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^haha!

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Mike: That's it, just smile for the paparazzi, guys.

Billie: Paparazzi? *Posh laugh* I shot many paparazzi on safari! Slave boy! Bring me my rifle!

Tre: Yesh mashter, shertainly mashter.

OR... They're trying to be serious for the cameras and Tre just wispers the word 'testicles' in Billie's ear.

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xD LMAO monicas owned :cool:

Ok im gonna try this :o i havent done this in literally years, so no one judge!

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*one of tres ex's slipped a random letter in the elvelope*

Billie: *opens the thing and reads it* .. "tre has two assholes" O.o ... :lol:

tre: .... uhm o_o

Mike: *thinking* .. if i pretend to be somewhere else, this will be alot less awkward

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^haha!

http://greendayrock.canalblog.com/images/0637.jpg

Mike: That's it, just smile for the paparazzi, guys.

Billie: Paparazzi? *Posh laugh* I shot many paparazzi on safari! Slave boy! Bring me my rifle!

Tre: Yesh mashter, shertainly mashter.

OR... They're trying to be serious for the cameras and Tre just wispers the word 'testicles' in Billie's ear.

xD LMAO monicas owned :cool:

Ok im gonna try this :o i havent done this in literally years, so no one judge!

http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...84699117ut8.jpg

*one of tres ex's slipped a random letter in the elvelope*

Billie: *opens the thing and reads it* .. "tre has two assholes" O.o ... :lol:

tre: .... uhm o_o

Mike: *thinking* .. if i pretend to be somewhere else, this will be alot less awkward

:lol:

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^ xD

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Tre: oh psshaw. Green Day isn't scared of anything

Billie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S A SPIDER ON TRE'S ASS OMGOMGOMMFG!!! SIT ON IT TRE SIT ON IT!!!!

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I'm bored..

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Billie: I'm E.T.!!! Look at my glowing finger!

Tré:Mike help! Billie scares me :cry:

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Billie: Look what I did! :D

Gwen Stefani: You wish...

Billie: as if... :dry:

Mike(not in picture): woah cat fight

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Tre: oh psshaw. Green Day isn't scared of anything

Billie: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S A SPIDER ON TRE'S ASS OMGOMGOMMFG!!! SIT ON IT TRE SIT ON IT!!!!

Can I ask from what interview is that picture from this caption?

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Can I ask from what interview is that picture from this caption?

it was a Fuse interview i think

i don't know what it's called specifically

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okay let's try one:

Santa Claus: you can't find the perfect gift for christmas?

I have the solution! *whips GD out of his bag*

Green Day inflatable dools! they can move and speak just like real people do!

*pushes red buttons on their backs*

*GD in metallic voices*

Tre: shake- shake- shake- shake- your- booty- *dances mechanically*

Bj: I'm- a- bad- boy- spank me- spank me- *shows ass and spanks himself*

Mike: I-want-coffee- you-old-tramp-give-me-coffee *grabs Santa's neck trying to strangle him*

Santa: :D:blink::wacko::sick: *dies*

Mike: *picks up Santa's hat and puts it on* God I've been waiting for this moment for ages!

now you've paid for not bringing me that fireman suit when I've asked for

Bj and Tre dolls *keep doing moves*

I wish such a thing were made.

Please o please????!!!

Mike? Fireman suit? O dear jesus?!

:wub::thumbsup::D

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Tre: Woah dude... way too close for comfort. (Thinks to himself) Thats my billie.

Mike and billie listen to the blahs of whomever is talking

Arg not that good

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Billie: And the card says....Eeeee...

Mike: Estella, my baby? Oh God.....she grew up so fast while I was away.

Tre: Well, here she comes!

Mike: Come here, honey!!!! *closes eyes and smacks a kiss on her lips*

Billie: Oh...it's Evanescense

Britney: *throws the flowers Mike gave her visiciously on the floor*

Mike: :o:blink: OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!!!!!!!!

Tre: You wanna see something really weird *Kisses Mike on stage*

Billie: Ok....It's time to grow up, I mean go now...See you at the Grammy's next year. I wonder what surprises we'll bring!

*Green Day goes off stage and Evanescense runs after them*

Billie: Boys, you embarrassed me!!!!

Mike and Tre: Sorry.... :/ :sleep:

*Evanescence runs over to Green Day*

Billie: Oh hi Adie...*kisses Evanescense*

Adie: :o:mad:

Billie: AAAAHHHH GASP!!!!! *covers mouth*

Evanescence: I was kissed by Green Day twice!

Tre: *kisses Evanescence* And this makes the third.

Everyone: :mad:

Tre: What?!? I need a girlfriend!

Billie: AAAAAHHHHHRRRGGGHHHHAHHHHHHH!!!!! I just found out I am gay!!!!

Tre: See.....I knew he had these feelings ever since he laid eyes on my juicy butt. Are you queer too camera boy?

Cameraboy: That's offensive, Tre!!!

Tre: *slaps face*

Mike: Exxxxxccuuuuuuusssssseeeeeee MEEEEEEEEEEEE, But last time I checked you were gay too.

Tre: Crap... But you are gay to coffee

Mike: That made no sense, gay boy! You FAIL considerably considering my straight standards.

Tre: Fine, you may be the only straight one in the group but gay guys have more fun.

Mike: It's....Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Tre!!!!

Tre: Ain't I a lady!

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Bill: He can't play bass...he's hurting my ears and he's singing the wrong song...

Boy: Falalalalalalalalala

Bill: Why do we allow teenies on stage? I knew it was a bad idea...But no Mike and Sam the bear became "FRIENDLY".

Boy: What? :) I wanted t-t-o-o t-t-t-ell you I-I-I-l-l-l-ov-v-e yo-o-u-u-u!!!

Bill: Thanks for making my ears ring like toilet water or a massive flush. :dry:

Boy: AWESOME!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!! OH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!

Bill: Oh yeah... :dry:

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Green Day: We're Green Day

Tre: Who the heck are they? *refers to audience and themselves*

or

Tre: Wow...what have I been missing at the Grammys? Look at them ladies!!!

or

Tre has stage fright and pees himself.

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Tre: Where's my chair?

Bill: Where's the floor?

Mike: I'm magic....wooooo....

Tre: Where?

Mike: Do I have to answer that?

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*paparazzi takes pictures*

Tre: I think we missed the bus.

Bill and Mike: :sick: I thought we were running from these guys....

Tre: You puked on me.... :mellow:

Bill and Mike: *look* Sorry...

*catches a taxi somewhere*

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Billie: Awww...We're back on TV!!! Stupid paps! :(

Mike: *tears up and sniffles* Sorry, I'm shy...*sniff* and depressed....*laughs weird*

Crowd: :huh:

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Tre: I found Lennon and a pirate. My life is complete!

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Bill: I hate you! Revenge!

Mike: Huh?

Michael Jackson: *walks by not knowing till Bill hits his face with a shoe* *screams bloody murder* AAAHHHH!!!! My goodness!!! AAAHHH!!! These shoes are sexy, baby!!!! *blows kiss at Bill*

Bill: Hmmmm....Plan 2 Revenge

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Bill: Omg, Tre farted and ripped a hole in the curtain!

Tre: Where?

Mike: Hold it, steady! Even if it has fart dew on it.

Bill: We all survived.

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Bill: Mike, are you jealous? I know you are...har har!

Ladies: Who's Mike?

Mike: No, I'm not! I'm not into ladies with short term memories.

Ladies: Oh..he's cute. :mad: Someone needs a spanking!

Mike: I love spankings! :woot:

Ladies: Weirdo...let's go Bill to the retirement home! They have free icecream tonight!

Bill: I love icecream! :wub: Why icecream?

Ladies: Well, we can't chew ya know

Bill: Ooooohhhh.... :sick:

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Awkward

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Yellow shirt: Get the black guy out of here.

Black guy: Racist!

Long yellow curly head: Uh-oh...I get BAAAD vibes!

Bono: I'm sexy! *flexes muscles*

Red hair: Awkward *drunk*

Guy with spikey hair: Haha...love you guys!

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Black guy: You smell like chicken and I like chicken....

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