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Billie: GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB BITCH!

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Billie looks at sign.

"Okay now everyone raise your hand if you wanna see my ass."

*Tre raising both hands*

*billie raises his hands*

Mile: Why are you raising your hand billie?"

Billie:: :I wanna see my ass on these screens." :eyebrows:

I'm in.

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Mike: So... you're audtitiong to be the new Billie Joe?

Tre: Gotta tell ya man.. I can actually see the resemblance..

MTV lady thinking: If I just smile and laugh maybe they wont notice that I'm too tall to be Billie Joe?

Mike and Tre: We're really funny!

Girl: Oh really?

Mike: Ya know...

Girl: *Fake laughs*

Mike: That wasn't a joke!

Girl: Oh

Tre: You are so ugly!

Girl: :/

Tre: That was a joke!

Girl: :dry: *looks at cameraman and whispers "When is this interview over?"*

-or-

Mike and Tre: We're really funny people!

Girl: Oh really?

Mike: Why did Tre cross the road?

Girl: Why?

Mike: To get the chick on the other side.

Girl: *fake laugh*

Mike: She thinks we're funny...

Tre: I'm the rooster and you're the chick...see my hair resemblence to the rooster

Girl: Don't push it... :dry:

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Billie Joe: "And you will see, how godless of a nation we have become!!"

Tre: "Honestly Billie, it isn't necessary to talk incessantly about religion and politics to justify the fact that you have a small penis."

Mike: "Little do they know that this isn't actually my real nose."

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Billie Joe: "And you will see, how godless of a nation we have become!!"

Tre: "Honestly Billie, it isn't necessary to talk incessantly about religion and politics to justify the fact that you have a small penis."

Mike: "Little do they know that this isn't actually my real nose."

lmao

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Spider Tre. Spider Tre.

He does whatever a Spider Tre does.

ahaha that was lame

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Look, Tre. How am I supposed to have my mouth close to something you've had in your ass?

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*dramatic voice*

so call now, and you could make someone with a handicap's life better :)

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So,y'know, we we're in Holland and the people. They were SO FUCKING TALL!

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Hmm, I have a rash... Tre should so have not smeared all that lube over my chest last night...

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Tre: "That's some nice penmanship you've got there, Billie. You have to teach me how to implement those curves."

Billie Joe: "Sorry Tre, I've already patented it. But you can hold the pen when I'm done."

Mike "Y'know guys, I still think we should have called Know Your Enemy "Finger Fucker" instead

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