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heh, thanks...if only they had myspace :)

I bet Tre would fill it with really weird stuff like..pictures of his nose :P

awww!! his nose! hehe...sorry. :whistling:

all the ones with billie on vacation are hilarious!

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Billie: I wonder how long I can go with out thinking of boobs... Well, that's over.. I wish I was looking up, then I could see the sky! Turning over requires too much effort! Ohh a shell! That is very pretty... I should reach out and grab it... Here I go... Oh, I can't do it... It's too much effort again! Stupid holiday relaxation! Maybe I should just fall asleep... Damn, it's too bright to sleep! Oh well, at least I'm getting a good tan!

Adie: Billie, hunny, you're suposed to take your shirt off if you want a tan!

Billie: But then everyone will see my secret 3rd and 4th nipples!

Adie: You don't have any extra nipples.. Those are your 2 ordinary nipples!

Billie: ... Oh..

... Sorry, that drags on for a bit...

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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...and20fami-1.jpg

Billie: I wonder how long I can go with out thinking of boobs... Well, that's over.. I wish I was looking up, then I could see the sky! Turning over requires too much effort! Ohh a shell! That is very pretty... I should reach out and grab it... Here I go... Oh, I can't do it... It's too much effort again! Stupid holiday relaxation! Maybe I should just fall asleep... Damn, it's too bright to sleep! Oh well, at least I'm getting a good tan!

Adie: Billie, hunny, you're suposed to take your shirt off if you want a tan!

Billie: But then everyone will see my secret 3rd and 4th nipples!

Adie: You don't have any extra nipples.. Those are your 2 ordinary nipples!

Billie: ... Oh..

... Sorry, that drags on for a bit...

:lol: that's the best!

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where do you people find all these vacation photos? :o you're sleeping wit him!!!!

(sorry for spamming)

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Billie: Hmm......wonder what color i should dye my hair THIS week...... I haven't done red in a while, but I'm 34 years old. I don't wanna look like Elmo or something........hmm.....green? No, too much like Oscar the grouch for me......blue.....too Cookie Monster........I wanna go watch Sesame Street........

sorry, i got on the Elmo thing and started thinking about his hair and Sesame Street.......so i rambled

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where do you people find all these vacation photos? :o you're sleeping wit him!!!!

... Perhaps....... :shifty:

Anyway, thanks everyone who laughed at the one I did about Billie's nipples! :thumbsup:

^^ sentance I never thought I'd say. lol

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Billie Joe:OMG SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it on my nose? I THINK IT'S ON MY NOSE! GEDDIT OFFFF!

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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...and20fami-1.jpg

Billie: I wonder how long I can go with out thinking of boobs... Well, that's over.. I wish I was looking up, then I could see the sky! Turning over requires too much effort! Ohh a shell! That is very pretty... I should reach out and grab it... Here I go... Oh, I can't do it... It's too much effort again! Stupid holiday relaxation! Maybe I should just fall asleep... Damn, it's too bright to sleep! Oh well, at least I'm getting a good tan!

Adie: Billie, hunny, you're suposed to take your shirt off if you want a tan!

Billie: But then everyone will see my secret 3rd and 4th nipples!

Adie: You don't have any extra nipples.. Those are your 2 ordinary nipples!

Billie: ... Oh..

... Sorry, that drags on for a bit...

hi-larious! you have some great ones :thumbsup:

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teenies: OMGzzz. ITZ BILLY JO. I LUVZ HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! :woot:

BILLIE: oh, hey. it's the damn teenies! here have a cigarette, get addicted, and die, okay?

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^lol that ones funneh

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billie- ohhhhhhhh yeah *whatever guys name is* :eyebrows::woot:

guy- oooo! :woot: hehehe... :shifty:

tre- ...damn i want some of that guy action

and another...

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johnny- ummm tre theres an emergency we have to leave now!

tre- UGH! god! cant u just wait untill after i win the award? :verymad:

johnny- NO! *whines like a little kid*

billie- .............

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tre- okay..fine wuts ur emergency

johnny whispers- dude i just sharted...

tre- :huh:

billie- pfft *snickers*

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^ :lol: those are really good!

billie: you see that ring, i'm married, so back off teenies

mike: yep i see it alright

tre:....i want a ring too :( .....

haha, gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

^ that's funny :D

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h178/san...ay/Untitled.jpg

Billie: Hey, you want me to help you with that, son?

Kid: Touch it and i'll drown you.

---

sorry, i just love the uninterested look on that boy's face.

Umm... who are those kids?

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http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ls,_CA_-_13.jpg

tre: *drunk* hey billie. wanna do that "thing" we did last week? :eyebrows:

george lopez: what the hell is wrong with you? I'm not billie and you asked me that while you were sober too. :huh:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...ily/4haxlio.jpg

billie: honey,do you think we fit with the popular kids when we were young?

adrienne: *snort* I think so. I mean look at us

(that went better in my head :ermm: )

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Umm... who are those kids?

lol. That's a very good question.. Maybe their related in some way... I hope Billie hasn't gone the way of the Jacko...

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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...and20fami-1.jpg

Billie: I wonder how long I can go with out thinking of boobs... Well, that's over.. I wish I was looking up, then I could see the sky! Turning over requires too much effort! Ohh a shell! That is very pretty... I should reach out and grab it... Here I go... Oh, I can't do it... It's too much effort again! Stupid holiday relaxation! Maybe I should just fall asleep... Damn, it's too bright to sleep! Oh well, at least I'm getting a good tan!

Adie: Billie, hunny, you're suposed to take your shirt off if you want a tan!

Billie: But then everyone will see my secret 3rd and 4th nipples!

Adie: You don't have any extra nipples.. Those are your 2 ordinary nipples!

Billie: ... Oh..

... Sorry, that drags on for a bit...

lmao :woot:

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Green Day have just smoked a hole bunch of crack and are now accepting an award...

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Mike: *Wierd noises*

Billie: Oh my God! You're that dude from Green Day.. That band sucks! Especially the lead singer! What a poof! If he were here right now, I'd-- Wow! My finger can point... Look at it.. It's all.. It's all.... Pointed.. Duude..... Oh my God! That's Billie Joe's hand! I love Billie Joe!!!

Mike: *More wierd noises*

Tre: *Thinking* I can see you TV audiance... I am going to take over your brainses... That's right, you will all be my dominated love slaves!.... And then I will be yours... 'Cause I love feeling dirty.. And I love feelin' cheap.... And I love it when you hurt me... So drive those staples deep... Why don't I sing that song so much anymore.?.... I should complain to Billie........ Who's Billie again..?... Oh well, back to brainwashing the viewers... Ha! Hahahaha! I get it! Long Viewers! HAHAHA!!.... Do I sing that song?... What am I laughing at again?... Oh right, brainwasher! Dishwasher!...... I wonder if I can put my crayons up Billie's ass without him realising....

Mike: *Wierd noises which Mike has not yet made*

Audiance: :huh::mellow::wacko: :bored: :/

Sorry, it's not that good and its very long...

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Green Day have just smoked a hole bunch of crack and are now accepting an award...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro.../sf_awardlg.jpg

Mike: *Wierd noises*

Billie: Oh my God! You're that dude from Green Day.. That band sucks! Especially the lead singer! What a poof! If he were here right now, I'd-- Wow! My finger can point... Look at it.. It's all.. It's all.... Pointed.. Duude..... Oh my God! That's Billie Joe's hand! I love Billie Joe!!!

Mike: *More wierd noises*

Tre: *Thinking* I can see you TV audiance... I am going to take over your brainses... That's right, you will all be my dominated love slaves!.... And then I will be yours... 'Cause I love feeling dirty.. And I love feelin' cheap.... And I love it when you hurt me... So drive those staples deep... Why don't I sing that song so much anymore.?.... I should complain to Billie........ Who's Billie again..?... Oh well, back to brainwashing the viewers... Ha! Hahahaha! I get it! Long Viewers! HAHAHA!!.... Do I sing that song?... What am I laughing at again?... Oh right, brainwasher! Dishwasher!...... I wonder if I can put my crayons up Billie's ass without him realising....

Mike: *Wierd noises which Mike has not yet made*

Audiance: :huh::mellow::wacko: :bored: :/

Sorry, it's not that good and its very long...

:lol: holy shit lol. You are very random!

my caption will be with a pic.....observe

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Billie Joe :woot:

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Me: Guitar Incest.....

:blink: :down:

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