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Billie: Oh great tre's sing that bitchy song again.

Tre: omg what happen to my pretty voice :cry:

Billie: yeah it pretty bad :down:

Mike: See I told you, you shouldnt have eaten that cat shit for breakfeast yesterday.

mmm it sucks.

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*The guys are on an infommercial*

Billie: Hi. I'm Billie Joe Armstrong. You may know me, Mike and Tre from the band Green Day. We are here to help people who have been posessed by Taylor Hicks.....sadly, Tre as become one of the 4 or 5 to be posessed by Taylor Hicks.

Tre: WOOOOOOOOOO! Soul Patroooooooool!!

Mike: ........yeah. Anyway, we only hope you can find it in your hearts to help us in the effort to save those people from throwing their backs out from dancing crazy and dying their hair grey. Thank you for watching and helping the cause.

Tre: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I love Taylor, but I just had to do it. Tre just has that look on his face that Taylor has when he does the wooooo...lol.

for those who don't know Taylor, he won American Idol last year.....

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^^

lol. good one soulpunk9

I don't know who Taylor Hicks is but it was still funny :P

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Tré: OK. This will be the logo for our new album!

Billie: ... Isn't it a bit similar to the last album?

Tré: In what way?

Billie: Well, all you've really done is taken away the hand.

Tré: .... What hand?

Billie: The hand that is holding the grenade on the cover of American Idiot!

Tré: .... And what's American Idiot?

Billie: You're kidding, right?....

Mike: It was our biggest album ever! We made millions of dollars from it! It led us to do our biggest world tour ever!.... TEENIES!...... We listened to it in the car on the way here!

Tré: Sorry, doesn't ring a bell... So, what do you think?

Billie: I think you're an idiot...

Mike: Ha, an American Idiot!

Tré: .... I don't get it...

Mike: Neither do I...

Billie: Anyway, yeah, that logo will do. Just stick a few old tracks on the CD with different names and put it out in the shops. There's another cheap million for us!

Mike: Good thinking!

Tré: Oh, I see it now... It does look a bit like American Idiot.

Billie: ... It's fine.

Tré: Nah, I think I can do better...

Mike: You really are a basket case! Ha! Get it? That song that made us famous!

Tré: ... Huh?

Billie: ...... Maybe I should go solo...

Sorry, that just kept on going.... I'm half asleep so it probably doesn't make sence/isn't funny/is pointless in every way....

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That was great Monica :thumbsup:

AH!! STALKER!!! YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!! :blink::P

...I just though of another one....

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*Tre' starts singing I'm bringin' sexy back*

Billie: Oh jesus christ not this shit again...

Mike: *sighs* damnit

Billie: Tre' ...stop singing that you fucking damn white bastard...

Tre': *pauses* Thank you I truly apreciate that complament but nope... *continues*

Billie: How the hell are we gonna shut him up?

Mike: hmmm...

*Out of nowhere he punches Tre' in the crotch*

*Tre' squeaks and falls over on to the ground wincing in pain*

Tre': AH!....SHIT....FUCKING AHH!!!

Mike: thats how we're going to shut him up..

Billie: Thanks Mike I owe you one...

Billie and Mike whistle while walking away...

*Tre' stumbles up*

Tre': I'll get you assholes!!....as soon as I make sure that nothing is broken...*walks away*...ow...ow...ow...

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Mike: YES! I made it to the beach First! HAHA Eat it I win whores!!!! :woot:

*looks at Billie* speaking of whores why are you being such a camera whore?

Billie: *gay voice* Because I'm so super sexy

Mike: pfh :rolleyes:

Tre': OH SHIT! how did that get there! :blink:

...or...

Mike: Haha I got here first nah nah!! :P

Billie: You know what? your just jealous of my sexiness Mike...

Mike: that didn't have anything to do with what I was talking about :mellow:

Tre': Damn you Billie! :mad:

Billie: what?

Tre': you gave me a fucking boner....again.....

Billie: oops....sorry Tre' :happy: ......I just have that effect on guys :eyebrows:

Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the %7Boption%7D tags when pictures are wider than 600 pixels. Now edited.

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theese sucks but I decided to try doing a caption :down: The 1rst caption is on the picture

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I know it sucks :/

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/Bro...0Day/photo3.jpg

Billie: So how tall is Bono like this :/

The Edge: No He's like this tall :ermm:

Billie: No He's not He's like this tall :mad:

The Edge: No I think he's like this tall I'm in the band i know how tall He is I've been standing behind him for ever it seems! :blink:

Billie; No He is nowhere near as tall as me

The Edge: I'm not argueing over how tall Bono is besides he is this tall

Billie: Well I'm still .... Prettier than him *cuagh*and taller *cuagh*

The Edge : Just forget how tall he is It doesn't matter even tho He is this tall

Tre out of picure: Not agian why does Billie have to prove his supieriority over everyone !

Mike out of picture: but he hasn't proven anything over us !

tre: .... :blink: yes he has He proved He isn't as lazy

Mike: How :blink:

Tre: Everytime He meets some one proves His is supieriority

Mike: since when do you use the the word Supierior

Tre: Well.. I have a vast vocabulary but if I show how smart I really am then I'm afraid of what Billie will Do to me! and won't let me forget it

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/Bro...0Day/photo4.jpg

Billie: I'm telling you He is this tall

The Edge No he's not

Billie: give it up you know i'm right

The Edge: NO

Billie: yes

The Edge: NO

Billie Come on Yes

The edge: Dude NO already

Billie: I'm going to kick you ass

The edge: I mean I know your right sorry Billie! :blink:

Billie: That's what I thought :D

Mike: I see your point Tre

Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the %7Boption%7D tags when pictures are wider than 600 pixels. Now edited.

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Mrs.ArmstrongorDirntorTre'Cool those captian the (last ones) are funny as hell. :lol: Nicely done

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Billie: Dude! I can't fucking hear you!

Bono: I said, USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE!!

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Tre: Nobody escape the Tre!! The Tre gonna eat you and chop you up with drum stick!!

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Tre: You like my furry dice!!! Say it!!!!

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Mrs.ArmstrongorDirntorTre'Cool those captian the (last ones) are funny as hell. :lol: Nicely done

hey Thanks :D I didn't really know what to think they were my first :thumbsup:

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TRL dude: Tre you just won a new bike.

Tre: OMG! Oh BOY OH BOY I can't believe it and I've got my crop whip with me so I can make Billie and Mike pull me OH BOY!!!!!!

Mike*Thinking*: I remember last time I rode a bike... with billie

Billie: I know what Mikes thinking about and that was the funnest thing I had ever done with a bike ..... and Mike.

it's not that great I jinxed myself!

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^^ Hilarious, but the picture stretches the page. Maybe you should edit it and take out the IMG tags....

just sayin before an admin does... :D

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Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..

Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...

Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*

Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...

Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....

Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...

Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away*

*Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*

Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!

Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!

Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*

Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away*

*five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*

Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie...

...sorry it's a bit long...

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^^ Hilarious, but the picture stretches the page. Maybe you should edit it and take out the IMG tags....

just sayin before an admin does... :D

Thanks :thumbsup:

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Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..

Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...

Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*

Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...

Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....

Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...

Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away*

*Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*

Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!

Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!

Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*

Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away*

*five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*

Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie...

...sorry it's a bit long...

that was hularious :lol:

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http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/po...l0311060sc5.jpg

Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..

Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...

Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*

Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...

Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....

Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...

Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away*

*Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*

Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!

Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!

Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*

Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away*

*five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*

Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie...

...sorry it's a bit long...

:lol: I like how you all make Tré seem so retarded :lol:

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^ haha seriously...why is tre the dumb one? :(

;p; but ^^ that was fucking hilarious

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UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! you have split my side lol lol that owns.

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Thank you people

I'm sorry, Tre' was the only one left to play the retarded part but I really don't think that Tre's like that... In fact I think he's sweet :wub: , Sorry if you guys are sad about it :cry:

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Bono: *pain* aaaaaaauuuch you mother fucker gdfjgdfhsjkgsdjkbgdsjk

Billie: *evil laugh* ahahaha YOU DONT HAVE A DICK ANYMORE

ew i suck

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TRL dude: Tre you just won a new bike.

Tre: OMG! Oh BOY OH BOY I can't believe it and I've got my crop whip with me so I can make Billie and Mike pull me OH BOY!!!!!!

Mike*Thinking*: I remember last time I rode a bike... with billie

Billie: I know what Mikes thinking about and that was the funnest thing I had ever done with a bike ..... and Mike.

it's not that great I jinxed myself!

cute :wub:

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/po...l0311060sc5.jpg

Billie: GIMME MY COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I DON'T HAVE YOUR COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!!

Bono: I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN ASS COOKIE!!!

Billie: YES YOU DO NOW HAND IT OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mike: ...fuck...not the cookie argument..again..

Tre': haha...Billie's taller that Bono...

Mike: ...Bill's wearing his platform shoes see?...*points at them*

Tre': Oh...haha Billies short...

Mike:...why do I even bother talking to you....

Tre': becuase I am the only person standing here and I am you best friend...

Mike:.....Ok then....*walks away*

*Tre' shrugs and continues watching Bono and Billie fight*

Billie: I KNOW YOU HAVE MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE!!!

Bono: FOR THE LAST TIME BILLIE!! I..DO..NOT..HAVE..YOUR..COOKIE!!!

Billie:...YES YOU....oh...wait...I already ate it...never mind...*skips off*

Bono: MY GOD YOUR A FREAKIN' MORON!! AHH!!! *stomps away*

*five minutes later Tre' is still sitting there*

Tre':....haha...Billie ate the cookie...

...sorry it's a bit long...

wow :mellow:

all that for a cookie

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