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Billie: Ehy Mike ...

Mike: *he shouldn't be here ... I walk alone, I walk alone*

I'm tired to thinking :P

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Tre' in a creepy voice: You Better watching your back people cuz me and my dollie are going to rule the world muwhahaha!!!

Billie: Tre' cut out the charade...this ain't funny

Tre': oh this isn't a charade..it's real... as real as it can get

Billie: Ok that sounded dirty and very very creepy..

Mike: AHH!! BILL! BILL!!! THE DOLL IS MOVING AND IT'S TRYING TO STRANGLE ME!!!

Billie: hold on a sec Tre's trying to come on to me...

*Mike throws doll in a fire place that appeared out of nowhere*

Tre': Uh that the hell happened? AND WHY AM I ON TOP OF BILLIE!?

Billie... :blink: ...

Mike: haha you scared the shit out of him

Tre':...AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away screaming*

...ok that was really random...but I thought it was funny...

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As tre reads his self help book the man behind him ponders...

Random Guy: *Oh dear god...here he goes again* Tre...your not a stupid white man...your a stupid black man!

Tre: Fo sho!

:huh: that didn't make sense...sorry

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Tre: You know...we started this game 4 hours ago and Billie Joe and Mike still can't find me...i wonder where they went...... *ponders*

Flash over to Billie Joe and Mike who are sitting in a local Starbucks and enjoying orange mocha frappachinos.

Billie Joe: Ok....it's been about 4 hours...we should probably go get Tre....

Mike: *sighs* yeah...i guess

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Tre: Meh...this "American Idiot" thing is pretty good...maybe Mike and Billie won't notice that i was the one who lost the master tapes of "Ciggaretts and Valentines".

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*bows* thank you

You're welcome!

Mike: Oh my God! It can fly!

Billie: AGH! It's sucking up my face!

Tré: My magical powers are working... This is incredable... I can barely handle simple tasks...

Now that one is great , Tre's facial expression especially works for that caption. :lol:

Billie: Ha we won! eat it!! EAT IT!!!

Mike: Ok whos grabbin his ass first?

Tre': oo I will! I WILL!

Billie:.. ..Ok who was that?!

Tre' points at Mike: Mike did it..

Mike: What the fuck I did not!!

Billie: Aww it's ok I love you too Mike

Mike: Ok fine I did

Tre': *sniff* I feel so unloved...

Aww, poor Tre. *hugs him* :P:lol:

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Tre': HOLY FUCK!!! :woot: I WON A CAR!!! OPRAH GAVE ME A CAR!!! HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHHH!!!!

Billie to Mike: I don't have the heart to tell the poor kid that I acttually found that car at the impound lot... :unsure:

Mike: YO TRE'! YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT CAR BILLIE FOUND IT!!! :happy:

Tre': wha?... :blink: .... :cry: ... :mad: I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU BILLIE!!!!

Billie: AHHH FUCK!!! :blink:

Mike:...well this is fun... :D

Tre': You told me Oprah gave it to me you dumb fuck!!! :verymad:

Billie: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,I'm sorry! :blink:

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^^haha, good one^^

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*i'm not sure if this counts becuase someone tried to make legos look like green day and put it online

mike: wow! we're lego's!!!

billie: stoner moment!

mike: ha...hahaha! hey billie, your face!

tre:hahaha! nice one!

billie: awwww, my hair looks normal! hey wait a minute, tre are you wearing pants?

tre: :shifty: yes! my pants are just yellow *thinks-damn i thought they were stoned!*

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Tre':Oh Shit...Paparazzi... O.O

Billie: RUN FOREST RUN!!!

Tre': Billie!! I'm not Forest!

Billie: Just run you dumbass!!

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Tre': HOLY FUCK!!! :woot: I WON A CAR!!! OPRAH GAVE ME A CAR!!! HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHHH!!!!

Billie to Mike: I don't have the heart to tell the poor kid that I acttually found that car at the impound lot... :unsure:

Mike: YO TRE'! YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT CAR BILLIE FOUND IT!!! :happy:

Tre': wha?... :blink: .... :cry: ... :mad: I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU BILLIE!!!!

Billie: AHHH FUCK!!! :blink:

Mike:...well this is fun... :D

Tre': You told me Oprah gave it to me you dumb fuck!!! :verymad:

Billie: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,I'm sorry! :blink:

no!!

don't kill bilie!!

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Tre':Oh Shit...Paparazzi... O.O

Billie: RUN FOREST RUN!!!

Tre': Billie!! I'm not Forest!

Billie: Just run you dumbass!!

i love that one

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thank you thank you...

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Billie: OH shit were did my pants go?! :blink:

Tre': He'll never know :shifty:

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Billie: Gimmie some su-ga!!

Mike: Ewww, Billie, are you talking to the camera man?

Tre: *gasp* billie's gay! billie's gay!

Bodygaurd: jeez, it's like I'm back teaching middle school...

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Jason: So whats the plan for this tour?

Mike: All I know is that it has to be awesome

Billie:...and it has to have fireworks!

Mike: Yeah I LLLOOOVVVEEE Fireworks XP

Jason: God your both a bunch of fuckin pyros,...What about you Tre'?

Tre': OH MY GOD A SQUIRREL!!!!!

Mike and Billie: What the fuck? :lol:

Jason: He's not listening is he?

Mike and Billie: OH SHIT!! I SEE THE SQUIRREL TOO!!!

Jason: Oh my god ...I'm talking to guys that have the attention span of a fly...

meh here's another..

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Tre': Please? :unsure:

Mike: No :dry:

Tre': PPPPLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE! :(

Mike: NO! :dry:

Tre': come on! :cry:

Mike: NO TRE' YOUR NOT HAVING ANY OF MY COFFEE NOW FUCK OFF!!! :mad:

Tre': Just a sip? :cry:

Mike NO! GODDAMIT!!!! :verymad:

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Thank youz XP

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Billie: You guyzzz arrree soooo *hicup*...cooollllaaa...ha *hicup* thatsss fffunnnny cuzzz *pokes Tre'* yourr lassst nammme isss Cooollllaa *hicup* hahaha...*Passes out on floor*

Mike:...wow that's a new record...only about 3 drinks and he's out...

Tre':I bet he passed out beacuse he so damn skinny,... he needs to put a little meat on his bones

Mike: Oo lookie appatizers!

Tre': lets go get some XP

*They leave While Billie is still passed out on the floor*

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I didn't be here for very long time and I have to said that many of the comments are very funny!

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Thank youz XP

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k61/love...guysinwhite.jpg

Billie: You guyzzz arrree soooo *hicup*...cooollllaaa...ha *hicup* thatsss fffunnnny cuzzz *pokes Tre'* yourr lassst nammme isss Cooollllaa *hicup* hahaha...*Passes out on floor*

Mike:...wow that's a new record...only about 3 drinks and he's out...

Tre':I bet he passed out beacuse he so damn skinny,... he needs to put a little meat on his bones

Mike: Oo lookie appatizers!

Tre': lets go get some XP

*They leave While Billie is still passed out on the floor*

:lol: that one kiks ass!!

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Sorry about this one :P

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Billie: (Thinking) Wow, Jason. That sure was one horrible, racist and pedophilic story... I especially thought the part about the monkey sex was particulary unnessassary...

Mike: (Thinking) You disgust me!

Tré: (Thinking) ... Continue....

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haha that one rules

thank you, and a little tip for you

remove the image tags when quoteing pictures

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Billie: When I was, A Young Boy, My Father..took me into the city, to SEE a Marchin Band

Mike: Billie!! Thats The WRONG FREAKIN SONG!!!

RAAAH! i suck

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Tre:Winggardium Leviosa, ha ha I did it , I did it

Billie:OMFG ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this things haunted, mommy help me :cry:

Mike: :blink: WTF? TRe what did you do this time?

Tre: nothing :whistling:

Mike: why is billies award floating in the air then? your not up to your old tricks again are you?

Tre: oh that , yes iam, I did that cause billie wouldnt have sex with me last night.

:down: I know it sucks

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Thank you peoples XP

(I have no Idea what that is...but It's underwear now)

Tre': I the magnificant Tre' will now do a magic trick on Billie..

Billie: this'll be fun :P

Tre': now abracadabra! *Poof*

Billie: wow that was :) ...wait :mellow: ....oh fuck GIVE THOSE BACK!! :verymad:

Tre': oo lookie what I've got XP who wants it? :happy:

Teenies: AHHH!!! :woot:

Billie: Give them back dammit.. :mad:

Tre': I got Billies undies!! :D ...eww it's gotta a skid mark :sick:

Billie: Oh my god... :ph34r:

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hey kids

mind taking out the [ img ] tags in your quotes?

lets try not to make Blu's head explode

You all should listen to Kelsey on this one. I just spent 40 minutes cleaning the last 9 pages of this thread. I had a headache before I started cleaning. Imagine how my head feels now.

DO NOT QUOTE IMG TAGS

Next time, I'll either delete the posts altogether or clean everything and close the thread for a few days. Or there's always the individual warning option. Take your pick or just follow the rules and don't quote img tags and don't post images wider than 600 pixels.

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