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Tre *deep, raspy voice*: Yo, I want to thank all ma black homies out there. Yo. Peace to all of ya. Yo yo.

Billie: There he goes again...

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someone do these, I suck at making captions:

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Billie: I'M DANCIN LIKE A MONKEY!!!!

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Mike: I never knew you did this!

Billie: Yeah well.. I practiced on my dog and he looked pretty good *He looked awful but I'm not telling you :shifty:''

Mike: I;m sure gonna like it.

Billie: Of course you're gonna like it. It's BJA-Style

Mike: Do you shave balls too?? :eyebrows:

Billie: :pinch:

LOL! :lol:

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fan 1: I love you Billie!

billie: I love you too! :happy:

fan 2: you're beautiful!

billie: thank you, you guys fucking rule man!

old lady: hey! that is my wig! you motherfucker thief!

billie: :blink: oh fuck! she caught me! *runs away*

old lady *runs after Billie waving her purse*

damn if I catch you I'll kick your ass you little vandal!!

billie: Adieeeeeeee! :cry:

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This is how some mammals flirt with the opposite species. Ahhh...look now...as the male from the opposite species turns to look and gives a frightful glare then quickly walks away to make you believe nothing is happening. I wonder where that chump is going after the show? The love nest? Do you think this flirtacous dance makes the opposite species do his work? or is it just gay attraction? or a complete tard acting like a monkey? This is the crocodile hunter signing off. :)

*crocodile hunter hears cooing in his ear and looks up to see Bill* *Crocodile hunter screams bloody murder and runs*

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fan 1: I love you Billie!

billie: I love you too! :happy:

fan 2: you're beautiful!

billie: thank you, you guys fucking rule man!

old lady: hey! that is my wig! you motherfucker thief!

billie: :blink: oh fuck! she caught me! *runs away*

old lady *runs after Billie waving her purse*

damn if I catch you I'll kick your ass you little vandal!!

billie: Adieeeeeeee! :cry:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

This is how some mammals flirt with the opposite species. Ahhh...look now...as the male from the opposite species turns to look and gives a frightful glare then quickly walks away to make you believe nothing is happening. I wonder where that chump is going after the show? The love nest? Do you think this flirtacous dance makes the opposite species do his work? or is it just gay attraction? or a complete tard acting like a monkey? This is the crocodile hunter signing off. :)

*crocodile hunter hears cooing in his ear and looks up to see Bill* *Crocodile hunter screams bloody murder and runs*

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

:lol:

THANK YOU!!!! :thumbsup:

After Bill and Mike kick Tre on the street after he ate their last cookie, Tre joins a gang of smelly hobos. Tre asks, "So guys, how long did it take to lose your teeth?" The hobos, :blink::huh: "We have no teeth?!?!?! Oh, that's the white thing that has been hanging from my mouth! You're not a dentist are you?" :ermm: Tre replies, "No :mellow: " The hobos, "Well give me a kiss brother!" :wub: Tre,:sick: "So where's your wife?" The hobo, "Oh, she's a hairy baboon now. We left her because she was so hairy and stinky." Wife comes on scene and Tre yelps, "Monkey Mama!!!! You hobos look hot compared to monkey woman." The hobo, "Yup, that's my girl!"

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*Mom taking photos*

Mom: Look at my beautiful baby!!!! Billie, smile honey!!!

Bill: *thinking: My leg is getting wet*

Baby:*thinking: Why the crap am I with this weirdo? Let me go, bitch."*

Bill: *drinks beer*

Baby: *thinking: I want some!*

Bill: *takes it away*

Baby: *cries*

Mom: Awww....

Mike: *across the street with Tre* Is that Chucky?

Baby: *thinking: Hurry up, Mom! You are so stupid putting me with this loser! I'm going to tell Daddy you flirt with other men!*

Mom: *takes picture and thanks Bill, then takes the baby*

Bill: *looks at his wet pants* He hit my wrong spots!

Girl in background: I'm pregnant, honey!

Guy in background: What?!?!!! :blink: Hon, I don't want a baby."

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Tre *deep, raspy voice*: Yo, I want to thank all ma black homies out there. Yo. Peace to all of ya. Yo yo.

Billie: There he goes again...

how about...

Tre: i'm tellin' you guys, these two fingers have been in cooler places than you'll ever go in your lives!

Billie: yeah! wait... wat? :blink:

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Billie: *hey, this is going pret- GOD DAMN THE JONAS BROTHERS xP*

OR

Billie: I JUST LOST THE GAME.

OR

Billie: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Tre (in background): I KNOW I DO!!!

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how about...

Tre: i'm tellin' you guys, these two fingers have been in cooler places than you'll ever go in your lives!

Billie: yeah! wait... wat? :blink:

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...&fullsize=1

Billie: *hey, this is going pret- GOD DAMN THE JONAS BROTHERS xP*

OR

Billie: I JUST LOST THE GAME.

OR

Billie: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Tre (in background): I KNOW I DO!!!

^Those are gret thank you!!

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how about...

Tre: i'm tellin' you guys, these two fingers have been in cooler places than you'll ever go in your lives!

Billie: yeah! wait... wat? :blink:

ok. your's better. :lol:

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Billie: Yep, I know I look good.

Mike: Yea, about that...... :whistling:

Billie: Don't be jealous Mike. You know you want some of this :eyebrows:

Tré: So who wants pie?

Mike: Tré you fat lard.

Billie: *thinkig: Yea they'd both do me.*

:dry: yea i know i suck at this.

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^

Mike: *Farts*

Billie: What the fuck is that smell?

Tre: *Sees a girl by herself* Hey babe wanna have a little fun. I brought a condom.

I know it's not to good

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how about...

Tre: i'm tellin' you guys, these two fingers have been in cooler places than you'll ever go in your lives!

Billie: yeah! wait... wat? :blink:

how about...

Guy in crowd: He gave me the finger!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!

Tre: *holds up first finger* Sorry... :mellow:

Fans: I want an autograph!!!

Tre: Sure!

Fans: *hands Tre a pencil*

Tre: *takes it and stumbles, sticking the pencil in Mike's eye*

Mike: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! ARRRR!!! :o

Fans: *scream and run away*

Tre: :pinch:

Mike: I'm a pirate. *opens eyes* It was a joke...hehe...Now I can drink!

Tre: Oh. :mellow:

Mike: *walks out the door and hits his head on the door* OUCH!!!! Call 911.

Tre: :lol:

Mike: Tre.... :dry::mad:

Bill: I'm so sexy!!! I mean...I never got hurt!!!

Tre and Mike: *throws rocks at Bill*

Bill: :ermm:

*Rock goes up Bill's nose hole*

Bill: *sniffs a lot and covers nose*

Fans: Eeewww...he snorts coke!

Bill: No...I...TRE!!! MIKE!!!! HELP ME!!! Stick your fingers up there and help :dry:

Tre: It won't come down!

Bill: I read it now: Bill's death: Rock up his nose suffocates him and enters his brain.

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Mike and Tre weren't sure what to do when Billie suddenly started acting like he was in '8 Mile'

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lol I don't know, first thing that came to me, it's the hoodie, I think XD

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