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Billie: Oh lookand this one says I love you Billie Joe and so does this one and this one and...

Tre: thanks all you fans out there.. way to be total bitches... Im really feeling the love right about now...

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billie: *reads fan mail* billie joe i love u will you marry me?..................xoxoxo i loooveee u........ i love u billy joel?! WTF?? :mad:

tre & mike: :lol:

:lol: Good one. :lol:

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Bill: Dear Billie Joe, I saw you for the first time today. I'm a boy as you may know. I was in the stall next to you and taking a peek as you took a piss. I hope you don't mind even though I have decided to start stalking you and...

Mike: NEXT!!!

Bill: Dear Billie Joe, my name is Pam. I'm from Florida. I love you!!! *sees blood on page*

Mike: Awww...she had a nose bleed.

Bill: *continues with Pam's letter* I love Governor Palin. She's my total hero. I think Adie's hair looks like dog crap and I think you guys are ugly. Did I mention my name is Pin.

Bill: Ooooo....one for Tre. Hi Tre, my name is Bono. I want to be a clown. Can you teach me that unicycle trick? I want to be just like you.

Bill: Dear Green Day, My name is Governor Palin and I think it was mighty rude of you to get kids to vote for Obama. I'm not as stupid as you think...oh no...but I will tell you what I think...Thank you! Gotta get back to shootin'!

Tre: She's hawt!!! *drool*

Bill: *sighs* yeah...But Obama's wife is hotter.

Mike: Where's my mail?

Bill's boys: *shoving Mike's mail in toilet* It won't flush!!! AAAHHHH!!! Eewww...they're all from bimbo girls!

Estella: Hey, that's not fair!!! *stamps foot* I want letters from bimbos too.

Mike: Are you okay, boys? Boys? Extra large poopies? :unsure:

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Mike: Uhh...Bwillie..I want to pluck the strings!

Bill: Good god, no! You'll break them!

Mike: But I wanna!!! *stamps foot**cries*

Bill: And break it for this nice old lady?

Mike: *bites lip* I won't...I promise!

Bill: *plucking strings* *sees Adie* *breaks a string* Whoops...hehe...yeah

Mike: :verymad:

Bill: *hands Mike guitar* Here ya go...*blushes*

Mike: *grabs guitar* hehe...this is cool.

Old lady: *hits Mike with guitar* Give me that!!!

Mike: *cries*

Old lady: You are such an ignoramous twat!

Tre: Awww...Mikey needs his bottle!

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Mike: Uhh...Bwillie..I want to pluck the strings!

Bill: Good god, no! You'll break them!

Mike: But I wanna!!! *stamps foot**cries*

Bill: And break it for this nice old lady?

Mike: *bites lip* I won't...I promise!

Bill: *plucking strings* *sees Adie* *breaks a string* Whoops...hehe...yeah

Mike: :verymad:

Bill: *hands Mike guitar* Here ya go...*blushes*

Mike: *grabs guitar* hehe...this is cool.

Old lady: *hits Mike with guitar* Give me that!!!

Mike: *cries*

Old lady: You are such an ignoramous twat!

Tre: Awww...Mikey needs his bottle!

nice :lol:

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Billie Joe: Hey *Does little Nod of head* How You doin' Baby?

That Mr.Hottie Right There.

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Billie: the people at the MTV awards said this is where the awards show will be. we're right on time and nothing

Tre: they said there'll be hot chicks here. i didnt wear these expensive shades for nothing!

Mike: dude, you got them at a gas station for $5!

Tre: shut up :(

Billie: i think they tricked us.

Mike: i hate MTV -_-

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Billie: the people at the MTV awards said this is where the awards show will be. we're right on time and nothing

Tre: they said there'll be hot chicks here. i didnt wear these expensive shades for nothing!

Mike: dude, you got them at a gas station for $5!

Tre: shut up :(

Billie: i think they tricked us.

Mike: i hate MTV -_-

So that's why they're never at the awards show. :lol:

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Audience: WE WANT TRE!!!

Bill: Tre, come over here!

Tre: *comes over and stares blankly at crowd, waving*

Bill: Tre...

Tre: Right....What am I doing here? I need to go potty! Umm...bye folks! *walks off*

Audience: :o

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Cameraman: Tre, sing some Dominated Love Slave or some country music!

Tre: Haha...you have the wrong man!

Cameraman: No, I don't.

Tre: Do you see this face? Do ya? It's a CITY face! See the label...*points to face*

Cameraman: But...

Tre: I'm sofa fiss tee ca ca ted!!! *farts*

Cameraman looks @ actor: Was that you?

Actor: Oh, excuse me...usually our toots are so light and airy, that it's like a faint puff of air with no odor. Actors are smell free.

Tre: Have you ever been around when I fart?

Actor: :blink:

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Estella: Look Daddy, I can sing! Falala!!!!

Mike (junior): Aaahhh!!! Make her stop!!!

Mike: Uh...*grabs coffee and sweats* Pour your heart out baby...mmm...oh yeah...

Estella: See Daddy thinks I'm a star.

Mike: *after Mike finishes coffee* Shut up!!!

Estella: :blink::o I thought you loved my singing!!! DADDY!!!

Mike(junior):*hits Estella on the head*

Estella: :wacko:

Mike(junior): hehe... :happy:

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Tre: CRAZY TRAIN!!!! EEHHH!!! EEEHHH!!!! *Ozzy/demon voice**gags**coughs*

Mike: This is what happens when he has a cold.

Bill: or Satan stole Tre's soul.

Mike: I thought that happened a while ago. I thought Tre was a zombie by now.

Bill: *shrugs*

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Camera crew: Sir Billie and Princess Adie!

Bill: *makes out with Adie*

Adie: What the? Where's my horsie?

Bill: *whistles*

Tre: *Comes out on hands and knees grunting and neighing**Kicks hind legs and licks Adie*

Bill: A fine steed!

Adie: I'm sooo not riding on Tre's ass!

Tre: :o

Bill: *sits on Tre* Giddy up!!!

Tre: :woot:

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Kid: They have beer at a kids' birthday party!!!

Mother: :sleep:

Green Day: *keeps beer close*

Kid: *looks over at father* They have beer!!!! :verymad:

Green Day: *sighs* Sad kid!

Kid: *kicks Green Day and grabs their beers, drinking them down*

Green Day: :o:wacko:

Kid: Haha....I am 21. *takes off mask*

Green Day: Biker dude? *faints*

Tre: Now that's hawt!!!

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Tre: Come on, Billie. Time for your daily meds.

Billie: No!

Mike: Meds? I thought it was candy!

Billie: Those pills give me gas!

Mike: *farts*

Tre: Mike, I told you before - you're not supposed to eat things you find on the ground! Or in this case, things you found in my pocket.

Billie: Eww... I smell farts...

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clicky.

no caption here. Green Day looks just like those asians posing for their Facebook profile pix. :lol:

Sorry if this offended everyone. :huh: but i thought this was cute.

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clicky.

no caption here. Green Day looks just like those asians posing for their Facebook profile pix. :lol:

Sorry if this offended everyone. :huh: but i thought this was cute.

hahah :lol:

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clicky.

no caption here. Green Day looks just like those asians posing for their Facebook profile pix. :lol:

Sorry if this offended everyone. :huh: but i thought this was cute.

:o I'm Asian, I'm offended!

Nah, I'm not. I found it quite funny :lol:

How 'bout this one for a profile pic?

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