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^^ roflol holy shit that's funny

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre.../billiekids.jpg

*Billie Joe Armstrong and his family are stranded on a deserted island. How will they survive!?*

Joey: Dad, where are you going with Jakob!?

Billie: I'm trading him to the island tribe for food!! WE SHALL NOT STARVE!

Jakob: NOOOOOOO!

sorry, that sucked......lol

Billie would never do that.....lol

:lol:

billie looks a bit tubby.

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^^ thanks :)

here's another:

It is Christmas morning and Billie has just given Mike his pressent...

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Mike: Grapes?! You're rich, you bastard! And you got me grapes for Christmas?! GRAPES?!!!!11!!one!!??!!

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Billie: Whoa now kids, not there!

(From the shore)

Adie: Mmmm. Smells like incest.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...k09/451afsi.jpg

Billie: -sniffing and choked up- And you know... you know... My life is just a black abyss... and it's suffocating me... Tighter than a pair of my wife's pants... Which look great on me by the way...-sniff-

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http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/pir...eandthekids.jpg

Billie: Whoa now kids, not there!

(From the shore)

Adie: Mmmm. Smells like incest.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...k09/451afsi.jpg

Billie: -sniffing and choked up- And you know... you know... My life is just a black abyss... and it's suffocating me... Tighter than a pair of my wife's pants... Which look great on me by the way...-sniff-

Talk about contrast! The first one is just..so wrong :sick: but the second one is the best ever! :lol::lol:

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Guest n o n a m e*

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/pir...eandthekids.jpg

Billie: Whoa now kids, not there!

(From the shore)

Adie: Mmmm. Smells like incest.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/gre...k09/451afsi.jpg

Billie: -sniffing and choked up- And you know... you know... My life is just a black abyss... and it's suffocating me... Tighter than a pair of my wife's pants... Which look great on me by the way...-sniff-

oh.my.gosh.

those are probably the best i've seen! :lol:

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ok...heres my first one

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...=121&pos=35

addie- ok boys! smile for the camera! :D

joey- yes mom... :dry:

billie- jakob no! be cool like me! DONT SMILE!

jakob- but...mom said...

billie- *whispers in jakobs ear* if u smile ill tell santa to give u...NOTHING!

jakob- :o uh oh... :mellow:

billie- thats my boy :happy:

ehh its the first thing i thought of

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ok...heres my first one

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...=121&pos=35

addie- ok boys! smile for the camera! :D

joey- yes mom... :dry:

billie- jakob no! be cool like me! DONT SMILE!

jakob- but...mom said...

billie- *whispers in jakobs ear* if u smile ill tell santa to give u...NOTHING!

jakob- :o uh oh... :mellow:

billie- thats my boy :happy:

ehh its the first thing i thought of

:lol: thats cute!

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ok...heres my first one

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...=121&pos=35

addie- ok boys! smile for the camera! :D

joey- yes mom... :dry:

billie- jakob no! be cool like me! DONT SMILE!

jakob- but...mom said...

billie- *whispers in jakobs ear* if u smile ill tell santa to give u...NOTHING!

jakob- :o uh oh... :mellow:

billie- thats my boy :happy:

ehh its the first thing i thought of

:lol: that one owns! :woot:

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haha..i love the myspace one! :wub:

heh, thanks...if only they had myspace :)

I bet Tre would fill it with really weird stuff like..pictures of his nose :P

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Well tonight, thank god it's them instead of you.

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yeah i suppose not everyone will get that. :/ It's the first thing i thought of when i saw it.

HAHAHA omg true! I love U2, but Bono's just.......i don't know :bored:

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Billie shows good parenting by demonstrating to his two children how to feed the new pet paranah

Billie: Just keep you're fingers up here on the bag and you will be just

*CHOMP*

Billie: :cry:

Joey: Um......daddy?

Adrienne :whistling: I'm smart and he's dumb.....I told him.....

Jakob: Coool....

haha sorry :ph34r:

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^ that's funny :D

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Billie: Hey, you want me to help you with that, son?

Kid: Touch it and i'll drown you.

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sorry, i just love the uninterested look on that boy's face.

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Billie: "oh look an ant...aww its carrying a little leaf...probably to its little ant family. I wish i was an ant sometimes...carrying leaves and such"

or

Billie: "Tanning with your clothes on is all the rage in paris"

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