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adie talking on the phone : oh , he looks soooooo sexy when he licks ... :wub:

voice on the phone : licks what ? ! *starts thinking of many other things :eyebrows:

adie : *after 10 seconds staring* ahh .. nothing ! don't you ever think of .... u know what ! my precious billie is tasting our new car ... HOW'S THAT CAR WITH YA HONEY ?

billie : TASTES LIKE HONEY ! :P heheh

but in reality billie was thinking : * i must practice lickikng , good think i bought this car , now adie won't suspect me !*

but in reality adie was thinking :*i know that billie's up to something tonight , i must watch him ! i'll go on pretending im stupid enough to beleive him only because i dont want the lady on the phone to suspect him *

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adie: now that the kids are gone .... :eyebrows:

billie : heheh ... :shifty: (takes off shorts , reaches for adie's body ....)

adie :HEY !!!!!!!! HOOOOOOLD IT THERE ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???????

billie : what ? aren't we supposed to have sex ?

adie : :blink: are you going dumdum ?

billie : but i really felt it ....:$

adie : well.......can u hold on a little , save it for tonight ?

billie : but i wanna do it so bad.......:$

adie: welll...alright

billie:yes!!!!!!!!!! :shifty:

jacob*out of nowhere* :woot: hey joe look at mum & dad !!!!!!!!!!!! :woot:

joe : *pops out of the water * : :woot:

billie :verymad: :where were you all the time ? :verymad:

joe : right next to you ,under the water , u go dad ! u really know how to ...

jacob *interrumps joe* : nothing ! :whistling:

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^er... you know that's not Billie right?

i figured i'd just use it until i found one of billie doing that, and then change it

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i figured i'd just use it until i found one of billie doing that, and then change it

haha i was about to say.....Billie did the London Calling cover? Was he even alive? :huh: lol

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adie: now that the kids are gone ....

billie : heheh ... :shifty: (takes off shorts , reaches for adie's body ....)

adie :HEY !!!!!!!! HOOOOOOLD IT THERE ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???????

billie : what ? aren't we supposed to have sex ?

adie : :blink: are you going dumdum ?

billie : but i really felt it ....:$

adie : well.......can u hold on a little , save it for tonight ?

billie : but i wanna do it so bad.......:$

adie: welll...alright

billie:yes!!!!!!!!!!

jacob*out of nowhere* :woot: hey joe look at mum & dad !!!!!!!!!!!

joe : *pops out of the water * :

billie :verymad: :where were you all the time ? :verymad:

joe : right next to you ,under the water , u go dad ! u really know how to ...

jacob *interrumps joe* : nothing ! :whistling:

:woot: .. :mellow:...i had to take a few of the smilies out, smilie overload.

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i loooooooove that! Ritilin rocks!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...mal_Image46.jpg

Billie: I wanna be a doctor when I grow up!

25 years later.....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...and20fami-1.jpg

Billie: .........let's go get drunk.......

sorry. it was a little funnier in my head......I suck at life

NO WAY, that one was awesome. lmao :woot:

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NO WAY, that one was awesome. lmao :woot:

haha why thank you :D

haha why thank you :D

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Adrienne: Hold on a sec, mom- BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Never get in a car with a stranger!

Billie: But baby.........he has candy......i like candy!

Adrienne: Billie!

Billie: :cry:

Adrienne: Fine, we'll go get some candy, now would you just come on!?

Billie: :lol: candy!!!

Adrienne's mom: :blink:

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haha why thank you :D

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/l_l...l_821386pw1.jpg

Adrienne: Hold on a sec, mom- BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Never get in a car with a stranger!

Billie: But baby.........he has candy......i like candy!

Adrienne: Billie!

Billie: :cry:

Adrienne: Fine, we'll go get some candy, now would you just come on!?

Billie: :lol: candy!!!

Adrienne's mom: :blink:

:lol::lol:

That was my favorite one in a while!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant, I can't stop laughing!

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Tre: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?? A NOOB?? OH YOU'RE ON BITCH!!

And/or

Tre: You make the Tre angry!! You won't like him when he's angry!! (if you haven't seen the hulk you won't understand this)

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Mike: Let me see that *Grabs bottle* TRE! THIS IS RITILIN! HOW MANY DID YOU GIVE HIM?!?

Tre: Not many!...2 or....7....or...all of them

Mike: Oh dear God!

Billie Joe: Mffthajgue...fnmiuew...ashfuie...mother fucking...gftynas..asdfubg

:pinch: i tried

ritalin makes people hyper, not sedated. good caption though. :thumbsup:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...mal_Image46.jpg

Billie: I wanna be a doctor when I grow up!

25 years later.....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...and20fami-1.jpg

Billie: .........let's go get drunk.......

ahh the death of innocence :lol:

http://i18.tinypic.com/315kj8j.jpg

billie: SPIDER!!!

sorry that was weak... :unsure:

not weak at all. it's not billie, but its pretty damn funny :D

I can only think of one thing for this:

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=55&pos=28

:woot: i can see that happening!

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adie: now that the kids are gone .... :eyebrows:

billie : heheh ... :shifty: (takes off shorts , reaches for adie's body ....)

adie :HEY !!!!!!!! HOOOOOOLD IT THERE ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???????

billie : what ? aren't we supposed to have sex ?

adie : are you going dumdum ?

billie : but i really felt it ....:$

adie : well.......can u hold on a little , save it for tonight ?

billie : but i wanna do it so bad.......:$

adie: welll...alright

billie:yes!!!!!

jacob*out of nowhere* :woot: hey joe look at mum & dad !!!!!!!!!!!! :woot:

joe : *pops out of the water * : :woot:

billie :where were you all the time ?

joe : right next to you ,under the water , u go dad ! u really know how to ...

jacob *interrumps joe* : nothing ! :whistling:

LOL

haha why thank you :D

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/l_l...l_821386pw1.jpg

Adrienne: Hold on a sec, mom- BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Never get in a car with a stranger!

Billie: But baby.........he has candy......i like candy!

Adrienne: Billie!

Billie: :cry:

Adrienne: Fine, we'll go get some candy, now would you just come on!?

Billie: :lol: candy!!!

Adrienne's mom: :blink:

that one crakks me up!!

I never would've though of that

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Trè: yeah, we rock!!!!

Billie: I wanna Mike's beer

Mike: hihi you'll never have it. This is my preciousssssssss

ok, it's horrible :lol:

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haha why thank you :D

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/l_l...l_821386pw1.jpg

Adrienne: Hold on a sec, mom- BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! Never get in a car with a stranger!

Billie: But baby.........he has candy......i like candy!

Adrienne: Billie!

Billie: :cry:

Adrienne: Fine, we'll go get some candy, now would you just come on!?

Billie: :lol: candy!!!

Adrienne's mom: :blink:

*weak with laughter*

Oh god that was fucking HILARIOUS!! LMAO!! :lol:

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Tre' thinking *Maybe If I keep dancing like this she'll go out with me*

Christina Aguilera: What the hell are you doing? :/

Tre': hey sexy... :eyebrows:

*Christina kicks him in the crotch and walks away*

Tre' rolling on the ground:AWWW :blink: ...GODDAMN....SONOVABITCH!!!! :pinch:

Billie: I told you thats not how you get a girl like that to date you :sleep:

Mike: Ha! you got kicked in the crotch by a girl dressed like a fuckin flamingo :lol:

aww poor Tre' :cry: ...but that's the only thing I could think of for that one...

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Tre' thinking *Maybe If I keep dancing like this she'll go out with me*

Christina Aguilera: What the hell are you doing? :/

Tre': hey sexy... :eyebrows:

*Christina kicks him in the crotch and walks away*

Tre' rolling on the ground:AWWW :blink: ...GODDAMN....SONOVABITCH!!!! :pinch:

Billie: I told you thats not how you get a girl like that to date you :sleep:

Mike: Ha! you got kicked in the crotch by a girl dressed like a fuckin flamingo :lol:

:lol:

poor tre :/

mike: *unzips*

tre: *screams* AAHH!! MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!

thought i'd give it a shot :ermm:

that one fits perfectly!!

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Billie: Oh my god! That pink fungus is eating Christina Aguilera! RUN TRE!! *Mike and Billie run away*

Tre: Um......I think I'll stay here.......that pink fungus kinda turns me on........

Christina: :wub:

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