to you about something important.*gets serious look*

Tre: Do you suffer from Lactose intolerance? I myself don't, in fact once, I even used dog...

Mike: *interupts quickly* Millions do. The pain, the sadness of passing the ice cream shop, knowing you'll spend five dollars only to watch that wonderful sundae fly out of your butt and flush down the abyss.

Billie: Knowing you'll get horrible cramps and shits hard enough to shoot fifty feet out your ass.

That was me. *Sad, painful, serious look*

Tre: Then he found nolactoseshiterate, the new drug designed for those who can't have any milk. From any animal. *smiles broadly*

Mike: Billie is a different person now.

Billie: And I can proudly wear my Dairy Queen shirt, because now I AM the Dairy Queen *Spreads arms in dramatic effeminate fashion*

Let's get some ice cream guys!*enthusiastic child like voice*

Tre: Cool!

Mike: Yeah!

*They all get up and skip off like happy children*

Holy fucking shit! :lol: lmfao that was brilliant :lol: :lol:

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I know something like this has been done before but it needs to be done again

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/Ouc...BillieJoe25.jpg

Green Day are practicing for tonights show..SUDDENLY our fav bassist get hungry and pulls out a cookie from no where (Mike is a cookie magician)

Billie: Welcome to para...*sniff sniff* Cookie? *turns* COOKIE!!

Mike: *Cookie in hand* Oh shit

Billie: *Throws guitar and mic away and jumps on Mike* COOKIE!!

I want to do this one too, but I cant come up with anything

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/Joe...ie%20Joe/80.jpg

Anyone else want a go at it?

^ :lol: fucking brilliant :lol:

as for the other one:

fan in crowd: CAN I HAVE A COOKIE?! :woot:

billie: Fuck NO! :o :verymad: any cookie in the world is mine so I can acheive my dreams of being a fat lard!!! :shifty:

sorry, not my best :pinch:

wait! i have another shit one for that picture!!! :woot:

hehehe

Billie: *thinks* what does that sign say?

ur mother? muah-ha-ha-ha-ha?

mommy?! :o:cry:

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