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here goes nothing:

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Billie: Mommy! Look! I found myself a new boyfriend but it was from a bar instead of the dumpster behind starbucks like that one guy Mike :D

Tre: Yeah :cool:

Guy in the background: Fags. :dry:

:unsure: I havent done these in so long. dont judge me

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here goes nothing:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...932939393ef.jpg

Billie: Mommy! Look! I found myself a new boyfriend but it was from a bar instead of the dumpster behind starbucks like that one guy Mike :D

Tre: Yeah :cool:

Guy in the background: Fags. :dry:

:unsure: I havent done these in so long. dont judge me

haha

if Billies done with Mike can I have Mike then :wub:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...tiful/13403.jpg

Billie: whoa whoa..how old did you say I'm turning? 35!? no fucking way man

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I love all the birthday ones! :D

billie: *runs up to random people and tries to have them buy a "wild night"* hey you!! me so horny, me love you long time!! 12.50!!

mike: what did you put in the birthday drink?

tre: you know, birthday stuff :ermm: just some beer, vodka, mushrooms

mike: oh dear lord now he's going around like a freakin female prostatute with bad english

tre:wasn't that a southpark episode?

mike: NO! :shifty: shut up we'll have to pay for that. but what are we supposed to do?

teenie: wow, and to think i once wanted to screw him

billie: you screw me? okay, 12.50!!! *she runs away*c'mon, 12.50! 12.50! so cheap! okay okay, 12.25!

tre: well it is a good price *starts walking towards him*

mike:don't encourage him!!!!! :mad:

tre: :( but look now he's taking pete wentz in that back ally.

I love this one! Now I feel like watching the episode! :lol:

A belated birthday one...

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Mike: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Tre: That was yesterday.

Billie: I'm bored with being 35 years old.

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^ lol nice one scissors...

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(srry it's kinda small..)

Tre start blabbing on about random shit

Tre': Oh My God I love Corn Bread muffins! Do you Like them? Corn is so cool it's all yellow and shit...like the sun! The sun is sooo hot it burns my eyes! *gasp* Pineapples! I love pineapples! You can put the in anything! like pizza or salad or you can eat it by it's self. like Oranges! Oh shit I love oranges their all round and orangy...*continues blabbing*

Billie: Dude holy shit! :lol: Mike what the fuck did you give him?

Mike :lol: some pills I found on the floor

Tre: blah blah blah ...OH MY GOD THERE JESUS IN THE CORNER OVER THERE!!!! Hi Jesus!...ha he waved at me! Oh shit do you know where the bathroom is I gotta wizzle!

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^ lol nice one scissors...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k64/crzy.../th092f829a.jpg

(srry it's kinda small..)

Tre start blabbing on about random shit

Tre': Oh My God I love Corn Bread muffins! Do you Like them? Corn is so cool it's all yellow and shit...like the sun! The sun is sooo hot it burns my eyes! *gasp* Pineapples! I love pineapples! You can put the in anything! like pizza or salad or you can eat it by it's self. like Oranges! Oh shit I love oranges their all round and orangy...*continues blabbing*

Billie: Dude holy shit! :lol: Mike what the fuck did you give him?

Mike :lol: some pills I found on the floor

Tre: blah blah blah ...OH MY GOD THERE JESUS IN THE CORNER OVER THERE!!!! Hi Jesus!...ha he waved at me! Oh shit do you know where the bathroom is I gotta wizzle!

I cant see the pic :cry:

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^sorry I If I fnd a bigger one I'll fix it...

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Guy: Oh My God I'm to the one and onlyBillie Joe! :woot:

Billie: yeah, yeah hi whatever :dry:

What Billie's thinking: Oh fuck This guys gonna annoy the shit out of me :pinch: ... Better start Drinking now... :dry:

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^sorry I If I fnd a bigger one I'll fix it...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a308/gre...oe/e722c622.jpg

Guy: Oh My God I'm to the one and onlyBillie Joe! :woot:

Billie: yeah, yeah hi whatever :dry:

What Billie's thinking: Oh fuck This guys gonna annoy the shit out of me :pinch: ... Better start Drinking now... :dry:

That fits perfectly ...*rofl* :P

btw: I love your ava! Is it from a tv show or something?

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thanks

my ava is from a clip on youtube where Tre duck taped himself to the chair :D

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billie-Mike! stop trying to make me rape you!

mike-i can't help it!! you look so good from behind!!

tre-victim #2..located....excuse me a minute.

:woot:

^ lol nice one scissors...

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k64/crzy.../th092f829a.jpg

(srry it's kinda small..)

Tre start blabbing on about random shit

Tre': Oh My God I love Corn Bread muffins! Do you Like them? Corn is so cool it's all yellow and shit...like the sun! The sun is sooo hot it burns my eyes! *gasp* Pineapples! I love pineapples! You can put the in anything! like pizza or salad or you can eat it by it's self. like Oranges! Oh shit I love oranges their all round and orangy...*continues blabbing*

Billie: Dude holy shit! :lol: Mike what the fuck did you give him?

Mike :lol: some pills I found on the floor

Tre: blah blah blah ...OH MY GOD THERE JESUS IN THE CORNER OVER THERE!!!! Hi Jesus!...ha he waved at me! Oh shit do you know where the bathroom is I gotta wizzle!

that's one great :lol:

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billie--if i can fit two more in my pants...it'll be a WORLD RECORD!!

mike--he sure does have a lot of room in there

:unsure: i tried

awww poor billie......lol it's not his fault he was blessed with a small.........yeah

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Adrienne: Um, baby......i feel a warm spot.....

Billie: Sorry

Adie: :o :verymad:

Billie: :whistling:

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hey kids

mind taking out the [ img ] tags in your quotes?

lets try not to make Blu's head explode

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LOL, I really love this thread. You guys crack me up especially Scissors and UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA :lol:

that made my day :happy:

thank you :D

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let me try this...

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mike:--billie.. :eyebrows: see if you can get this rose out of my mouth..without your hands!

tre:--mike if you make a move on billie one more time..i'll SMACK you

billie:--being loved is a wonderful thing

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