Anja Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well, that´s my first try so don´t laught at me, please BJ: Uh, what´s he doing, holy cow!? Feels good!Guy: Grrrh, feels better than myself! Mike: Hey, that is my goddamn job!!! Get your bleeding hands off or I will break every single of your bone!BJ: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: *thinks to himself* how embarrising.. i'm the only one standing on something because i'm standing behind a mountainguy in yellow shirt: quiet down punk boy!Billie: *continues thinking* a mountain that can read minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Billie *out of the shot*: Tré... can I get the awards? It's belongs to everyone in the band not just the drummer.Tré: No! They are mine! *hold then thighter* You can't have them *runs of* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuriedInAHole Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.Tre: Well, here she comes!Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*Billie: Oh...it's EvanescenseBritney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*Mike: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!Mike and Tre: Sorry.... *Evanescence runs over to Green Day*Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*Adie: Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.Everyone: Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend! As I read it..I thought you wrote it for me Countrygirl!!!!one word....PERFECT!!!You are amazing!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Mar.../greenday13.jpgBillie: *thinks to himself* how embarrising.. i'm the only one standing on something because i'm standing behind a mountainguy in yellow shirt: quiet down punk boy!Billie: *continues thinking* a mountain that can read minds lol@ "quiet down punk boy" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkfunkdisco Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Tre cleaned up at the AVN awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Billie: Come on, kids. There's candy and pop in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Billie: Hello and welcome to Cooking With Green Day! Public: Woohoo *clap like complete idiots*Billie: So, what did you prepared for us Mike?Mike: Nothing... Billie: Ehmm.. umm ok!!Public: *clap like complete idiots*Billie: And Tre! What did you brought along?!?Tre: Well... water... in bottles...Billie: That's fantastic! Now we cook a beautiful dinner! Mike and Tre: Public: Woohoo *clap again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Adie: C'mon Billie let's go hereBillie: *loooking cameraman* We have to go HERE?? OrBillie have problems with orientation at the kids choice awards Billie: You're so beautiful tonight honey Adie: Wait a second Billie I have to look at the camera Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luci_Minority Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 *A girl assaults Billie backwards*Girl: OMG!! I love you Billie you're so sexy!! Please a photo!! Look I'm soo sexy I'm with Billie!!Mike e Trè: Billie: WTF???? Adie: Stay away from my husband you bitch!!! Girl: Ops...sorry... Adie: Every Green Day fan: Where is shenanigans??? O_______O And they wrote Billie's name wrong!!ORBillie: WTF?? My name is BILLIE not Billy!!!!!! >.<Trè: There is something wrong in this!! There is not shenanigans!! *_*Mike: Thats because you take shenanigans away from here one hours ago because you lost your copy of the cd!! Billie: Eh??Trè: Mike is a liar!! Mike: No Billie Trè is a liar!! He have shenanigans in his car!!Trè: shout up Mike!! Billie: ?????ORMan: This is for you guys!! Congratulations!!Billie: You wrote my name wrong!! >.<Man: Uh sorry...Mike:...and miss a cd...Man: ...........Trè: -.-' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Tre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans : orTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billie-joe-geek72 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 ^HAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgIt's a bird! It's a Plane! It's Superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Billie: I believe I can fly!!!Tre: Ohh... God, no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkfunkdisco Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anja Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.Tre: Well, here she comes!Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*Billie: Oh...it's EvanescenseBritney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*Mike: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!Mike and Tre: Sorry.... *Evanescence runs over to Green Day*Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*Adie: Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.Everyone: Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend! As I read it..I thought you wrote it for me Countrygirl!!!!one word....PERFECT!!!You are amazing!!!!Thanks.Yeah, I'll dedicate it to you.http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a..._germany/ad.jpgCrowd: *sees GD walking on the street and says, "Come in for free food."Bill: Free food in Tahiti!Mike: Isn't this where the cannibles live? Tre: So what we eatin' folks? Mike: Tre, run! Tre: I'm hungry, Mike...I....Crowd: *licks lips and puts hands together* Mike and Bill: UH-OH!!!!Tre: Is it chicken? Pizza? Chinese? Oooo...I like lasgna.Crowd: *licks Tre's arms and legs*Tre: Awww...I'm lovable! *kisses them back* Crowd: *bites*Tre: Ouch!!! That hurts, bitch! Have some chocolate milk! *runs out with Mike and Bill*Mike: Ugh...I never want to eat again.Tre: Eeehhh...It was just busy...I'm coming back tomorrow.Mike and Bill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 This was a picture in a driving ad about "What Drunks Look Like When They Are Drunk."Tre: I remember a story about my great grandfather Tonkie. He was an amazing old man! I never really got to know him, because when I first got my driver's license, I drove over him with my car. It was sad because I always squashed road kill, but this time....it was....old geezer. His lenses ripped a hole in my tire and I never drove again. But I met a new old man in jail. So, he went to Hawaii because he grew mental and that was the end. I heard he jumped off the cruise ship and died. We are so much alike!Reporter: *cries like a bubbling idiot* Mike: Tre, that story isn't true!!!!Tre: It was heart felt! I never have heart felt moments in my life. Maybe I got drunk and broke my leg, but yeah. At least it made him cry. Sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^HAHAHAHAHAHA.thanks you guys!I guess I'm gettin it back Tre: mmm that Pie I had was good,.. it was like sitting there and I ate like the whole fuckin thing man... god I love pie... do you love pie interview lady...Interview chick:.. Tre... that has nothing to do with with how many records you've soldTre: did you know that I have eaten 5 pies in one sitting one day dude thatwas totally awesomeInterview chick: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...nday/tre119.jpgTre: I remember a story about my great grandfather Tonkie. He was an amazing old man! I never really got to know him, because when I first got my driver's license, I drove over him with my car. It was sad because I always squashed road kill, but this time....it was....old geezer. His lenses ripped a hole in my tire and I never drove again. But I met a new old man in jail. So, he went to Hawaii because he grew mental and that was the end. I heard he jumped off the cruise ship and died. We are so much alike!Reporter: *cries like a bubbling idiot* Mike: Tre, that story isn't true!!!!Tre: It was heart felt! I never have heart felt moments in my life. Maybe I got drunk and broke my leg, but yeah. At least it made him cry. Sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nele Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Tre: All Green Day fans out there! I'm your god! I'm your master! Hail me!!! Worship me!!!Mike: Tre, you're just 5'6" tall... SHUT UP!Tre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...tsStadium59.jpgTre: Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!!!Billie: god dammit I thought I told you to hide that movie from him mike!!Tre: Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial!!!Mike: I THOUGHT I DID!!! He must have used the chair to get it from on top of the fridge!!!Tre: You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning!!!!!Fans : orTre': OH MY GAWD THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!Billie: Tre.. thats an airplane....Tre: .. oh that makes sense....Billie: http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp167/a...restandup-1.jpgTre: All Green Day fans out there! I'm your god! I'm your master! Hail me!!! Worship me!!!Mike: Tre, you're just 5'6" tall... SHUT UP!Tre: :lol: @ both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Billie: Holy shit! That woman's having a baby!Tre: Huh? That's where babys come from?.. You lied to me, Mike!Mike: Sorry, but me a Billie agreed you weren't ready to know the truth yet...Tre: So the whole thing about the magical pixie orgy was a lie?!Billie: ... What the fuck did you tell him, Mike?Woman: Can't you fight later?! I'm having a baby now!Billie: Ok, ok... Is there a doctor in the house?Tre: I'll do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^ niceMike: HAI THER KIDZ!!!!kiddies: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *runsaway*Mike: whats up with them?..Mike isn't really a kid person as you can see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 ^ haha Ok, I'm gonna try this thing*Billie hasn't made a move for 20 minutes*Crowd: Why the hell isn't he singing?Mike: *whispering* Pst, Billie ... we have a show to lead here!Crowd: Hey you, we paid to see you guys ... do something!Tré: Billie Joe Armstrong, what the fuck are you doing?Billie: *whispering* Don't you see my shirt? I came, I'm seeing and then I'll leaveMike: Oh, c'mon ... you're not Julius CaesarBillie: Shut the fuck up ... this is my moment of glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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