~Just a Girl~ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I haven't done any of these in ages so I did a few:http://brits.co.uk/news/2006-01-24/23:14/Green_Day300.jpgBillie: Oh, God! My mouth is so dry! I shouldn't have had a salt eating contest with Tré before we came on!http://www.echobeachband.com/2005grammy_greenday.jpgDude: Mwahaha! Now that I have kidnapped Mike, I can steal the award from Green Day and sell it on eBay! Thus completing my rediculously retarded plan!Billie: Tré, I'm worried about Mike. He doesn't seem to be himself and he keeps laughing evily.Tré: .... Wouldn't it be cool if we were all chickens!http://www.epiphone.com/images/N_billiejoeASCAP.jpgMan: Thank you for signing the guitar, Billie. But if you don't give it back we can't sell it to raise money for charity.Billie: It's mine...Man: Just give it back!Billie: No, it's mine! I don't care about charity!Man: How about if we give you this piece of paper?Billie: Ooooh... Paper....http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1434outcome3.jpgTré: I am the salt eating champion!Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farley drexel hatcher Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Tre: Billie, can I have some now?Billie: ... no --sorry lol, it's just the first thing that came to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 why thank you http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f22/TreC...andsomedude.jpgTre': So where are we gonna do it....Johnny: I know this great place thats just down the street from....Billie: Tre'!! Johnny!!! What the hell!!Johnny Oh shit busted!!Tre': well you could come with too if you want too...Johnny: yeah....Billie: ..Ok sure...Mike: what the hell are you guys talking about?...Tre'; Oh Johnny knows where the greatest place to eat is and he was gonna show meBillie: what I thought you ment that you two were..Tre and Johnny: WHAT!? GOD!! FUCK NO!!! EWWW BILLIE!!Billie: well uh...umm....Mike: haha ...jokes on you Bill Billie: shut the fuck up that one rokks big time :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/lefty1987/cap9.jpgTre: Billie, can I have some now?Billie: ... no --sorry lol, it's just the first thing that came to me^no I like it...in fact I think I might add on to it...Tre': but I want some!!!!Billie: I said no..Tre': Oh come on you stole that from me when I went to the bathroom!!Billie: well, it was sitting there in plain sight and it was unopenedTre': So you do admit to stealing it!! GIVE IT BACK!!!Billie: NEVER!!!Mike : you guy cut it out before you...Billie: Ok you want your pop you fucking whiny bitch!! here!!! *chucks pop can at Tre'..it dumps into Mikes lap*Mike: ....you spill pop on me...Tre and Billie: hahaha!!Billie you looked like you pissed yourself!!Mike: No fucking duh!!...I'm gonna go take a shower before my penis starts sticking to my leg...Tre': I know that feeling...Mike and Billie: Tre': :...let me explain..Billie and Mike: no no no no no!!! *runs out of room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n o n a m e* Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w281/lefty1987/cap9.jpgTre: Billie, can I have some now?Billie: ... no --sorry lol, it's just the first thing that came to mePMPWROTFL!! (peeing my pants while rolling on the floor laughing xD) *tries to breathe* why i found that so funny, i have no idea. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 http://www.epiphone.com/images/N_billiejoeASCAP.jpgMan: Thank you for signing the guitar, Billie. But if you don't give it back we can't sell it to raise money for charity.Billie: It's mine...Man: Just give it back!Billie: No, it's mine! I don't care about charity!Man: How about if we give you this piece of paper?Billie: Ooooh... Paper....That one's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.cattered Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away**Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away**five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie......sorry it's a bit long...Haha that was fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Mike: Hm.. Tastes like I might die...Billie: You're not supposed to eat it.Mike: ...... Oh.Tré: (To girl photographer) Hey, you want some more intamite pictures?.. I'll give you the award for a good time (Bites the air in a kinky way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 http://cweek.mysite4now.com/uploadimages/p...6_Greenday2.jpgMike: Hm.. Tastes like I might die...Billie: You're not supposed to eat it.Mike: ...... Oh.Tré: (To girl photographer) Hey, you want some more intamite pictures?.. I'll give you the award for a good time (Bites the air in a kinky way)haha I love it...especially what Tre says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack666 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 thats mike..? o.OHaha, that's not Mike. It's some random guy BJ picked up to the stage to kiss n cuddle Btw, some of you guys are really good at this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...autiful/555.jpgMike: Oh shit the fans aren't leaving..what do we do?....Tre': phf...hell if I know....Billie: hey I have an idea....Oh My god you guys check it out its an airplane!!!!*crowd turns around while all the guys run off stage*Guy in crowd: hey were the fuck did they go?! That's great! Billie: So, guys. What should we play next? How about She's A Rebel? Or maybe Armitage Shanks! Ooh! I know! Let's play Homecoming! What do you think, Mike?Mike: ... I really don't care...Billie: Um.. OK.. Tré, do you want to play Dominated Love Slave?Tré: Just a sec. Let me finish my sandwitch. Billie: How are you hungry? We went to an all-you-can-eat buffet earlier.Tré: All-you-can-eat, my ass!Mike: Billie, how come you get more stings than me?... Billie: Because you play bass.Mike: That's not fair at all... Billie: You chose to play bass.Tré: Mmm... Peanut butter and M&M's...Dude in crowd: Get on with it!Mike: ....... This is a terrible Birthday....... meh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 ^ I liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 ^^ I am shaking with silent laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 That's great! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/photo18.jpgBillie: So, guys. What should we play next? How about She's A Rebel? Or maybe Armitage Shanks! Ooh! I know! Let's play Homecoming! What do you think, Mike?Mike: ... I really don't care...Billie: Um.. OK.. Tré, do you want to play Dominated Love Slave?Tré: Just a sec. Let me finish my sandwitch. Billie: How are you hungry? We went to an all-you-can-eat buffet earlier.Tré: All-you-can-eat, my ass!Mike: Billie, how come you get more stings than me?... Billie: Because you play bass.Mike: That's not fair at all... Billie: You chose to play bass.Tré: Mmm... Peanut butter and M&M's...Dude in crowd: Get on with it!Mike: ....... This is a terrible Birthday....... meh..that one's the best caption ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.cattered Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 ^ Amen to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 thanks everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagged Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 photographer: okay, get with your respectable bands..(to Bille) where do you belong?Tre: he belongs to mepg to billie : are you with the spikey haired guys?Mike: he knows nothing..nothing...interesting..pg: what about the flat haired dude?Billie: you know what, fuck this, fuck it...I need new hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Mike: Hey, everyone!Tré: Aww! You guys got drunk without me again!Billie: Look! Is Tré!Mike: Yay!Billie: We gots an award!Tré: Really?Billie: It was just sitting there in Justin Timberlake's dressing room!Tré: You stole it?!Mike: Yay!Tré: You have to take it back!Billie: Relax, Tré Cool! Haha! You're name's Tré Cool! That's like treacle!Mike: Treacle!Tré: Come on guys, I'm serious! Take the globe shapped award back to Justin Timberlake! I know we deserve it more than that shit head, but that doesn't mean we can steal it!Mike: Globe shapped?! HA!Billie: I hear a song coming on!Mike: Hahaha... You said coming!Tré: That's sick!Mike: I got the whole wide world in my hand! I got the whole world in my hand!... Everybody now!Tré: ... Ah, what the hell!All: Mike's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the the whole world in his hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 ^ Fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elisa Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4098...enday_getty.jpgMike: Hey, everyone!Tré: Aww! You guys got drunk without me again!Billie: Look! Is Tré!Mike: Yay!Billie: We gots an award!Tré: Really?Billie: It was just sitting there in Justin Timberlake's dressing room!Tré: You stole it?!Mike: Yay!Tré: You have to take it back!Billie: Relax, Tré Cool! Haha! You're name's Tré Cool! That's like treacle!Mike: Treacle!Tré: Come on guys, I'm serious! Take the globe shapped award back to Justin Timberlake! I know we deserve it more than that shit head, but that doesn't mean we can steal it!Mike: Globe shapped?! HA!Billie: I hear a song coming on!Mike: Hahaha... You said coming!Tré: That's sick!Mike: I got the whole wide world in my hand! I got the whole world in my hand!... Everybody now!Tré: ... Ah, what the hell!All: Mike's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the the whole world in his hand! http://www.epiphone.com/images/N_billiejoeASCAP.jpgMan: Thank you for signing the guitar, Billie. But if you don't give it back we can't sell it to raise money for charity.Billie: It's mine...Man: Just give it back!Billie: No, it's mine! I don't care about charity!Man: How about if we give you this piece of paper?Billie: Ooooh... Paper....that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 thanks. glad people like themI'm gonna do another cuz I'm boring and have no life. These 3 all go together...Tré: (Thinking) Oh my God. I just got the best idea ever!... I could drum with my penis!23 SECONDS LATER...Tré: AGH! FUCK YEAH!Billie: .... What the hell is he doing?...Mike: (Not in picture) I don't know. But whatever it is, I wanna try it!And this one's just random on its own cuz I thought it ws funny You have to squint to see it the way I did...Doctor: Congratulations, Billie Joe. It's a bassist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farley drexel hatcher Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 lol i always think that when i see that picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh no...it's the...BULLWINKLE! Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 damn it's been so long since i posted....i shall tryBillie Joe: Tre...what are you doing?Tre: This is my Lance Bass impersionation....Mike thinking: why am i not the sexy one *becomes bitter towards Billie Joe* :down: blahMike:...like this?Billie Joe: No..they have to be spread like thisTre: AHHHH! I ONLY HAVE ONE HAND!Billie Joe: Hold the other one up Tre Tre: ohhhh... ahhh i suckBillie Joe: ahhh...Tre that feels goodTre thinking: SCORE!Mike thinking: Oh shit..this is the end of my streight life isn't it?!? ok i'm gonna stop posteing to spare you all from my sucky-ness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/photo14.jpgDoctor: Congratulations, Billie Joe. It's a bassist!that caption fits perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.cattered Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Mike: Hey, everyone!Tré: Aww! You guys got drunk without me again!Billie: Look! Is Tré!Mike: Yay!Billie: We gots an award!Tré: Really?Billie: It was just sitting there in Justin Timberlake's dressing room!Tré: You stole it?!Mike: Yay!Tré: You have to take it back!Billie: Relax, Tré Cool! Haha! You're name's Tré Cool! That's like treacle!Mike: Treacle!Tré: Come on guys, I'm serious! Take the globe shapped award back to Justin Timberlake! I know we deserve it more than that shit head, but that doesn't mean we can steal it!Mike: Globe shapped?! HA!Billie: I hear a song coming on!Mike: Hahaha... You said coming!Tré: That's sick!Mike: I got the whole wide world in my hand! I got the whole world in my hand!... Everybody now!Tré: ... Ah, what the hell!All: Mike's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the whole wide world in his hand! He's got the the whole world in his hand!^ That was classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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