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Billie Joe: aww lookie da widdle babyyy. *pinches cheeks*

Baby: *thinking* Man as soon as this fucking pedophile puts me down I'm grabbing his hat and selling it on eBay. Then I can buy some smokes and some hookers. That's what I call a good time, not this stupid shit.

Billie Joe: :blink:

Baby: Aww fuck did I say that out loud

other girl: oooh do i make you horny *butt humps pink haired girl*

hahah sorry if someone knows those girls, it just really looks like they're gettin it on.

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^lol

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Billie: American Idiot was a record that was very close to our hearts and made us feel invinsable...

Tre: It explained about how we are uncomfortable with our current government and that war is not the answer...

Mike: There are holes in my pockets and I am touching myself...

Billie: Same here!

Tre: Me three!

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^lol

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Billie: American Idiot was a record that was very close to our hearts and made us feel invinsable...

Tre: It explained about how we are uncomfortable with our current government and that war is not the answer...

Mike: There are holes in my pockets and I am touching myself...

Billie: Same here!

Tre: Me three!

but Tre dosnt have his hands in his pockets :/

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Billie Joe: aww lookie da widdle babyyy. *pinches cheeks*

Baby: *thinking* Man as soon as this fucking pedophile puts me down I'm grabbing his hat and selling it on eBay. Then I can buy some smokes and some hookers. That's what I call a good time, not this stupid shit.

Billie Joe: :blink:

Baby: Aww fuck did I say that out loud

other girl: oooh do i make you horny *butt humps pink haired girl*

hahah sorry if someone knows those girls, it just really looks like they're gettin it on.

That's own :lol:

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but Tre dosnt have his hands in his pockets :/

Oh yeah... I just assumed he did :P Oh well...

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Billie: (Holding camera) So what's going on in here?

Tre: I haven't used the bathroom in over 5 weeks!

Billie: .. :huh: ...... K... Um.. So Mike, what are you doing? You seem very concentrated!

Mike: Shut up Billie! I'm gonna win this stairing contest! That bottle has to blink sometime!

Billie: .... Right.... Um... Tre, you alright? You haven't moved since I entered the room..

Tre: I ate some pills I found under the sofa... Now I'm afraid that if I move I'll die...

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Billie: (Holding camera) So what's going on in here?

Tre: I haven't used the bathroom in over 5 weeks!

Billie: .. :huh: ...... K... Um.. So Mike, what are you doing? You seem very concentrated!

Mike: Shut up Billie! I'm gonna win this stairing contest! That bottle has to blink sometime!

Billie: .... Right.... Um... Tre, you alright? You haven't moved since I entered the room..

Tre: I ate some pills I found under the sofa... Now I'm afraid that if I move I'll die...

:lol: hehe

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i got a few..

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"Uhh uhh UGHHH!!"

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"Geez...that kinda hurt. I hope the little guys alright."

meh...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/mino...day_pe_sept.jpg

Sam Bayer: And then that will... (Shows Billie what will happen)

Jason: *mumbles* God damn piece of shit motherfucking mike stand! Go down!

Billie: So...Tre's gonna jump down and then its over?

Jason: Fuck this! *throws mike stand at wall*

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*based on the 12 year old gilr with the "wtf" email posted

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TEENIE: WE LOVE YOU JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!

JOEY: wtf?!?! :blink:

BILLIE: JOEY! come here. look its your first teenie. don't worry, its like a game. quick take the squirt gun and shoot them. like this see *shoOts other billie joe teenie*

JOEY: umm..okay. *takes gun and shoots them* hey this is fun!! but Dad, if its water why do they fall?? :/

billie: well son, there have been many thoughts about that. some say it's because they always have iPods or cell phones to their ears, thus electocuting them. some also say there are mindless drones themselves

joey: oooooohhh! now i see.

BILLIE: that or the fact that this is the coolest supersoaker ever and can hit someone with 20 pounds of water!!! Hold on let me see that again. WEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOEY: i think i'll be a dentist when i grow up. :mellow:

that was funnier in my head

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Adrienne: Billie, didn't you get what we talked about? You were supposed to leave him out there....subtly...

Billie: Huh? *looks around* oh....well everytime i leave, he clings onto me...it's as if he knows, or something...

Jakob: Hehheh, should have planned ahead eight years ago...no getting rid of me now...

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i dunno, i love the kid's face in that pic :)

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Adrienne: Billie, didn't you get what we talked about? You were supposed to leave him out there....subtly...

Billie: Huh? *looks around* oh....well everytime i leave, he clings onto me...it's as if he knows, or something...

Jakob: Hehheh, should have planned ahead eight years ago...no getting rid of me now...

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i dunno, i love the kid's face in that pic :)

:lol:

another one...

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Mike: I'd like to thank my mom, the fans...

Billie *thinking* Mmm...Those pants look better off...

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Adrienne: Billie, didn't you get what we talked about? You were supposed to leave him out there....subtly...

Billie: Huh? *looks around* oh....well everytime i leave, he clings onto me...it's as if he knows, or something...

Jakob: Hehheh, should have planned ahead eight years ago...no getting rid of me now...

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i dunno, i love the kid's face in that pic :)

:lol:

that pic is so sweet :wub:

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Jakob: Mom, you'll never guess what happened to Dad!

Adrienne: Billie, why is Jakob wrapped around your waist?

Billie: I split my trucks.....he's hiding my ass.

Little Girl: :woot:

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sorry for spamming but what does the caption on the picture say??

its something along the lines of "Adrienne comes to Billie's assistance. They've been married for 12 years, by the way"

:)

nice one, sharpies. :lol:

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:lol:

another one...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/mino...45/b28f937c.jpg

Mike: I'd like to thank my mom, the fans...

Billie *thinking* Mmm...Those pants look better off...

Haha! Go Billie! :thumbsup:

i got another:

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News Reporter: This is CNN... The nation was shocked yesterday to find Billie Joe Armstrong, the new president, had been shot dead by former band mate Tre Cool. When asked about the incodent in court earlier today, Mr. Cool sugested that the judge should be his 'dominated love slave'. He also explained that he loved feeling dirty and cheap. But these statements were dismissed as 'irrelivent to the investigation'. Green Day bassist, Michael Ryan Pritchard had this to say: "I told Billie that Tre would to this.. He has only himself to blame!.... And I guess he can blame Tre a little..."

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Haha! Go Billie! :thumbsup:

i got another:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i302/gre...ay/06f890b2.jpg

News Reporter: This is CNN... The nation was shocked yesterday to find Billie Joe Armstrong, the new president, had been shot dead by former band mate Tre Cool. When asked about the incodent in court earlier today, Mr. Cool sugested that the judge should be his 'dominated love slave'. He also explained that he loved feeling dirty and cheap. But these statements were dismissed as 'irrelivent to the investigation'. Green Day bassist, Michael Ryan Pritchard had this to say: "I told Billie that Tre would to this.. He has only himself to blame!.... And I guess he can blame Tre a little..."

hahaha awesome :ph34r:

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Billie: Back off, people, he's MY dominated love slave!

Tre: I like where this is going :shifty:

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I'm really bored, so here you go.....

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Mike: Billie, I heard noises......what are you doing in here?

Billie: *kicks small bottle of lube under the bed* Nothing :whistling:

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Johnny: Hey Bill, have you seen Jackass 2? We all shaved our nuts and made a beard for Ehren...

Billie: :o Dude, you didn't!

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Mike: *in spanish accent* Yes! Now we are sexy in Spanish!

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Tre: Hey Bill, how come I get the dinky little guitar and Mike gets the banjo?

Billie: Because he's sexy

Mike: Heehee....I'm sexy :happy:

I'm reeeeeally bored.....sorry

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hehe thanks guys!

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Billie: Heh...that kid just fell...haha

Tre: Where?!

Mike: *thinking* There's something hanging out of his nose...but I ain't telling him.

damn...its a bit blurry.

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