Nele Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Billie: Oh my freaking god! anarchy_in_germany just wasted her 1,000 post for making this caption! Tre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...8043_Image1.jpgBillie: Oh my freaking god! anarchy_in_germany just wasted her 1,000 post for making this caption! Tre: lawls, congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 lawls, congrats!thank you! (wow we're talking a lot today... I'll add you as a friend on here too )Thousands of doctors appeard at Billie Joe Armstrong's house yesterday, to solve his 'my-head-is-damn-big-and-it's-growing-problem'. All of them had a discussion but they couldn't find a solution yet. 'We had a very serious conversation with Mr Armstrong yesterday. But we don't know how to demagnify his head.', said head-professor Frank E. Wright. 'Maybe we'll just trim it a bit.', added Dr Micheal R. Pritchard. A work for charities just opened, you can donate money via e-mail to givebilliesheadachance@hotmail.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 thank you! (wow we're talking a lot today... I'll add you as a friend on here too )http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...ermany/kopf.jpgThousands of doctors appeard at Billie Joe Armstrong's house yesterday, to solve his 'my-head-is-damn-big-and-it's-growing-problem'. All of them had a discussion but they couldn't find a solution yet. 'We had a very serious conversation with Mr Armstrong yesterday. But we don't know how to demagnify his head.', said head-professor Frank E. Wright. 'Maybe we'll just trim it a bit.', added Dr Micheal R. Prtichard. A work for charities just opened, you can donate money via e-mail to givebilliesheadachance@hotmail.com.Omg. :lol: (and you're welcome ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 thank you! (wow we're talking a lot today... I'll add you as a friend on here too )Thousands of doctors appeard at Billie Joe Armstrong's house yesterday, to solve his 'my-head-is-damn-big-and-it's-growing-problem'. All of them had a discussion but they couldn't find a solution yet. 'We had a very serious conversation with Mr Armstrong yesterday. But we don't know how to demagnify his head.', said head-professor Frank E. Wright. 'Maybe we'll just trim it a bit.', added Dr Micheal R. Prtichard. A work for charities just opened, you can donate money via e-mail to givebilliesheadachance@hotmail.com.orthe doctor came to BJ's house one day and were stunned. The doctors whispered to another doctor, "Shhhh...don't tell him he's annorexic!" Unfortunately the other doctor is a big mouth and blurted it. BJ looked surprised and the doctors shook their heads. The doctor blurted out, "Only girls are annorexic!" The other doctor slapped his face and asked, "Solution?" BJ replied, "Easy, eat more!" The doctor shook his head and said, "Since you are already a skeleton, I say bury him." The other doctor grabbed a shovel and knocked BJ out cold. The doctor called 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Omg. :lol: (and you're welcome )don't ask how i got the idea for the caption... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinu Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.greendayauthority.com/news/data...2207-slarge.jpgTrè: thinking *Billie is so sexy I want him!!*Billie: Hey Trè what's up?? Trè: I want you and Mike is looking in another way... Billie: haha that's funny Trè!! Trè: I'm serious!! Billie: Ah Mike: someone take me away!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Congratulations anarchy_in_germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Congratulations anarchy_in_germany Thanks. You can call me Nele by the way. That's shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Tre: Hello honey, you sexy thang, I'm the first lady of the United States. I've learned that here all ladies are civil, but I am an exception. President Billie asked for some copies, so I'll give that sexy thang some copies! *sits on copier and lifts skirt* You see...a copier is like flashing yourself...a flash goes off and boom, miracles happen. It's like millions of photographers who just love taking pictures of my sexy rump, so you see, that was copiers are for! Forget papers...what do you think other first ladies like Clinton do? She must get sexy on the copier once in a while. *makes moaning and sexual sounds*Mike: Oh my!!! *comes in as an old black woman* *tries to slam the door quickly but Tre calls to her*Tre: Hey girlfriend!!!! Mike: *stares, sweats, and gulps*Tre: Why you acting like a man? Are you a lesbo? Well honey, you back off, Billie's my man!!! :verymad: *screams bloody murder and tries to kill Mikalya*Billie: Trebellina!!!Tre: hehe *puts hand to mouth* The President wants to see me, baby!!!! I'll be right back or maybe not. Mike: Ugh...*has a tantrum and stamps foot* Why does Trebellina get all the ladies? *sees copier, sits on copier and presses button* This feels good! Bill: *comes in with Tre at his side, clinging to Bill's arm* Mikalya, you're fired! Mike: ok, mr. Trump.Bill: Make more copies, please, Trebellina!!!Tre: OK!!!! *runs to copier and pretends to do it normally till Bill leaves, then sits on copier* *copies butt for an hour then falls asleep on copier* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........*loud snore*Bill: *comes in* AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GRAVY!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! MY HEART'S FAILING!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT A LADY!!!!!!!!! SHE'S A MAN!!!Tre: I'll help you!!!!!Bill: Whoa, noooooo!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like a girl*Tre: Wait, you're a lady? I quit!!!! *grabs bags and leaves*Bill: It's just puberty!!!! *the song: She's a lady, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady!!!!* comes on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Billie: *I'm the person of rock that can do the best angry expression on the world!!*Trè: *doing that face*Crowd: Trè is so good doing angry and funny faces!! Billie: *Watching Trè* Uh? I'm the best!! Trè: People think I'm the best so I'm the best!! Billie: That's not right!! Crowd who is the best to doing funny and angry faces??Mike: *doing a funny face*Crowd: Mike!!Billie & Trè: I suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinu Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I suck no you arent i am suck at this i have no talent :down: i love your captionsplease continue to post thank you! (wow we're talking a lot today... I'll add you as a friend on here too )Thousands of doctors appeard at Billie Joe Armstrong's house yesterday, to solve his 'my-head-is-damn-big-and-it's-growing-problem'. All of them had a discussion but they couldn't find a solution yet. 'We had a very serious conversation with Mr Armstrong yesterday. But we don't know how to demagnify his head.', said head-professor Frank E. Wright. 'Maybe we'll just trim it a bit.', added Dr Micheal R. Prtichard. A work for charities just opened, you can donate money via e-mail to givebilliesheadachance@hotmail.com.i didnt see this before when i looked up lmao how can you do this i have no talent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i love your captionsplease continue to post Thanks Billie: She's my Blue...I love her...she's the best thing of my life!! Adie: :verymad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 i didnt see this before when i looked up lmao how can you do this i have no talent awww thank you. I don't know why I'm good at doing this stuff, maybe Billie knows:Billie: Because she fucking rules man!!That's why. (ok not really......)You do have talent by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Billie: B...? Err... No.. C?... Mike, this is C I'm playing right?Mike: No. That's A, dude.Tre: Billie, we start our world tour in just a few months. Are you sure you can re-learn guitar by then?Billie: Of corse!.. Are you sure this is A?.. Sounds like C.. Yeah, this is C...Mike: No, it's A.Billie: Mike, I think you're forgetting who I am. I'm Billie Joe. I am Green Day. If I say it's C, it's C.... Tre: :/ (See, that's actually the face he's making in the picture)Billie: Now.. What am I playing?Mike: .... C.Billie: Yeah. That's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RougeRogue Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, they're not new pictures, but they will work just the same!!!Mike: How the hell could you get us lost in the middle of the UK? We have no fucking idea where we are!!!Tre: It's not my fault I made a wrong turn...I got...distracted.Billie: *thinking* As long he doesn't tell him it was my distracting hand...Billie: Do you think we should let Mike out now?Tre: Nah, his oxygen supply can last a little longer.Billie: *shrug* Eh, ok.Mike in box: Help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, they're not new pictures, but they will work just the same!!!http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/sc.../GD/2zno4tg.jpgMike: Get off the bus, Tre! Tre: No, I'm safe here!Mike: Why?Tre: *stares at Bill and shivers*Bill: *pays no attention and acts drunk*Mike: I'll give you a kiss then!Tre: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!Ok...that stunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/sc.../GD/11ihjk5.jpgBillie: Do you think we should let Mike out now?Tre: Nah, his oxygen supply can last a little longer.Billie: *shrug* Eh, ok.Mike in box: Help? poor Mike!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrid. Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, they're not new pictures, but they will work just the same!!!http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/sc.../GD/2zno4tg.jpgMike: How the hell could you get us lost in the middle of the UK? We have no fucking idea where we are!!!Tre: It's not my fault I made a wrong turn...I got...distracted.Billie: *thinking* As long he doesn't tell him it was my distracting hand...That one made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayame Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol these captions are great, especially the big-head BJ one by Nele...but please, (especially countrygirl) keep your captions a little shorter. The one by Nele I mentioned above was fine, but like these ones...Tre: Hello honey, you sexy thang, I'm the first lady of the United States. I've learned that here all ladies are civil, but I am an exception. President Billie asked for some copies, so I'll give that sexy thang some copies! *sits on copier and lifts skirt* You see...a copier is like flashing yourself...a flash goes off and boom, miracles happen. It's like millions of photographers who just love taking pictures of my sexy rump, so you see, that was copiers are for! Forget papers...what do you think other first ladies like Clinton do? She must get sexy on the copier once in a while. *makes moaning and sexual sounds*...Bill: Whoa, noooooo!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like a girl*Tre: Wait, you're a lady? I quit!!!! *grabs bags and leaves*Bill: It's just puberty!!!! *the song: She's a lady, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady!!!!* comes on*They're way too long! As much as it takes a hell of a long time to post, it also takes hell of a fucking time for readers to read too, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Billie: k so it's A, E, C...uh.. A..or is i E? hm *stums chord* that's not it. E, C..maybe it's S. no there's no S. uh F? mm *strums chord* argh! uh Mike?Mike: yes Bill?Billie: i think i forgot how to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...64553767459.jpgBillie: B...? Err... No.. C?... Mike, this is C I'm playing right?Mike: No. That's A, dude.Tre: Billie, we start our world tour in just a few months. Are you sure you can re-learn guitar by then?Billie: Of corse!.. Are you sure this is A?.. Sounds like C.. Yeah, this is C...Mike: No, it's A.Billie: Mike, I think you're forgetting who I am. I'm Billie Joe. I am Green Day. If I say it's C, it's C.... Tre: :/ (See, that's actually the face he's making in the picture)Billie: Now.. What am I playing?Mike: .... C.Billie: Yeah. That's better.Well, they're not new pictures, but they will work just the same!!!http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/sc.../GD/11ihjk5.jpgBillie: Do you think we should let Mike out now?Tre: Nah, his oxygen supply can last a little longer.Billie: *shrug* Eh, ok.Mike in box: Help?http://akamai-static.nme.com/images/galler...paphotos_04.jpgBillie: k so it's A, E, C...uh.. A..or is i E? hm *stums chord* that's not it. E, C..maybe it's S. no there's no S. uh F? mm *strums chord* argh! uh Mike?Mike: yes Bill?Billie: i think i forgot how to play Nice ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nele Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol these captions are great, especially the big-head BJ one by Nele...but please, (especially countrygirl) keep your captions a little shorter. The one by Nele I mentioned above was fine, but like these ones...They're way too long! As much as it takes a hell of a long time to post, it also takes hell of a fucking time for readers to read too, you know.thank you. (I feel special because you remeber my name. )And I have to agree with you. The longest captions begin ok but then there are so many lines of insane ramblings, with no punch line and I'm always like .And they make no sense at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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