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LOL!!!

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Billie: Tre look its a plane in the shape of your penis!

Tre': SWEET JESUS!

Mike: Yes, Tre? You called me?

or

TRE: hmmmm i wonder how many blue dots are in the sky....

Billie: Look closer, look closer.....

Mike: Billie i look and looked and i cant find your pizza in your ass

Billie: BIRDIE!!!!!

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^ :lol:

that 2nd one is awesome :thumbsup:

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Mike: You guys are both real light wieghts with your alcohol.

Tré: That's crazy!

Mike: Tré, you've barely taken a sip and your completely off your ass!

Tré: ............. We should push Jason down the stairs...

Mike: Billie, what are you doing?

Billie: Wow! You guys! Tré!.... Jason!...

Mike: Mike.

Billie: Ronnie! Have you seen this thing before? Look! It's so cool!

Tré: Wow.... What is it?

Billie: I don't know... I want to touch it....

Mike: Billie, that's the fire...

Billie: Oh... Is there a burn ward near here?

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^ :woot:

my god that so damn funny!!! :lol:

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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil.../bja6cg1j82.jpg

Billie zoning out:...hmmm I wonder....how do they make jean jackets?.....

didn't I leave my coffee on the counter at home?....or the oven?....hmmmm....my hairs bugging me....it keeps poking me in my eye...ow.....hey she has the same belt I do!.....nah ....it just looks the same....mines better... :mellow:

Mike: does he even know that were suppose to be playing Working Class Hero? :/

Tre': umm yeah I guess so...

Mike: then why is he strumming Knowledge on his guitar?

Tre': you asking me this question when you know I don't know the answer and you know I'll say some stupid remark that has nothing to do with what you have just asked me right?... :happy:

Mike: huh what did you say Tre?... :huh:

Tre': wow everybody's out of it besides me and Jason... :mellow:

Jason: how long to I have to play this?....it just goes on and on and on and...

Tre': scratch that just me :dry:

:lol: This one's great!

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thanks people

and nimrod-41, I cant see the pic :(

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damn it's been a while since i've posted...i'll try to do a good one. sorry if this has been done.

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Tre: Billie tell them about the time u got drunk and fucked Bush....

Billie Joe: Heheh that never happened...Tre you must be drunk heheh

Mike: What are you talking about Billie? We got it all on film!

Billie Joe: I don't know what your talking about....did you guys do lines before we came here?

Bush watching interview on TV: THAT BASTARD! AFTER THAT MEANINGFUL NIGHT HE JUST BLOWS ME OFF! THAT'S IT GAS PRICES ARE GOING UP!

not so good :pinch: let me try again

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Mike: Hey! I can hear the ocean!

Billie Joe: mines broken...i can't hear the ocean :cry:

Tre: Wow! Look at the babe.....maybe i'll get laid!

:down: blah

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g127/eas...%20day/gd86.jpg

Tre: yeah that's right we're playing on the train tracks even though our parents said not to!

Billie Joe: That's how punk we are!

Mike: OH FUCK! TRAIN! RUN!

:ermm: i just suck oh well

Edit Shadowiegirl: Remember to remove the %7Boption%7D tags if a picture is wider than 600 pixels so it does not stretch the page. Now edited.

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^ :woot:

AHAHAHA!!! :lol:

nice ones I love the railroad track one :happy:

....I wonder who Tres lookin' at in the 2nd one..... :shifty:

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AHAHAHA!!! :lol:

nice ones I love the railroad track one :happy:

....I wonder who Tres lookin' at in the 2nd one..... :shifty:

hes looking at me

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hes looking at me

or both of us you never know :P:eyebrows:

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my turn

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mike: hmmmm such a soft pillow...hmmmmmmm

billie: *thinking: i wonder if hes attempting to have sex with me?*

Tre: and you see ladies and gentleman, thats HOW green day came to be

or

Billie: MIKE! I AM NOT YOUR GENERAL!

Mike: Mommy can i have a pillow on this young mans face?

Tre: Oh say can you see by the BILLIES early eye

or

mike: billie i swear i see you

billie: no im dead its just an illusion in your mind man get over it im not alive ok?

tre: there goes mikes head...

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The thread has been brought back to Life :woot: HAHAHAHAHAHA..

I've been laughing so much I can't say a word with out cracking up at something I read :lol:

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Mike: doesn't it make you uncomfortable when people get this close to you face

*Bill grabs mikes nose*

Billie: you get that close to me again and all pull your nose off

Mike: OW OW OW OK JEZ LEGGOLEGGOLEGGO!!!!

*lets go*

Mike: damn ow that hurt...shit

Tre': what the hell are you two....oh lookie a fly...damn you fly for taking advantage of my short attention span damn you to hell!!

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^thank you :)

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Billie:Workin' Class Hero is somethin' tooo.....to.....somethin to....ummm....what were the works again Mike

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Mike so were doing a cover and you forget the words to the song... thats just...*drumstick flys passed his head* Dude what the fuck was that?!

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Tre': oops...sorry Mike...it slipped

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and nimrod-41, I cant see the pic :(

Fixed :thumbsup:

Here's another...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro.../1121048446.jpg

Tré: Everybody look at me

My name I Billie

I play guitar, I'm silly

I ain't got no willy!

I attract the ugliest guys

Girls have never cought my eyes

I like the theatre, soon I'll find

I'll be gay until I die

My name is Billie Joe

I can play guitar, you know

My name is Billie Joe

Guys are people I like to blow

Someone stop me, I'm too crazy

The world around is going hazy

I have a fetish for hot gravy

I can't get it up, I guess I'm too lazy

My name is Billie Joe

I can play guitar, you know

My name is Billie Joe

Sorry, but I've got to go!

Mike: :lol:

Billie: :mad:

Edit Shadowiegirl: Remember to remove the %7Boption%7D tags if a picture is wider than 600 pixels so it does not stretch the page. Now edited.

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You are watching TV.

Suddenly, it cuts out and this appears on your screen:

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Mike: Good evening, planet Earth. I am God. We're all fucked...

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