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Billie: Hey, look what I can do!

Tre: Wow, isn't he just amazing?

Mike *thinks*: I have to find the way out before he want to show us his other 'tricks' and end up in the jail... again.

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I love all of your funny "captions"!

This is the only Thread that makes me laugh so hard that my parents think I take drugs :D

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Billie: Isn't that... Hurray money! :woot: *jumps forward to grab the money*

*riiiiiiiip*

Tre: Wooow, Billie, nice boxers!

Mike: The one he wore yesterday where better...

Tre: How do you no?

Mike: nevermind :rolleyes:

Haha thats funny!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Someone do this :thumbsup:

Billie was a big fan of psychedelic carpet designs. Tre was a big fan of Billie's arse.

I tried :rolleyes:

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Billie was a big fan of psychedelic carpet designs. Tre was a big fan of Billie's arse.

I tried :rolleyes:

Best caption eva! :lol:

Billie was a big fan of psychedelic carpet designs. Tre was a big fan of Billie's arse.

I tried :rolleyes:

or

Tre could care less about the award because he already had his prize and it was juicy. :eyebrows:

or

*Bill falls off and farts*

Tre: Flat arse farts! Amazing! :o

Mike: Well...his cheeks certainly didn't inflate or get any puffier!

Tre: True, I hate you flat arse!

Bill: Whaaa? :mellow:

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This is one example of being glued to a screen-a camera screen.

or

Bill's on drug to keep himself attentive but doesn't know what's going on around him.

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Tre wondered why he couldn't walk...Mike ate his legs.

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*After 59 shots they try again and almost everything is perfect until...*

Tre: The camera isn't positioned right...

Bill: Is Tre high?

Mike: Oh he's flyin'

Cameraman: *snaps pic*

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*Bill holds up award as shirt goes up and Tre looks at reflection on award to not look like a perv*

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Mike: Dang, this is my ride!

Tre: This is my ride...

Bill: Eeehh...I have a Ferrari so who cares? I'll pick up more chicks anyway.

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Tre: Hello cameraman...thanks to you...I missed the home run! We're missing the game! You noticed there's a game playing?

Cameraman: Tre, shut up and sit!

Tre: :mellow:

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Mike: Where's the trophy going?

Bill: This'll look much better at my house.

Mike: :dry:

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Tre: I'm hawt!

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This is one example of being glued to a screen-a camera screen.

or

Bill's on drug to keep himself attentive but doesn't know what's going on around him.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/G..._oomouth9lt.jpg

Tre wondered why he couldn't walk...Mike ate his legs.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GD_23/photo74.jpg

*After 59 shots they try again and almost everything is perfect until...*

Tre: The camera isn't positioned right...

Bill: Is Tre high?

Mike: Oh he's flyin'

Cameraman: *snaps pic*

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo200/m...enday/012wi.jpg

*Bill holds up award as shirt goes up and Tre looks at reflection on award to not look like a perv*

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Mike: Dang, this is my ride!

Tre: This is my ride...

Bill: Eeehh...I have a Ferrari so who cares? I'll pick up more chicks anyway.

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Tre: Hello cameraman...thanks to you...I missed the home run! We're missing the game! You noticed there's a game playing?

Cameraman: Tre, shut up and sit!

Tre: :mellow:

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Mike: Where's the trophy going?

Bill: This'll look much better at my house.

Mike: :dry:

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Tre: I'm hawt!

:lol::lol::lol: good job!

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Tre: *hands Mike the meat* Okay, on the count of THREE... 1,2...

Mike: ...3! *stuffs meat down Billie's pants*

Billie: :blink: OH SHIT!

Camera Guy: *sings* YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!

Billie: *walks over to camera guy* This was all a joke?!?

Mike: *looks at Billie's pants* Billie, I would...

Billie: *rattling on and on*

Tre: BILLIE! CLEAN YOUR PANTS OR...

*dog runs out and bites Billie's ass filled with the uncooked meat*

Billlie: :blink:

jajaja love it because i read it before i look at it and made me laugh like a dork

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If I could make those awesome threads, I wouldn´t ask you..but you guys make amazing jobs!!please.I found this one:

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If I could make those awesome threads, I wouldn´t ask you..but you guys make amazing jobs!!please.I found this one:

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Billie *singing* : "DON'T WANNA BE AN *looks up* :sick: americaaan... idiot..." thinking: omfg, a big and ugly spi... spi... spider... there!!! :o:o:sick:

okay, i try but i suck, i know :lol:

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*superman theme in background*

Billie: I'm superman and I'm here to save the world!!

Trè and Mike: WTF???? :blink:

Crowd: :huh::huh:

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Billie: *looking to 80* my hearth is for you :wub:

80: *to other people* he's my husband ^^

crowd: awwwwww :wub:

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Mike is doing kung fu on stage

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Is it a poodle? Or just Billie's hair?

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Billie: Hey I have an annunciation, look, this is our new album. We made it a few weeks ago. We'll just need to copy it and it'll be release in several month!

Mike: Ehhm Billie? Isn't this just the CD with your Christmas photos?

Billie: Oh... ehhh... yeah. Damn you Mike were is our album?!

Mike: I don't know ask Tre.

Tre: Don't know it either.

Billie: Jesus, it's gone!

Mike: Once again... :dry:

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Billie: Hey I have an annunciation, look, this is our new album. We made it a few weeks ago. We'll just need to copy it and it'll be release in several month!

Mike: Ehhm Billie? Isn't this just the CD with your Christmas photos?

Billie: Oh... ehhh... yeah. Damn you Mike were is our album?!

Mike: I don't know ask Tre.

Tre: Don't know it either.

Billie: Jesus, it's gone!

Mike: Once again... :dry:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Leyts see if I can regain my title since I've been gone for SOO long *ahem*...

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Billie: and so we'd like to thank.. DUDE!!! check it out!!! a dead bird!! AWESOME!!!!

Tre: HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKIN HUGE!!!

Mike: thats what she said....

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Billie: ok who ripped one!!! GOD IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!!!

*mike points at tre ad Tre points at Mike*

Billie :dry: why do I even bother....

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Billie: Oh...shit I shouldn't have eaten that chinese take out :sick:

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Billie: YEEESSS OBEY ME MY LOYAL SLAVE MONKEYS MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mike :TRRREEEE!!!! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!

Tre': fuuuuck.. I'll go get the holy water...

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Bill: *sings then stops* Eeergghhh...It's Paul McCartney!!!!

Mike and Tre: Where? *runs into each other*

*Paul walks down aisle*

Bill: I suck....

Adie: Awww honey...

Bill: Shut up, woman! Paul....Paul....awwwww....Paul!!!!

Paul: Awww...it's Adie!!!! *smiles*

Adie: *stomps away and punches Paul*

Paul: *holds nose* Ouch, woman!!!! I thought ladies love that phrase!!!! Stupid Green Day!!!!

Green Day: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Our careers are over!

Adie: *rolls eyes* Losers....

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Billie: and Tre you are NOT the father!

Tre: i knew it :cool:

lol i just wanted to a caption on one of the new pics xD

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