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Mike: (Mutters) Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.

Billie: (To cameraman): Yeah, three guys coming out of the toilets together. So fucking what? What, you think....ah, you pervert....

Tre: Whew. Just straighten up the ol' tie... ooh shit, bit of a breeze down there....*zip*.... That's better....

No offence guys, but it's funny. You're all happily married, I know. :)

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Mike: (Mutters) Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.

Billie: (To cameraman): Yeah, three guys coming out of the toilets together. So fucking what? What, you think....ah, you pervert....

Tre: Whew. Just straighten up the ol' tie... ooh shit, bit of a breeze down there....*zip*.... That's better....

No offence guys, but it's funny. You're all happily married, I know. :)

This one's great! :lol:

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Mike: (Mutters) Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.

Billie: (To cameraman): Yeah, three guys coming out of the toilets together. So fucking what? What, you think....ah, you pervert....

Tre: Whew. Just straighten up the ol' tie... ooh shit, bit of a breeze down there....*zip*.... That's better....

No offence guys, but it's funny. You're all happily married, I know. :)

haha :lol:

nice :eyebrows:

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Mike: (Mutters) Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.

Billie: (To cameraman): Yeah, three guys coming out of the toilets together. So fucking what? What, you think....ah, you pervert....

Tre: Whew. Just straighten up the ol' tie... ooh shit, bit of a breeze down there....*zip*.... That's better....

:lol:

that must have been an awkward moment

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:lol:

that must have been an awkwar moment

..and sexy :shifty::eyebrows:

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Billie: OMG!! I am so hott!!

Tre: You wanna start something beyotch!?

Mike: I really need to meet new people

gah!! that was lame :down:

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Tré: Well, I'm fucked...

Billie: Me too. Getting pictures of celebs is harder than I thought... I mean, where are people like us going to find famous celebrities?

Mike: Yeah... I guess we're doomed to fail...

Tré: Zzzzzzzz...

Billie: Oh, great! He's asleep again!

Mike: And he's on my side of the sofa...

Billie: Bastard..

Mike: Ah, if only there were a way to gt pitctures of celebs. Maybe band menbers for all we care...

Billie: Oh, well. That's never gonna happen. Let's just go pretend we've been doing work on the new album.

Mike: OK.... We should probably start doing something with that.

Billie: Nah, we'll just say it was stolen again....

Meh... Sounded better before i wrote it down.... :down:

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Billie: Shit, Mike, I know you said these Japanese hotel rooms were small, but...

Tre: Hey, shut up, shut up, look, I can see into the girls' bathroom if I just move my head like this...

Mike: (Quietly) I love you Billie....

Billie: What?

Mike: Oh nothing, nothing. (whispers) Goddammit.

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Billie: yes I'm wearin' suspenders what? Do I look funny too you! What if I sick Tre on you to beat your face in then will I still look funny!!

Tre': GGGRRRRR!!!!!

Mike:...man you really pissed Bill off today....hey whats this writing on my shirt?...I've never seen that before....

Tre': wow Mike...how did you not noticed that?...

Billie: he's blonde :happy:

Mike: Hey shut up!! My natural hair color is not blonde!!!

Tre: yeah well you hairs blonde now :D

Mike: damn you!!!

Billie: haha! :)

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Mike: *makes rap beat*

Tre: *Starts to rap* " Down in the outback in the deep red sand ridin along with my crew and sing singing along with my man Jackie Chan, oops billie hit a kangroo with frying pan, swinging my bling to grab all the chicks, fo real............ *keeps on raqpping*

Billie: *Thinks to himself "oh brother"*

Mike: Hey Billie do I look PIMP enough?

Tre: what about me?

Bilie: sure sure, mike you look pimp and tre you look gangsta :rolleyes:

Billie: face it tre, you suck at rapping.

Tre: :cry:

Mike: I hate to tell this tre but bilie's right.

Tre: :mad: ah screw you bitches, your just jealous cause you cant rap like me.

I know it lame :down: it went better in my head.

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Billie: Shit, Mike, I know you said these Japanese hotel rooms were small, but...

Tre: Hey, shut up, shut up, look, I can see into the girls' bathroom if I just move my head like this...

Mike: (Quietly) I love you Billie....

Billie: What?

Mike: Oh nothing, nothing. (whispers) Goddammit.

hilarious

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Billie: Shit, Mike, I know you said these Japanese hotel rooms were small, but...

Tre: Hey, shut up, shut up, look, I can see into the girls' bathroom if I just move my head like this...

Mike: (Quietly) I love you Billie....

Billie: What?

Mike: Oh nothing, nothing. (whispers) Goddammit.

That's probably the best one yet

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I shall...

*fan gives Billie some candy*

Billie: why thank you... *eats*

* sings* On Hollidaaaaaayyyooooooh Shit! sour sour SOUR!!!!...AAHHH DAMN IT!! HAAAA!!

Mike: ....wow...

Tre': I don't think Bill like sour candy

Mike : no duh captian obvious

Billie: *quivering on the ground*....ssssoooouuuurrrr!!!! Make it go away

Mike: just spit it out you asshole!!!

Billie: *spits it out* Thanks Mike!! :woot: I love you! :P

Crowd: awww

Mike: phf :dry:

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I shall...

*fan gives Billie some candy*

Billie: why thank you... *eats*

* sings* On Hollidaaaaaayyyooooooh Shit! sour sour SOUR!!!!...AAHHH DAMN IT!! HAAAA!!

Mike: ....wow...

Tre': I don't think Bill like sour candy

Mike : no duh captian obvious

Billie: *quivering on the ground*....ssssoooouuuurrrr!!!! Make it go away

Mike: just spit it out you asshole!!!

Billie: *spits it out* Thanks Mike!! :woot: I love you! :P

Crowd: awww

Mike: phf :dry:

:lol: that one rokks

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my turn.....

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Tre: Come here little girl.....

Mike: We don't bite....hard...

Billie Joe thinking: I wonder if people relize it was us that gave the priests a bad name....

blah :down: sounded better in my head...

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