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thanks all :D

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*randomly talking to Tre before the show*

Billie: Oh my gosh, Tre!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *teeth fall out, slide across stage, and into crowd* Whhhooooppppsssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Billie: *speaks through microphone* Nobody step on my dentures!

Crowd: What did he say? :huh:

Billie: I said...spppnobsppp...sttt...ssppp...eeeppp....on my dentspppuresss!!! *showers crowd with spit* Honey, Adie, can you find my denspppures?

Adie: What?

Billie: *leans over to Adie and falls off stage*

Bouncer: You need glasses...

Billie: Blame Mike! Mike is jealous he lost his dentures....sppppptttt....by a bouncer...sppppp...like you...spppppppptttt *spits everywhere*

Bouncer: I didn't hear you but Eww...

*after BJ gets glasses*

Billie: *glasses slide off nose and slides into crowd* AAAAHHHH!!!! I'm blind!!! Don't stsppppep on my sppppglassessspppp!!!

*goes to get something to eat*

Billie: Hey, I'd like some french friesppppp....spppppp...

Man at drive up window: Omg, is that seriously BK?

Billie: No...it's BsssspppppJ....

Man at drive up window: Omg, I love you seriously.

Billie: I'm sure you do...

Man at drive up window: BK....

Bill: BsppppJ...I'm not freakin' Burger spppp King.

Man at drive up window: BK...

Bill: *drives away* :angry: I thought they always said the customer was always right. Sppppp....

i laughed through the whole thing :lol:

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Mike: I hate you, you stupid bass! *throws bass in anger, but it hits Bill in the crotch*

Bill: H-H-H-Help meeee *rolls on green floor**bites lip, holding crotch* :cry:

Mike: Oh no, Sam the bear....*looks at Bill and tries to drag him across floor then drops him* :unsure::ermm: *walks away*

Sam: Bill, stop horsing around!!! Get to work!!! *kicks slime in his face*

Bill: :dry:

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BJ: Oh god, he looks like a pigeon with a suit! :ermm:

BJ: Hey excuse me, sir, have you seen my dentures from yesterday's concert?

Old Man: Why are you asking me? :angry: What? Momma never told you to floss?

BJ: *sees the old man has no teeth* hehehe... :(:pinch: Stupid geezer....I thought you were smart back in the day...pfffttt...sppppttt...

Old man: Well...I was...SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSPPPPPPPPPPSPPPPPPPPPP*spits everywhere*

BJ: Whoa...Turn off the sprinklers!

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*playing baseball*

Bill: Tre, I've got it! *sipps beer**the ball is thrown and Bill catches it*

Tre: Where did the ball go? *runs into the woods to search*

Bill: *throws ball and it hits Tre's head*

Tre: Oh...there it is!!! I CAUGHT IT!!! :woot:

Bill: dumbass

rofl :lol:

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Oh my god..YOU ROCK!!

This made my day..and it´s my pic^^ :lol:

Aww...thank you! :D You made my day.

rofl :lol:

thanks! :)

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^:lol: :lol:

Your really a prof in that :thumbsup:

Thanks. I would like to do it as a career someday. :)

:lol::lol:

RUN!

Thanks! :D

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Thanks. I would like to do it as a career someday. :)

Another :lol: at that.

'So, what do you work as?'

'Oh, I put funny captions on photos, you know? And then post it on the internet.'

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They remind me of duckies XD

Quack :lol:

Another :lol: at that.

'So, what do you work as?'

'Oh, I put funny captions on photos, you know? And then post it on the internet.'

:lol: Not necessarily on the internet. :lol: Comics in the newspaper maybe?

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This is how Green Day records their CDs. They sing in their sleep.

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Bill: It's Christmas, it's cold, but there is no snow. We're in the middle of a blizzard.

Mike: Christmas? I didn't buy Estella anything. The women are gonna beat me tonight. They can be so cruel.

Tre: I hate sitting in that chair, pretending to be a clown dressed as Santa. The kids pull my nose and hit my crotch.

Interviewer: So you don't celebrate Christmas?

Green Day: We're Athiests/pagans.

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BJ & Mike: *singing* Now that we're men....

Tre: *singing* We're off to see the Wizard....

Crowd: wtf *shrugs* eh, it's Green Day *cheers*

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BJ: AHHH I hit my fucking HEAD!!!

Mike: yeah but I can roar like a lion....

Tre: hmmm, I must ponder this....what does it mean to hit one's head? And why the hell am I trying to think?

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Tre: man I'm so drunk....I'm gonna crash but I'm so damn drunk....this rocks!

Guy in rabbit suit: I don't know what the hell I'm doing here but I'm too drunk to care either....you're right Tre, this rocks!

Mike: Hey, is that ICE CREAM?!

BJ: *cries* I want my mommy!!! or Adie....or ice cream....

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BJ: OMG it's my mom!

Tre: I think she's still mad about that song

BJ's mom: damn right I am!!!

Mike: What's she doing w/ that chainsaw O_o

OR

BJ: Oh NO, Adie's PMSing!!!

Mike: *gasp* everybody hide!

Tre: I hope she doesn't hit me on the head w/ anything....

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