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Mike: I HAVE A BASS & I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

:down: blah

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Mike: Back off bitch!

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Mike: YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Billie Joe: Calm down Mike...

Mike: BUT THEY CALLED ME A SHITTY BASSIST!

Billie Joe: *talking to person that insulted Mike* You better start running i can only hold him back for another 10 seconds....go

Tre: Here we go again....

:pinch: oh i suck

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Mike: YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Billie Joe: Calm down Mike...

Mike: BUT THEY CALLED ME A SHITTY BASSIST!

Billie Joe: *talking to person that insulted Mike* You better start running i can only hold him back for another 10 seconds....go

Tre: Here we go again....

:pinch: oh i suck

I loved that :lol: and I really like Tre's expression in that pic. :thumbsup:

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I love this pic, so here ya go:

http://www.thenetworkband.com/2/5.jpg

Jason: Um.....Bill?

Billie: Yeah, man?

Jason: I think you're getting a little too dedicated to your work.

Billie: How do you figure?

Jason: Well, your pants are falling down......you're workin on a plumber's crack *stares at Billie's plaid boxers* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WEAR PLAID BOXERS!

Billie: NO! Adie picked them out! GAH!

I love it! :lol:

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Billie:NO TRE'! STOP!!!!

Mike:"TRE! YOUR SUPOSSED TO DISTROY THE SET AFTER WERE DONE PLAYING,NOT BEFORE!

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Billie: ... Um... E... A.. D... Yeah... Tré, has your new drum kit arived yet? We go on in 10 minutes.

Tré: (Stuggling with something) They accidently delivered a cage of lions instead of the drum kit! Help me! I can't hold them off forever!

Billie: Haha, very funny... Stop foolin' around and get the drums set up.

Tré: I'm not foolin' around! I'm trying to hold off the lions! Help me!

Billie: No can do... Too busy, dude. E... F.... D...

Tré: Fine! Mike! Help me!

Mike: Can't. I'm trying to remember Longview... I know it's something like this..... What are the words again?

Tré: Why wont you guys help me! These lions could kill me!

Mike: Ask the Jason's. I think they've fought lions before.

Tré: Where are they?

Mike: Beats me...There's never a Jason around when you need one...

Tré: AGH! The lions are eating my hands!

Billie: They'll be here when the show starts. They like to feast on the flesh of fans bofore the show.

Mike: ... That's fucked up....

Tré: You stupid lion bastards! I'll teach you to eat my hand!

Billie: ...... And that's not?

meh.... not that good... oh well...

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Billie:mmmy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard mine like is better then yours Damn right its better then yours I could teach ya but I'd have ta charge!

Mike: Oh my god Billie are you drunk?!

Billie: just a *hic* little...

Tre': *hums along to the song*

Mike: Oh god not you too!!

Tre': Yeah I sure aaaahhhhh!! *falls off seat*...*sands up* I am OK! now to find out where to put...the ...broccoli...*faints*

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why thank you. :D ..

I thought that song would be very fitting for a drunk Billie :thumbsup:

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^ can't stop laughing at caption :lol:

nimrod-41, yours kick ass! Hahahaha! :lol:

^^Thanks! :happy:

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Mike: Um... Guys?

Billie: Yeah?

Mike: I think I just broke the award... The flag just came off...

Billie: Oh, God. We are in so much trouble.

Tré: What's happened?

Billie: Mike broke the award!

Mike: I didn't mean to!

Billie: :cry: I really wanted this award! And now it's broken! And I'm gonna get grounded!

Mike: Calm down, Billie. You're making a scene.

Tré: Yeah. Don't worry, big guy. We can fix it...

Tré puts his arm around Billie.

Tré: There's no use crying over spilt milk.

Billie: Someone spilt milk?! :cry:

Camera man: :huh: ...... So punk is dead...

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Billie: Yeah, I'm waiting for this punk band, Green Day their name is I think...I heard they suck live

My band is ssssoooo much better *laughs* :D

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^^Thanks! :happy:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro...n_sd1007017.jpg

Mike: Um... Guys?

Billie: Yeah?

Mike: I think I just broke the award... The flag just came off...

Billie: Oh, God. We are in so much trouble.

Tré: What's happened?

Billie: Mike broke the award!

Mike: I didn't mean to!

Billie: :cry: I really wanted this award! And now it's broken! And I'm gonna get grounded!

Mike: Calm down, Billie. You're making a scene.

Tré: Yeah. Don't worry, big guy. We can fix it...

Tré puts his arm around Billie.

Tré: There's no use crying over spilt milk.

Billie: Someone spilt milk?! :cry:

Camera man: :huh: ...... So punk is dead...

Once again, KICKASS! :lol:

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Billie: Ok who the fuck threw this at me?! Was it you over there?! Get you ass up here so I can break your other damn leg!!

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Billie: Oh my god! Check this out!

Mike: Tre! You asshole! I told you those were personal!

Sounded better in my head

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Billie:WOW

Tre: Oh my.

Mike: Yeah baby :eyebrows:

ALL: OMFG its john lennon porn, john lennon porn. :shifty:

*tepe player that goes along with book* Turn the page.

Billie :more john lennon porn:woot:

Mike & tre: Nice ass lennon's got there he has.

Billie: I Rip these picutue out of john lennon porn and hang them up in our bedroom when adie isnt looking.

Adie (not seen in pic)BILLiE JOE ARMSTRONG! How dare you, you little asshole , I thought you loved me, we're through! GOODBYE! * stomps out, and slams door behind her

Billie AH fuck, I gotta to be more careful. :thumbsup:

Mike and tre: GREAT, just great you lost your wife, for being stupid now pay the price! :rolleyes:

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Billie:WOW

Tre: Oh my.

Mike: Yeah baby :eyebrows:

ALL: OMFG its john lennon porn, john lennon porn. :shifty:

*tepe player that goes along with book* Turn the page.

Billie :more john lennon porn:woot:

Mike & tre: Nice ass lennon's got there he has.

Billie: I Rip these picutue out of john lennon porn and hang them up in our bedroom when adie isnt looking.

Adie (not seen in pic)BILLiE JOE ARMSTRONG! How dare you, you little asshole , I thought you loved me, we're through! GOODBYE! * stomps out, and slams door behind her

Billie AH fuck, I gotta to be more careful. :thumbsup:

Mike and tre: GREAT, just great you lost your wife, for being stupid now pay the price! :rolleyes:

omg!!

I love that one

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