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Tre': AAAHHH!! IT'S A SPIDER!! KILL IT KILL IT!!! :blink:

*Chucks drum at it*

Billlie: Great Tre' Just wonderful! You know thats coming out of your pay right? :dry:

Tre': I get paid? :huh:

Mike: shhh! shut up Billie :mad:

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^ :lol:

sounds like something Billie would do :D

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http://info.detnews.com/dn/pix/2005/09/12/greenday.jpg

Narrator: And so, Green Day played as the Titanic sank... True story...

Billie: City of the damned. Lost children with-- AGH! Shit! We're going down!

Mike: With my last breath, I curse Ronnie Blake!

Ronnie: HEY!

Narrator: .... This was not a true story...

:lol:

that one kikked ass ;]

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Bahahaha. I love this thread. <3

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Tre: *throws drumstick at Billie's leg* :whistling:

Billie: OWW! God! Which one of you threw.... :mellow: ....wait.... :dry: this is a drumstick.....TRE! :mad:

Mike: Oooooh, Tre, you're gonna get it now.....

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:lol: i disagree! you're hilarious :happy:

Really?... Thanks! :)

Here's a few more then:

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Billie: Oh, no! The lady who dresses me put my tie on the wrong way round! That's it! I cannot work under these conditions! I quit! You can just take this job and stuff it!

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Billie: ... What the..? Nikelodeon?! I thought this was a real award! I'm not doing some kids thing! Everyone stay back! I have hostages!

Joey: Daddy, what are you doing?

Billie: Shut up or I'll waste one of you!

Adie: Billie, hunny, calm down.. You're getting a bit carried away...

Billie: Am I?.. AM I?!!?!... OK, Kids. Let's just all of us keep walking and everyone wins and everyone lives...

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Billie: I am not a crook!

Mike: Oh my God! Billie's lieing! We just stole this award together!

Tré: Hahaha.... Nixon..

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Tre': AAAHHH!! IT'S A SPIDER!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!

*Chucks drum at it*

Billlie: Great Tre' Just wonderful! You know thats coming out of your pay right?

Tre': I get paid?

Mike: shhh! shut up Billie

LMAO!!! I loved that one, if I could give you Karma I would.

And I can just picture Tre's expression like that! :lol:

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^Thank yeesh! :P

Tre' noticed the shirt Billies wearing...

Tre': WHAT WHAT THE FUCK?! How do you not know who I am! I have been in the band with you for like 13 years AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!!

Billie: ..It's just a shirt...

Tre': *didn't hear him* so your telling me you haven't noticed the guy sitting behind you playing the drums for 13 fucking years!!!!..*keeps ranting on*

Mike and Billie: TRE!!!

Tre': WWHHHAATT!!

Mike and Billie: IT'S JUST A DAMN SHIRT!!

Tre': *stops and thinks*...Oh ok...*skips away*

Mike: I told you not to wear that!

Billie: Yeah I should have seen that coming

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Billie: ... There... I finally did it.. It took me three weeks without sleep or food or anything i need to stay alive, but it's done... The most extreme piece of music memorabelia ever!

Tré runs in the room.

Tré: Oh God, I really need to pee!

Billie: NOOO!!!! MY MASTERPIECE!!!

Tré: .... It's a truck stop mens room urinal, dude...

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^^

Thanks! :D

I'm gonna do some more 'cause I'm bored as hell... :)

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*BOOM!!*

Billie: What the hell was that?!

Tré: Holy fuck! Mike just exploded! I can't watch!

OR...

*BOOM!!*

Tré: AGH! Sneezing gas!

Billie: *Sneeze!*

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Billie: (Silly voice) Look at me! I'm Jason White! Lalala! I wasn't in Green Day from the beggining but I still play with them!

Mike & Tré: :lol::lol:

Billie: (Silly voice) I play dominoes and bingo and I touch myself!... I have no friends!

Mike & Tré: LMFAO!

Mike: ... Ah... It's funny because it's true....

Jason: (watching the others on TV) :mad: Bastards!........ Oh wait.... It's all true... :(

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:lol::lol::lol: Great ones ladies, keep them coming cause you all are making me laugh!

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*Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

Billie: Oh god, sorry guys I couldn't hold it in.

Tre: :verymad: God, Billie couldn't you have waited till after we finished the set! GODDAMIT! :wacko:

Mike: :ermm:

Billie: Sorry. :/

LOL, sorry it sucks but you ladies are much better at this.

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Aidy: Billie...not here in public... :unsure:

Billie Joe: Aww come on...the press loves it when me and Tre do it

Aidy: WHAT?!? :blink:

:down: sorry

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http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/..._1127447992.png

Billie: ... There... I finally did it.. It took me three weeks without sleep or food or anything i need to stay alive, but it's done... The most extreme piece of music memorabelia ever!

Tré runs in the room.

Tré: Oh God, I really need to pee!

Billie: NOOO!!!! MY MASTERPIECE!!!

Tré: .... It's a truck stop mens room urinal, dude...

:lol:

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/04/14/images/x...525923_0414.jpg

Billie: (Silly voice) Look at me! I'm Jason White! Lalala! I wasn't in Green Day from the beggining but I still play with them!

Mike & Tré: :lol::lol:

Billie: (Silly voice) I play dominoes and bingo and I touch myself!... I have no friends!

Mike & Tré: LMFAO!

Mike: ... Ah... It's funny because it's true....

Jason: (watching the others on TV) :mad: Bastards!........ Oh wait.... It's all true... :(

:woot:

....that's kinda mean

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Aidy: Billie...not here in public... :unsure:

Billie Joe: Aww come on...the press loves it when me and Tre do it

Aidy: WHAT?!? :blink:

I love that one!!

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....that's kinda mean

I know... But everyone loves Jason really :)

You can tell that I'm really bored, here's a bunch more...

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Mike: RUN AWAY!!!

Billie: Oh my God! Godzilla is chasing Mike! AGH!

Tré: Dance to the music!

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Tré: AGH! Tré is dehidrating! Billie, get your ass over here and sweat in my mouth to cool me down!

Mike: .... That is fucked up...

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Billie: ... Well... This is awkward....

Tré: ...... I don't think we should ever mention this to anyone....

Mike: ..... Why wouldn't either of you two look at me during...?...

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Billie: Oh boy, another award... Like I have room for this on the fireplace...

Tré: With this award, I'll be able to pick up all sorts of women.... And men... Together...

Billie: ... Tré, I think you should try to finish all your sentances about 3 words earlier...

Mike: This award tastes like those male eatable thongs that you eat right off the body.......... Not that I know that......

That'll do.... Enjoy... I'm gonna go sleep before my eyes start to bleed :)

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Billie: aright here's a lesson for all you fucking n00bs out there

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*^Billie pulls out a poster that looks like this^*

Billie: Ok assholes here you go:

Billie Joe

Sexy

Younger

Black poofy hair

Billy Joel

Ugly

Older

balding gray hair

Tre': similarities...

Both are singers and both have names that are almost a like :)

Mike: :lol:

Billie:... :mellow: ...Shut up Tre'! :dry:

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Narrative voice: ...AND THEN BILLIE SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT".... :lol:

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Green Day getting their picture taken at police station:

Police: Turn....

*As they turn, Tre whispers to Billie*: I told you *THAT* was a bad idea....

Billie: :pinch:

Mike: :shifty: (use your imagination for *THAT* :eyebrows: ahaha )

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Billie talking to audience: So....how high do you think I can throw it?

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*Green Day sees camera man passed out*

Tre: :blink: You think if we poke him, he'll wake up....?

Billie: :mellow: ?

Mike: :mellow: ?

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