bat-chen Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Green Day have just smoked a hole bunch of crack and are now accepting an award... http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro.../sf_awardlg.jpgMike: *Wierd noises*Billie: Oh my God! You're that dude from Green Day.. That band sucks! Especially the lead singer! What a poof! If he were here right now, I'd-- Wow! My finger can point... Look at it.. It's all.. It's all.... Pointed.. Duude..... Oh my God! That's Billie Joe's hand! I love Billie Joe!!!Mike: *More wierd noises*Tre: *Thinking* I can see you TV audiance... I am going to take over your brainses... That's right, you will all be my dominated love slaves!.... And then I will be yours... 'Cause I love feeling dirty.. And I love feelin' cheap.... And I love it when you hurt me... So drive those staples deep... Why don't I sing that song so much anymore.?.... I should complain to Billie........ Who's Billie again..?... Oh well, back to brainwashing the viewers... Ha! Hahahaha! I get it! Long Viewers! HAHAHA!!.... Do I sing that song?... What am I laughing at again?... Oh right, brainwasher! Dishwasher!...... I wonder if I can put my crayons up Billie's ass without him realising....Mike: *Wierd noises which Mike has not yet made*Audiance: :bored: :/ Sorry, it's not that good and its very long... that's cracked me up! love Tre part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesarebel713 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Lifegaurd: *blows whistle at billie*Billie: rude fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Thank you all who like my captions! I like making them! Here's a short one:Jason W: I cleaned my teeth today! Look!Jason F: Rub my nipples!Tre: Today, I am a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesarebel713 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 [Mike: umm.. Billie? exactly how many beers have you had tonight?Billie: umm.. lets see. one... two.. three.. four..... OMG!! IM WEARING A SKIRT AND FISHNETS!!! i look sexy http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i139/mea...006/t-trl_2.jpgguy: so, whats the craziest thing you guys have ever done?Tre: well, last night, Billie and I drugged M-Billie: *grabs Tre* OOOOKKAAYYY buddy. thats enough of that! :ph34r: Mike: what did happen last night? Billie: ummm... nothing? Mike: *backs away slowly*Tre: *still being held down by Billie* Billie, I- I never knew you felt this way about me haha, Im rather tired :/im just so proud of that one!!! i just had to post it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Green Day have just smoked a hole bunch of crack and are now accepting an award... http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro.../sf_awardlg.jpgMike: *Wierd noises*Billie: Oh my God! You're that dude from Green Day.. That band sucks! Especially the lead singer! What a poof! If he were here right now, I'd-- Wow! My finger can point... Look at it.. It's all.. It's all.... Pointed.. Duude..... Oh my God! That's Billie Joe's hand! I love Billie Joe!!!Mike: *More wierd noises*Tre: *Thinking* I can see you TV audiance... I am going to take over your brainses... That's right, you will all be my dominated love slaves!.... And then I will be yours... 'Cause I love feeling dirty.. And I love feelin' cheap.... And I love it when you hurt me... So drive those staples deep... Why don't I sing that song so much anymore.?.... I should complain to Billie........ Who's Billie again..?... Oh well, back to brainwashing the viewers... Ha! Hahahaha! I get it! Long Viewers! HAHAHA!!.... Do I sing that song?... What am I laughing at again?... Oh right, brainwasher! Dishwasher!...... I wonder if I can put my crayons up Billie's ass without him realising....Mike: *Wierd noises which Mike has not yet made*Audiance: :bored: :/ Sorry, it's not that good and its very long...lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-basketxxcase Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Mike: Some bastard ripped out my bottom teeth. Tre: Ohh! Really let's see?Billie Joe: I'll just be standing here drinking beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.cattered Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 haha....(imagine seeing this as an ad on TV)"It's....the incredible floating Billie!!Keep safe this summer with this one of a kind floatie!!But wait!! If you call now, you'll be able to recieve the "orange mocha frappuccino" floatie at no extra cost!!CALL NOW!!Joey and Jakob not included."....I don't know.... I think I might be slightly delusional right now - I stayed up all night Thats classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...nd20family2.jpgLifegaurd: *blows whistle at billie*Billie: rude fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle7107 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Bono: Speaking of boobs, I like boobs. Anything over a handful is a waste though, eh Billie? *looking at Adriennes boobs* I see you probably know what I mean, huh buddy? *winks*Adrienne: Stupid fucker my boobs are fine and big just the way Billie Joe likes them. Hmmph Billie Joe: Dude, Bono, why are you talking about boobs? Everyone knows your gay, I mean look at the pink glasses. First thing that popped into my mind. Hey everyone I have an announcement to makeI just farted.UGH Billie, thats disgusting!*secretly thinking* Man If I announced everytime *I* farted, I'd be making a lot of announcements if ya know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^lol^Billie: Look! We won penis shaped awards!Tre: I love the penis shaped awards... I'd better stock up!Mike: AGH! Help! I tried to see if it would fit in my ear and it came out the other ear! AGH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harp baby Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...it_of_Li-17.jpgHey everyone I have an announcement to makehttp://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...it_of_Li-16.jpgI just farted.http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...Cool/tre104.gifUGH Billie, thats disgusting!http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...Cool/tre108.gif*secretly thinking* Man If I announced everytime *I* farted, I'd be making a lot of announcements if ya know what I mean ^lol^http://punky-green.skyblog.com/pics/253692586.jpgBillie: Look! We won penis shaped awards!Tre: I love the penis shaped awards... I'd better stock up!Mike: AGH! Help! I tried to see if it would fit in my ear and it came out the other ear! AGH!!! at Tre. *Dirty thoughts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbucksfreak Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 im just so proud of that one!!! i just had to post it again you should be proud...that was fuckin funny http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f20/fink...ay/cb2ec02d.jpgBillie: Haha! That was so funny! Mike: Yeah, but do you think Jason'll hold a grudge against us for this?Tre: Nah, he's a cool guy. He'll see the funny side.Billie: HAHAHAA!! I can't beleive we cut off his penis with a rusty bread knife while he was asleep! i couldnt stop laughing with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesarebel713 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 you should be proud...that was fuckin funny why thank you bonnie. wait a second arent we still married?haha, sorry dear. im having an affair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ANOTHER ONE!!Billie: What does that say on the setlist?Mike: Um... I have no idea! That's one difficult word!Billlie: Yeah... It says... "T".. "T"..... "Too"...?.... Umm... Hey Tre, what is the 12th song on the setlist?Tre: "She"Billie & Mike: Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulpunk9 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ANOTHER ONE!!http://just-green-day.skyblog.com/pics/110590090.jpgBillie: What does that say on the setlist?Mike: Um... I have no idea! That's one difficult word!Billlie: Yeah... It says... "T".. "T"..... "Too"...?.... Umm... Hey Tre, what is the 12th song on the setlist?Tre: "She"Billie & Mike: Oh... i love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k-tea Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 nimrod-41 you own at these captions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I must second that. Your captions are awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spark in the night Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 nimrod-41 you own at these captions. I concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farley drexel hatcher Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^ I love the one with the setlist Tre, in the background: "Um, Billie? You left school almost twenty years ago, dude. You don't have to raise your hand when you need the bathroom anymore."Billie: "...Oh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spark in the night Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^ ahha! ahhhaa! ahhahahahaha! :lol:ahermthat was really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulpunk9 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^ I love the one with the setlist http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q97/sim...06/PHOTO101.jpgTre, in the background: "Um, Billie? You left school almost twenty years ago, dude. You don't have to raise your hand when you need the bathroom anymore.:Billie: "...Oh."hahaha that's what it looks like! you guys are way better than I am at this lol.mmmmm.....yummy chord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 lol nice one TediferAnd thanks everyone who said they liked mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesarebel713 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I dont get it.it implies that they are either stoned and tehy forgot how to read or..... wait.... no, thats what i get from it http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i139/mea...ickassjeans.jpgGirl: please dont draw any penises, please? i actually have to wear these...Tre: shit, can i start over??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*vote 4 billie joe* Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^these are all hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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