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Countrygirl Dominated Love Slave

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Bill: Oooo....Tre's feeling the beat of my heart. :eyebrows:

Mike: hahahaha...ha...ha...ha...uhm :angry: Why does Tre just randomly stick his hand on Bill's heart, but tries his hardest not to touch me! He's not even waving to anyone!

Tre: Oh...I was waving to Michael Jackson.

Mike: That's a plant, Tre.

Tre: *blush* :pinch:

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Spider Tre Dominated Love Slave

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:lol:

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*Jason White walks in the room naked*

Billie: WHAT..

Tre: THE..

Mike: oh my... *hides huge one*

Billie and Tre: o.o

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Tre: Mmmm...cheeese!!!

Mike: Ok, Tre, give up the cheese. It's for Brittany's anniversary.

Tre: NO!!!!

Mike: Give it up!!! :angry: *tries to grab it*

Tre: NO!!!! :dry:

Bill: Tre, that cheese smells like hell's giant butt crack.

Mike: Give it up!!!

Tre: I'll admit it...I'm a mouse! I found this in my shoe! I nibble with mouse teeth..see??? mmm...cheddar!

Bill: Oh god... :mellow:

Mike: No wonder why it stinks! Give it!!! :angry:

Tre: *cheese slips from hand and onto the floor*

Mouse: *comes by and sniffs cheese, then dies*

Tre: *looks at mouse* My close relative! Why?!?!?!! :cry:

Mike: I wonder what effect my gift had on Brittany? :D:rolleyes:

Brittany: *opens Mike's gift* Cheese? WTF? :blink::pinch: *falls backward* *RIP*

Bill: I'm sure she's pleased.

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Mike: Whoa...is the car on fire?

Tre: *looks back* No, it's just Bill's gas. :)

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haha to both of you. :lol:

thanks :D

Thanks!

haha....Sam Bayer would be an uglier story.

lol true :lol:

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Tre: Mmmm...cheeese!!!

Mike: Ok, Tre, give up the cheese. It's for Brittany's anniversary.

Tre: NO!!!!

Mike: Give it up!!! :angry: *tries to grab it*

Tre: NO!!!!

Bill: Tre, that cheese smells like hell's giant butt crack.

Mike: Give it up!!!

Tre: I'll admit it...I'm a mouse! I found this in my shoe! I nibble with mouse teeth..see??? mmm...cheddar!

Bill: Oh god...

Mike: No wonder why it stinks! Give it!!!

Tre: *cheese slips from hand and onto the floor*

Mouse: *comes by and sniffs cheese, then dies*

Tre: *looks at mouse* My close relative! Why?!?!?!!

Mike: I wonder what effect my gift had on Brittany?

Brittany: *opens Mike's gift* Cheese? WTF? *falls backward* *RIP*

Bill: I'm sure she's pleased.

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Mike: Whoa...is the car on fire?

Tre: *looks back* No, it's just Bill's gas. :]

haha i love the first one xD

edit: it said i had to remove some of the smilies :dry:

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What? BJ farted? Classic :lol:

Thanks

thanks :D

lol true :lol:

haha i love the first one xD

edit: it said i had to remove some of the smilies :dry:

Thanks. Sometimes it makes me remove some of the smiles on my captions too. It stinks!

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Bill: Oooo...shiny! *reaches finger toward it*

Tre: Don't touch the shiny red button! *rubs magic lamp on trophy*

Mike:*smacks face and groans* Red button? Are you color blind, Tre?

Bill: Nothing's gonna happen! *touches trophy and it farts, blows out chunks, lights Paris Hilton's hair on fire, and burns Bill's finger* :blink::mellow: I...was....wrong. I underestimated the power of the tro-phy. Are the chunks baby puke?

Snoop Dogg: *walks over with chunks on his face* Yes. I couldn't control myself. So blingy! :dry: *grabs his finger and screams bloody murder*

Usher: Doggy yo? You all right man?

Snoop Dogg: What do you think, yo?

Bill: :ermm:

Paris: What the heck? I just got a perm! Errrr... :angry: *screams bloody murder*

Bill: *cringes in fright* :o

Jessica Simpson: It's okay, babe...we're rich. We can fix anything, right? Yeah? You are so beautiful, babe!

Paris: Why do you lie to me every day? You know you just love yourself.

Jessica Simpson: Oh, babe, I do...

Mike: He warned you. :/

Tre: FAIL!!! :woot: *does happy dance and does weird things with the trophy*

Mike: :o *smacks face* I'm going for coffee....*walks away*

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Cameralady: Can I have a picture, please? *holds up camera*

Bill: *looks over at Mike* Heeeeyyyy...who ya winking at, Miiiike?!?! :dry:

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Bill: Oooo...shiny! *reaches finger toward it*

Tre: Don't touch the shiny red button! *rubs magic lamp on trophy*

Mike:*smacks face and groans* Red button? Are you color blind, Tre?

Bill: Nothing's gonna happen! *touches trophy and it farts, blows out chunks, lights Paris Hilton's hair on fire, and burns Bill's finger* I...was....wrong. I underestimated the power of the tro-phy. Are the chunks baby puke?

Snoop Dogg: *walks over with chunks on his face* Yes. I couldn't control myself. So blingy! *grabs his finger and screams bloody murder*

Usher: Doggy yo? You all right man?

Snoop Dogg: What do you think, yo?

Bill: :ermm:

Paris: What the heck? I just got a perm! Errrr... *screams bloody murder*

Bill: *cringes in fright*

Jessica Simpson: It's okay, babe...we're rich. We can fix anything, right? Yeah? You are so beautiful, babe!

Paris: Why do you lie to me every day? You know you just love yourself.

Jessica Simpson: Oh, babe, I do...

Mike: He warned you.

Tre: FAIL!!! *does happy dance and does weird things with the trophy*

Mike: *smacks face* I'm going for coffee....*walks away*

that was great :lol:

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Tre: guys look! i found some panties :D

Billie: uh Tre?

Tre: i'm going to take them home and touch myself all night to these

Billie: Tre..

Tre: how am i so lucky? :happy:

Billie: TRE!

Tre: yes?

Billie: those um.. are my panties

Tre: :blink: they are?

Billie: yep :lol:

Tre: good enough :eyebrows:

Billie: :huh:

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BadgerLALA

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Tre: guys look! i found some panties :D

Billie: uh Tre?

Tre: i'm going to take them home and touch myself all night to these

Billie: Tre..

Tre: how am i so lucky? :happy:

Billie: TRE!

Tre: yes?

Billie: those um.. are my panties

Tre: :blink: they are?

Billie: yep :lol:

Tre: good enough :eyebrows:

Billie: :huh:

hahahahah *lmao* :lol: Funniest I have read today.

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that was great :lol:

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Tre: guys look! i found some panties :D

Billie: uh Tre?

Tre: i'm going to take them home and touch myself all night to these

Billie: Tre..

Tre: how am i so lucky? :happy:

Billie: TRE!

Tre: yes?

Billie: those um.. are my panties

Tre: :blink: they are?

Billie: yep :lol:

Tre: good enough :eyebrows:

Billie: :huh:

Thanks.

Yours is awesome. You're getting better at these. :thumbsup::lol:

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*phone rings and Tre picks up*

Tre: Oh, it's Mrs. Armstrong.

Bill: Hi mommy! *grins*

Tre: Hey, you are the same lady I wrote a song about! Billie's mom, I....*mother hangs up* Hello? Hello? Mrs. Armstrong?

Bill: There goes our donation. :rolleyes:

Tre: Mrs. Armstrong, are you still there? Are you hurt? Can you breathe? Talk? HELLO!?!?!? *panics*

Bill: Just hang up....

Tre: That's rude! Well, it's your mom...*throws the phone in anger and hangs up**phone breaks*

Bill: No more calls for today.

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*playing baseball*

Bill: Tre, I've got it! *sipps beer**the ball is thrown and Bill catches it*

Tre: Where did the ball go? *runs into the woods to search*

Bill: *throws ball and it hits Tre's head*

Tre: Oh...there it is!!! I CAUGHT IT!!! :woot:

Bill: dumbass

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^ omg :lol:

hahahahah *lmao* :lol: Funniest I have read today.

thanks :D

Thanks.

Yours is awesome. You're getting better at these. :thumbsup::lol:

thanks :happy: yeah i might be getting out of my recent slump

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Mike: Billie pleassseeee don't let go of my suspender. I'd REALLY like to keep my left nipple!

Billie: Muahahahaha!

Tre: Hey, now wait a minute, I'M the dominated love slave.... :mad:

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*randomly talking to Tre before the show*

Billie: Oh my gosh, Tre!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *teeth fall out, slide across stage, and into crowd* Whhhooooppppsssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Billie: *speaks through microphone* Nobody step on my dentures!

Crowd: What did he say? :huh:

Billie: I said...spppnobsppp...sttt...ssppp...eeeppp....on my dentspppuresss!!! *showers crowd with spit* Honey, Adie, can you find my denspppures?

Adie: What?

Billie: *leans over to Adie and falls off stage*

Bouncer: You need glasses...

Billie: Blame Mike! Mike is jealous he lost his dentures....sppppptttt....by a bouncer...sppppp...like you...spppppppptttt *spits everywhere*

Bouncer: I didn't hear you but Eww...

*after BJ gets glasses*

Billie: *glasses slide off nose and slides into crowd* AAAAHHHH!!!! I'm blind!!! Don't stsppppep on my sppppglassessspppp!!!

*goes to get something to eat*

Billie: Hey, I'd like some french friesppppp....spppppp...

Man at drive up window: Omg, is that seriously BK?

Billie: No...it's BsssspppppJ....

Man at drive up window: Omg, I love you seriously.

Billie: I'm sure you do...

Man at drive up window: BK....

Bill: BsppppJ...I'm not freakin' Burger spppp King.

Man at drive up window: BK...

Bill: *drives away* :angry: I thought they always said the customer was always right. Sppppp....

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