UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^haha epic *claps* good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy_runs Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^ Hahaha that one was good!http://eu.staying-alive.org/stayingalive/a.../billie_joe.jpgBillie: Come on, kids. There's candy and pop in here... I would get in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^haha epic *claps* good job ^ Hahaha that one was good!Bwahah thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Black Guy: Oh yeah, I know you!BJ: Really?Black Guy: *silently smiles*BJ: Oh yeah, I do know you!Black Guy: Really? Who are you? I seriously don't have any idea who you are, dog.BJ: Drug buzz?Black Guy: Huh? Chicken? I like chicken. But...who are you?BJ: KFC manBlack Guy: Oh yeah! Thanks for the chicken! It always makes me feel gooood to be a customer. BJ: orAkon: *nervously rubs his hands* Ummm....Bill....I noticed we have similar teeth, but will you go out with me? on a date? maybe get married? Oh goodness, I'm nervous!BJ: Uhhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anja Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/0/1/8...8107-slarge.jpgBillie: Holy shit! That woman's having a baby!Tre: Huh? That's where babys come from?.. You lied to me, Mike!Mike: Sorry, but me a Billie agreed you weren't ready to know the truth yet...Tre: So the whole thing about the magical pixie orgy was a lie?!Billie: ... What the fuck did you tell him, Mike?Woman: Can't you fight later?! I'm having a baby now!Billie: Ok, ok... Is there a doctor in the house?Tre: I'll do it! That made me lol Good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^ nice I would get in...That made me lol Good jobThanks Dude: That's right everyone! You know who this is? That's right! Tre Cool! The best damn drummer in the world!... Except for Travis Barker, of course.Tre: ... No!... I'm the best!.... I'm the greatest!.. *Grabs the guy by the shirt* GRRARR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^ ahah that's good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 http://i44.tinypic.com/2z8rb4k.jpgMan on the very left: *whispering* Yes, I'm telling the truth .. Billie Joe sleeps with a teddy bear ... I saw him!*The woman and the other man laugh*Billie: Yu uh, I'm right here, I can hear you bastards speaking about me, I can touch you and if I turn my head I can even see you. Hey, are you listen to me?Man: Yes yes, and then then ... he's afraid of darkness*The woman and the other man laugh and whisper something*Billie: Are you kidding me?Man: No ... Billie: Oh thank y ...Man: No, he can't sleep without a lamp in the room if that's not on*The others laugh again*Billie: *staring at the wall* Seriously ... are you kidding?Woman: I bet he calls his mother in the middle of the night because of terrible nightmaresBillie: You're wearing me out ... go to hell! This beer is more friendly than you all. *whimpering* aren't you, honey?. . . Ups, double post. Sorry xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^ haha Ok, I'm gonna try this thinghttp://i41.tinypic.com/fwu24x.jpg*Billie hasn't made a move for 20 minutes*Crowd: Why the hell isn't he singing?Mike: *whispering* Pst, Billie ... we have a show to lead here!Crowd: Hey you, we paid to see you guys ... do something!Tré: Billie Joe Armstrong, what the fuck are you doing?Billie: *whispering* Don't you see my shirt? I came, I'm seeing and then I'll leaveMike: Oh, c'mon ... you're not Julius CaesarBillie: Shut the fuck up ... this is my moment of glory! :lol:that made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 People: *whispering and snickering*Bill: *blushes* Oh god...they saw me naked last night! People: *snickering and whispering*Bill: *shouts at the top of his lungs* I KNOW YOU SAW ME NAKED LAST NIGHT AND IF YOU WANT SEX THINK AGAIN!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! People: What's his problem?Billie: *shouts at the top of his lungs* At least tell me if you liked my leopard undies!!!! Guy: He's drunk. :/ Girl: Oh, I think he's just one of the mental patients. Bill: NO I AM NOT!!!! :verymad: Girl: Awwww....it's okay, little guy, we don't bite. I love you.Bill: Relax, Bill, I have a girlfriend, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^^ lol. very good.NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!Billie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^ ahahah awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday...-lookalikes.jpgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too... :lol:great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkfunkdisco Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday...-lookalikes.jpgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too... awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ lol. very good.NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ROCK 'N' ROLL FANCY DRESS PARTY!http://www.virginmedia.com/images/greenday_mcr-gal-lookalikes.jpg[/imgBillie: Oh, shit. We came as the same thing, dude.Gererd: Then you can't come in. You have to be in costume.Billie: I am in costume. I came as you. You're the one not in costume.Gerard: Sure I am!Billie: What?... But you can't come as yourself!Gerard: I didn't. I'm you, you idiot.Billie: ... Huh?Gerard: See, black shirt, red tie. I'm Billie Joe!Billie: Oh, I see it... You know, we kinda look like we didn't make any effort for this thing at all...Gerard: To be honest, I didn't. I came straight from doing a gig.Billie: Yeah, me too...Thanks if that is for me and you did good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Thanks everyone! Glad you liked it Tre: [At a computer] Okay... Now to send the '21st Century Breakdown' demo to my own computer so I can work on the drums at home... [Presses 'Send To All Contacts'] Oh shit! Billie's gonna kill me!Billie: [Knocks on the door] Tre? You ready? We're going.Tre: Don't come in!Billie: ... Why?... What have you done now?!Tre: Nothing!.. I'm..... Masterbating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A song for the lovers Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 ^hahahaha it was awasome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy. Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 awesome indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy. Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 not really a caption, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 *Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Thanks everyone! Glad you liked it http://www.greendaynet.de/Bilder/Mitgliede...tre-cool-18.jpgTre: [At a computer] Okay... Now to send the '21st Century Breakdown' demo to my own computer so I can work on the drums at home... [Presses 'Send To All Contacts'] Oh shit! Billie's gonna kill me!Billie: [Knocks on the door] Tre? You ready? We're going.Tre: Don't come in!Billie: ... Why?... What have you done now?!Tre: Nothing!.. I'm..... Masterbating!http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GD_23/232931_01.jpg*Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band...amazing job! both of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 thaaannnk you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcolley Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 maybe hes born with it .......... maybe its maybeline i love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GD_23/232931_01.jpg*Jason Freeze starts playing the stripper on his trumpet*Billie : JASON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING HIM!!FYI for all you non band geeks the stripper is a song that is typically used in a pep band...Awesome^^ You're brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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