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God: (bright light) Billie Joe Armstrong ! You´re bad boy!

Do you want to come to hell?

Billie: :blink: mummy?

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God: (bright light) Billie Joe Armstrong ! You´re bad boy!

Do you want to come to hell?

Billie: :blink: mummy?

Haha :lol: :lol:

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taking girls to prom:

Tre: Do i have a Snickers in my pocket or am i just happy to see you...:eyebrows:

Billie: Hey. :/ Yes, i know my jacket is too tight....(Note to self: NEVER borrow uncle Ronnie's suits ever again :down: )

Mike: What do you mean this isn't dance attire? :o

meh...i wasn't sure what to put for mike...if you have a better idea put it down :)

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taking girls to prom:

Tre: Do i have a Snickers in my pocket or am i just happy to see you...:eyebrows:

Billie: Hey. :/ Yes, i know my jacket is too tight....(Note to self: NEVER borrow uncle Ronnie's suits ever again :down: )

Mike: What do you mean this isn't dance attire? :o

meh...i wasn't sure what to put for mike...if you have a better idea put it down :)

:lol:

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Billie: I want you.......

Tre: He want you.....

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Mike: ....to clean our tour bus toilet.

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taking girls to prom:

Tre: Do i have a Snickers in my pocket or am i just happy to see you...:eyebrows:

Billie: Hey. :/ Yes, i know my jacket is too tight....(Note to self: NEVER borrow uncle Ronnie's suits ever again :down: )

Mike: What do you mean this isn't dance attire? :o

meh...i wasn't sure what to put for mike...if you have a better idea put it down :)

:D laughing and laughing, uhh pain in my belly.. :wink:

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Host: Oooo...pretty tricked out bike, boys!

Tre: I built it out of the parts from that unicycle I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp*

Host: Well you can't say that on TV.

Bill: So, who won this lovely bike?

Crowd: *runs out of studio in a mob*

Bill: Ok then...I did. :happy:

Mike: I want to take the lady for a ride on the Green Day bike.

Lady: :lol: NO!!!! :verymad:

Tre: Are my *beeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppss* that bad?

Mike: What's that thing between the seat cushion and the.... :blink:

Green Day: :o

Tre: *runs out to crowd* Hey guys, a piece of Tre is included in the bike!

Crowd: :huh:

Tre: *holds up Tre's piece*

Crowd: :blink: *runs and screams bloody murder*

Tre: I'll sell it on ebay.

Guy in corner of studio who was laughing: *steals bike and smashes it through the window*

Mike and Bill: Our creation! :blink: *jumps after it* :o

Tre: Falling dogs and cats?!? Sweeeettt!!!!

Mike and Bill: AAAAAAHHHH!!! HEEELPPP!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why are we killing ourselves over a bike with a *beeeeeeeeepp* on it. :blink:

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Billie: I want you.......

Tre: He want you.....

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Mike: ....to clean our tour bus toilet.

:D laughing and laughing, uhh pain in my belly.. :wink:

Thanks I'm glad you liked it :D

Btw I loved yours too! XD

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Tre: Hey Bill, I have a new song of my own.

Bill: Like a Rat Does Cheese and Dominated Love Slave and Billie's Mom barely made it on the CD, but fine...go for it...

Tre: *takes a deep breath* Geeee...I got to pee...like a river...that's how it has to be....don't ask me...but I couldn't pee....is it just me? Dogs love to pee...just like me...how could it be?....are we famileee?

Bill: No...

Tre: *squats and pees pants* Aaarghh!!! :verymad: *stomps away* Poop...I sat on a stoop..and waited for it to come...

or

Tre: Bill, I need lunch money!!!

Bill: Not again!

Tre: *runs to Bill's fridge* NADA!!! *runs to Bill's garbage and munches at that*

Bill: *screams* Adrienne's ppaa---nevermind.

Tre: Hey Bill, where's the chocolate milk?

Adrienne: Here ya go

Bill: :blink:

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Bayer: So it's been 4 hrs. of hard preparing for the music video. Everyone agree on the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah!!!

Billie: yup...

*Six hours pass on working with music video*

Bayer: Everyone still like the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah!!!

Billie: yup...

*Eight hours pass on working with music video*

Bayer: Everyone still like the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah, we're almost done!!!

Billie: *pause* I want to do something else.

Bayer: :blink::o:wacko: :verymad:

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Mike and Tre: I'm tired!!!

Bill: Oh shut up!!! *thinks: find happy place*

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*after Green Day destroys place and interview starts*

Mike: I like this lamp...my new buddy.

Interviewer: So what's the band's name? What's your names?

Green Day: *silence* :mellow:

Interviewer: Playing with the bowling ball...bad idea?

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Tre: Mike, are we dreaming or is everyone mentally retarded?

Bill: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!! *drools*

Crowd: DUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!! *spits, snorts, gags* HAHAHEHEHE!!!

Mike: Help me...

Guy on far left: Uhhh...how do I open this?

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Bill's mom: You all stink!!! *throws Green Day in tub*

Bill: She never bothers with our clothes...maybe it scares her to see us naked.

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*in case of emergency: CALL GREEN DAY GORILLAS!!! Brains so scrambled...they never remember the problem. Give them a bananna for a job well done*

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Tre: Are you seein' what I'm seein'?

Bill: Nope?

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Bayer: So it's been 4 hrs. of hard preparing for the music video. Everyone agree on the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah!!!

Billie: yup...

*Six hours pass on working with music video*

Bayer: Everyone still like the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah!!!

Billie: yup...

*Eight hours pass on working with music video*

Bayer: Everyone still like the theme?

Mike: Yeah!!!

Tre: Yeah, we're almost done!!!

Billie: *pause* I want to do something else.

Bayer: :blink::o:wacko: :verymad:

that made me lol :lol:

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^I totally agree with you!and thank you so much for using my pic^^

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Mike:

"Yeah, I´m a fuckin rockstar. :woot: Yeah Yeah I´m so hot and :eyebrows: .....lalalalala........"Freakin out

Tre: (thinks)

Why are there so much people. :o Oh no . My belly is grumbling.. :blink:

The people come closer. Help me . :cry:

Billie: (thinks)

"mhh, :huh: I think it was´nt such a good idea to put this green pills in their drinks."

Mike:

"Runs around and sings ....I´m to sexy for my shirt.......(starts stripping)

Tre:

So many people...arhh...they want to catch me ....buahh .....mommy.... (runs under a table and starts to cry)

Billie:

Fuck... :o ...Ehhh... I don´t know these guys :whistling: ...

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Mike:

"Yeah, I´m a fuckin rockstar. :woot: Yeah Yeah I´m so hot and :eyebrows: .....lalalalala........"Freakin out

Tre: (thinks)

Why are there so much people. :o Oh no . My belly is grumbling.. :blink:

The people come closer. Help me . :cry:

Billie: (thinks)

"mhh, :huh: I think it was´nt such a good idea to put this green pills in their drinks."

Mike:

"Runs around and sings ....I´m to sexy for my shirt.......(starts stripping)

Tre:

So many people...arhh...they want to catch me ....buahh .....mommy.... (runs under a table and starts to cry)

Billie:

Fuck... :o ...Ehhh... I don´t know these guys :whistling: ...

hahhaa.. That's a good one :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL@ that one xD

lol@ all the other ones too, but especially at this one :D

TY!!! :happy:

that made me lol :lol:

Thanks. :happy::D

^I totally agree with you!and thank you so much for using my pic^^

Thank you and no problem. You pick out wonderful caption pics! :thumbsup:

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Mike: Tre, lift my leg!!!

Tre: *picks up leg and sweats* I can't... :(

Mike: Because it's sexy?

Tre: No, it's extremely heavy! :/

Mike: Excuse me?!?!?!!!! :verymad:

Tre: :ninja:

Mike: I work out 10 times a week and my muscle could squash you, fat clown!!!

Tre: Fat?!?!

Bill: *thinks: I could cut a little fat off the neck.*

Ladies: *walk by* Ugh...no confidence!!! How unattractive!!! But that guy looks like he thinks he's sexy!

Bill: Oh, of course! Kiss me right here! *points to neck*

Ladies: *kiss him and run off giggling*

Mike and Tre: When's our turn?

*Fat girls run at Mike and Tre*

Mike and Tre: :blink: I hear a stampede!!!

*Fat girls smother and topple them*

Jenny Craig: Hey boys, would you like to change your life today? Try the jenny craig programs for 3 weeks and...

Mike and Tre: PLEASE, HELP US, JENNY CRAIG!!!

Jenny Craig: Oh, you boys are soooo cute!!! Work them thighs! Let me give you a kiss!

Mike and Tre: *scream bloody murder*

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Mike: Tre, lift my leg!!!

Tre: *picks up leg and sweats* I can't... :(

Mike: Because it's sexy?

Tre: No, it's extremely heavy! :/

Mike: Excuse me?!?!?!!!! :verymad:

Tre: :ninja:

Mike: I work out 10 times a week and my muscle could squash you, fat clown!!!

Tre: Fat?!?!

Bill: *thinks: I could cut a little fat off the neck.*

Ladies: *walk by* Ugh...no confidence!!! How unattractive!!! But that guy looks like he thinks he's sexy!

Bill: Oh, of course! Kiss me right here! *points to neck*

Ladies: *kiss him and run off giggling*

Mike and Tre: When's our turn?

*Fat girls run at Mike and Tre*

Mike and Tre: :blink: I hear a stampede!!!

*Fat girls smother and topple them*

Jenny Craig: Hey boys, would you like to change your life today? Try the jenny craig programs for 3 weeks and...

Mike and Tre: PLEASE, HELP US, JENNY CRAIG!!!

Jenny Craig: Oh, you boys are soooo cute!!! Work them thighs! Let me give you a kiss!

Mike and Tre: *scream bloody murder*

Aw there is no love for tre or mike...just fat girl love XD.

Haha this is great.

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Aw there is no love for tre or mike...just fat girl love XD.

Haha this is great.

Thxs. It was feeling really angry at my guy friend but you made it somewhat better. :cool:

^ and the "kiss my neck" thing is really sexy :D

nice captions guys

thanks

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Mike: Tre, lift my leg!!!

Tre: *picks up leg and sweats* I can't... :(

Mike: Because it's sexy?

Tre: No, it's extremely heavy! :/

Mike: Excuse me?!?!?!!!! :verymad:

Tre: :ninja:

Mike: I work out 10 times a week and my muscle could squash you, fat clown!!!

Tre: Fat?!?!

Bill: *thinks: I could cut a little fat off the neck.*

Ladies: *walk by* Ugh...no confidence!!! How unattractive!!! But that guy looks like he thinks he's sexy!

Bill: Oh, of course! Kiss me right here! *points to neck*

Ladies: *kiss him and run off giggling*

Mike and Tre: When's our turn?

*Fat girls run at Mike and Tre*

Mike and Tre: :blink: I hear a stampede!!!

*Fat girls smother and topple them*

Jenny Craig: Hey boys, would you like to change your life today? Try the jenny craig programs for 3 weeks and...

Mike and Tre: PLEASE, HELP US, JENNY CRAIG!!!

Jenny Craig: Oh, you boys are soooo cute!!! Work them thighs! Let me give you a kiss!

Mike and Tre: *scream bloody murder*

" :blink: i hear a stampede!!!"

:lol: i almost fell off my chair

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