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Bono: *pain* aaaaaaauuuch you mother fucker gdfjgdfhsjkgsdjkbgdsjk

Billie: *evil laugh* ahahaha YOU DONT HAVE A DICK ANYMORE

ew i suck

outch :pinch::P

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Bono - Hey smell my breath.

Billie - No smell mine.

Photographer - That's it guys, love the anger.

Billie and Bono turn to Photographer and give weird looks

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Bono - So this is the album cover?

Billie - Or an ad for tic tacs

Shut up, I know it's lame :bored:

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^ :lol:

that was pretty good :wink:

I concur with that statement :thumbsup:

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Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..

Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...

Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*

Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...

Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....

Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...

Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away*

*Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*

Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!

Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!

Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*

Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away*

*five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*

Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie...

...sorry it's a bit long...

And she does it again. :P That one ruled.

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I'll try this one

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Billie: I would like to thank all you peop... Ummm

Mike: Yeah !!!!

Tre': WTF! Only I can do that to billie! Mike your so dead

Not that great :down:

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damn i haven't posted in a while...ok well here it goes

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Billie Joe: What do you want to do?

Mike: I dunno what do you want to do?

Billie Joe: I dunno that's why i asked you.

Tre: Wanna go watch those monkeys have oral sex?

Mike: We did that yesterday.

Tre: oh yeah

Billie Joe: What do you wanna do?

:down: blah i suck

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Mike: Tre....we've had this conversation before...you have to share Billie Joe with other people...

Tre: NO! HE'S MINE!

Billie Joe thinking: I feel so loved

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Tre: I feel left out :cry:

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Tre': I am now the magic Tre Genie I shall grant you one wish Billie now what shall it be

Biilie: hmm lets see my wish would be...for you to quit fucking around Tre' and play your fucking drums goddamit!!!!

Tre': I am so sorry Bill but I cannot comply...that was two wishes....

Billie:....just play you fucktard...

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Tre': Ok then now to find some random chick to make out with..*stands up and looks around*

hmmm lets see..too fat...too skinny...too sissy....too girly...ah Perfect...oh...wait...thats a guy....eh fuck it......*walks over*

Billie: Dude check out Tre'...he's frenching that guy over there!!

Mike: damn!! ......Ok I know whats gonna happen next..

Billie: ...and....down Tre' goes...oooo..that punch looked like it hurt...

Mike: I'll go get him...

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Tre': AHH ITS THAT SPIDER AGAIN!!! DIE!!!! DIE YOU FOUL CREATURE!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME AND DIE ALREADY!! AAAHHH!!!!

Billie: well this has been the most entertainment I've had all day

Mike:..yep I agree...

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http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/nim...y06004_0002.jpg

Tre': Ok then now to find some random chick to make out with..*stands up and looks around*

hmmm lets see..too fat...too skinny...too sissy....too girly...ah Perfect...oh...wait...thats a guy....eh fuck it......*walks over*

Billie: Dude check out Tre'...he's frenching that guy over there!!

Mike: damn!! ......Ok I know whats gonna happen next..

Billie: ...and....down Tre' goes...oooo..that punch looked like it hurt...

Mike: I'll go get him...

:lol:

I love that one

....poor tre

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I feel special :happy:

(yeah eveytime I see Tre in that second picture..I feel so bad fo him....he looks so lonely... :cry: )

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^you're a genious and i love you :lol:

and tre does look so alone. too bad i wasn't there :shifty:

oo I'm loved too :happy:

yeah I would also have loved too sit next to him... :eyebrows:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f22/TreC...iltonkeynes.jpg

Billie: *wolf whistle* TAKE IT OFF!!!! ow ow!!! :woot:

Tre': Billie...I'm just taking off my jacket....

Billie: :mellow: ...well, take it off!!!!... :woot:

Tre: :rolleyes: phf....

Mike: hey Tre'...I would recommend that you take that jacket off faster because Billies going to...

*Billie jumps Tre'*

Billie: rawr.. :eyebrows:

Tre': AHH!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! :blink:

Mike: oh dear...

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^Thank you guys :lol:

I love that picture :wub:

it's sexy :eyebrows:

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http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f22/TreC...iltonkeynes.jpg

Billie: *wolf whistle* TAKE IT OFF!!!! ow ow!!! :woot:

Tre': Billie...I'm just taking off my jacket....

Billie: :mellow: ...well, take it off!!!!... :woot:

Tre: :rolleyes: phf....

Mike: hey Tre'...I would recommend that you take that jacket off faster because Billies going to...

*Billie jumps Tre'*

Billie: rawr.. :eyebrows:

Tre': AHH!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! :blink:

Mike: oh dear...

:lol:

I love that one

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thank you again... :happy:

...now off I go picture scavenging...

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Mike soon found out, you should never picture google yourself

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*this actually came up when my friend and I picture googled Mike Dirnt*

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